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there's levels to this shit

my shrimp's eggs hatched! this little critter is probably like 0.75 cm in length

The Artist Sketching by John Singer Sargent

It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead

Asian grocery stores love putting those sexy fishnets on the fruit.

Another update, there's shrimp in here now!

waking up in the jigsaw trap and he's like "you complained about subway even though YOU made the sandwich"

my head hurts why do I watch this fucking sport this game has been going for six hours

TELL EM!!!

best youtube comment I've ever seen

at some point everyone started feeding cats paste from tubes. if cats could go online I think the chud ones would be posting conspiracy theories about that

update

Watching this video 10 times has significantly improved my mood.

you will address me as docent

day one, a few days in when the water cleared, and yesterday (like 16 days in). plants are growing like crazy

can you hold him for a minute

white boy STUNS predator by releasing perfect ink cloud

#trailcam #trailcams american black bear (ursus americanus) #mammals #bears

I'm on a C. elegans diet. I see elegans, and I eat it

we went from JFK, to DEI. and I'm just here like WTF....

it's fucked up that Paul Hollywood is his actual birth name

tasting menu? uh I think it's the food you're supposed to taste

no one who works 100 hours a week in my diamond mine should live in poverty

I long for a Colovian Fur Helm.

I went snorkeling and saw a green alien down there... it winked at me then when I waved people over it was gone

mom, dad.... I might be a redneck

Anton Chigurh: spottemgottem and pooh shiesty linked up. need it or keep it gas station attendant: ah, ah don't understand tha question

when you hear someone else's phone alarm and it fucking sucks

rappers don't specify that they're rapping anymore it's just taken as a given

gramsci once said: the old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born. creatures crawl in search of blood, to terrorize your neighborhood

new frank green and a sneaky link

if you meet the Buddha on the road..... you might be a redneck

I'm using the assassins creed machine to experience what it was like drinking from the hose growing up in the eighties

they say to do everything in moderation but they never mention how much of a pain in the ass it is to find a tiny bit of heroin, tiny bit of meth, etc.

I bought a bunch of pictures of stock traders looking depressed a while back and now I'm rich

(lull in conversation on a date) did you know that in wigan, pea wet is as good as gravy?

oh yeah now that videos can be longer k&k mime should be on this website (it should be on every website)

Boys have swag. Men have class. Grug have rock

it's nice that coffee is a brown drink that makes you poop. very fantastical logic, like how health potions in games are red

I am told that the Parliament hath voted 2s. per annum for every chimney in England, as a constant revenue for ever to the Crown.

this is how it feels

no way. no fucking way

One of the funniest interactions I’ve seen in a while

I'm a noble savage

white people love naming their dog loki

Water cannot freeze. You’re thinking of ice

really flexible guy who has one long toenail for doing coke

I'm on that good soup and tylenol