In today’s Vatnik Soup, we introduce Hasan Piker, a Turkish-American streamer and millionaire. He’s best known for his champagne socialism, rabid criticism of the US and Israel, support for the Soviet Union and for Chinese and Russian invasions, and for mistreating his dog. 1/20

I was startled by this 1945 May Day Celebration, which for some reason I can't quite put my finger on never seems to feature in 1940s themed events

It’s May Day, ya twonk!

Happy Beltane from Devil’s End!

Happy "Hitler Killed Himself in a Bunker Day" to those who celebrate.

Is anyone going to mention that Justices Roberts, Kavanaugh, and Barrett were all young lawyers on the Florida recount case in 2000 when George W. Bush stole the election? They should have recused themselves on all voter suppression & election stealing cases, but such cases are their raison d'etre.

Mine the Channel. Fuck me.

We need to mine the channel. And the beaches. And the roads. And the streets. And the buildings. And each other. Only when every citizen is safely encased in the new Mark III Travel Machines, will we finally have peace.

This is the same bullshit influencers have been pushing along with, “Never say you’re sorry, it’s a sign of weakness.”

I’m the king of the fuck-ups so I still believe in redemption.

This is a racist policy.

Famine as a weapon.

Look at this lying Russian asshole.

Look none of this is difficult. The billionaires want us to hate each other. They're buying every newspaper and social media company to flood the space with bots and hate speech to keep us fractured and divided. And we could do that - and tear each other apart - or we could try to fix things.

This shit is ridiculous.

Women may not have fought in combat but the war could not have been won without them.

People who don’t want Americans to vote should consider what our recourse might look like if we are denied our rights.

We need an international military tribunal for Trump et al.

They’re a bunch of no-good Porky Roebuck’s!

I don’t care much for the Comey drama. His letter sank this country and he seems like a gangly, weedy co-conspirator. This just assures him of another book deal.

I’ve tangled with black mold and I can tell you it will fuck you up. My Congressman, who is gunning for Chair of the Armed Services Committee, voted to take funding away from mold remediation so Trump could jack off at the border.

This sounds like bullshit and sounds like Trump is just sucking off another Axis of Evil member.

Aaaand he’s still an asshole, probably giving his criminal buddies time to get ready and buy in like Parnas and Fruman did.

¿Por que no las dos?

It kind of sounds like it’s narrated by the Megara.

Hey, they found Carmen Sandiego!

Fuck Sarah B. Rogers.

congratulations everyone, on the same day trump (again) perverts the doj to go after his enemies the washington post published a column worrying about cheryl hines. and people think people like me are too harsh on the mainstream media. roflmao

What colossal pussies, also Trump rapes little girls.

Yawn.

@diedrichbader.bsky.social When you’re on the road and you want to grab something to eat you have to watch the cornhole, man. I can vouch for Neon Pig and Namaste in Tupelo!

Preemptively throw them out of NATO, stop buying imported beer and lederhosen, expel their agents from the Midwest.

The bad guys aren’t going to just go away because 150 or 200 million people ask them to politely. You don’t owe any of these individuals an ounce of respect and you fucking well better show that to them every time you open your mouth and speak at them.

What “Discover” means on Bluesky- a feed full of high-follower accounts that are packed with emojis and “no dms” saying stupid shit to piss you off and drive engagement. Social media really is a pile of shit, isn’t it?

I’d like to know why he had to have a firewall built around him by lifers when he was assigned to NSA. This bug-eyed freak belongs in a cell eating insects like Renfield.

#OTD in 1944, Slapton Sands. Disaster struck, during exercise Tiger. 746 men were killed, around 200 were wounded, two LSTs sunk and two LSTs were damaged. #WW2 #HISTORY

All the better to cancel elections.

Trunts are hearing footsteps. Good.

If you’re in Moscow you can go choke on your own pukh.

Maybe the most Democrat thing ever is to refuse to represent the vast majority of voters who don’t want AI at all by promising to help them keep their energy costs low while never once addressing the fact that AI promises to destroy those voters’ jobs. www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

Thing is, these people are incapable of being happy even when it's Christmas every day for them. What they wanted sucked shit and they thought would just suck shit for the people they hated.

May the Birds of Magyar never run out of worms.

Stuff like this ended John Sununu's political career, but this story will be forgotten by next week.

Please to talking about this and not the kidfucking and treasoning. Da, thanking you in advances.

🎶Nora, Nora, Nora! Why did you insult Lord Trumpepstein?

Can’t figure out why CBS might have fed Nora a good line. No explanation for it.

We’ve been under a hybrid attack by Russia and others since the invasion of Crimea in 2014 and we’re all sicker, broker, more shell-shocked and generally live shittier lives for it.