Desk tidying day ^_^

I’m not trying to be the grammar police or anything but it’s spelled “whoa”

My body is a temple, The Spirit Temple. It’s all fucked up but it’s filled with hot statues, powerful women, and a reflective defense mechanism. Two old witches live inside me and they are very annoying.

girls will say "I know a spot" and take you here

uh oh

not doing exceptional right now. took a walk and got some photo therapy. figured i'd share a shot with bluesky. <3

As promised.

what about sweeping it under the rog?

Oooooo yall Y'ALL IM SO TEMPTED skyspace.me?skyspace.me

all comic book characters should stay dead when they die unless it's a reboot or alternate dimension/timeline.

can people i know stop dying for like 5min please?!

i'm not sure i need any more practice at this stage 😩

If you can see this, if you have come across this post, even if we don’t follow each other, even if we have never interacted, I love you. You are worthy of love.

the blade movies fucking sucked

Today I heard the phrase, "Memorizing test questions is a violation of copyright," and my brain started feeling real acidic

We’re all trying to find the guy who did this

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

if you think about it, injuring yourself while attacking others is very on-brand for a bee.

It is always acceptable to make fun of English cuisine.

One day I will learn to whistle with my asshole.

I'm a fairly big guy and I feel saddened by my inability to replicate that piece of childhood where you are held and comforted by someone bigger than you. That is a feeling of safety that I miss.

amelia bedelia could have stopped 9/11.

thinking about going to war with short/tiny people.

i love this little fella

I’d much rather you make sincere and embodied “bad art” than make insincere and hollowed out “good art”

slop used to be a fun word until ai ruined it

if someone responds to you with a wild interpretation of current events or something you said, it’s totally fine to just mute/block them and move on with your life

A fun Bluesky thing is that people will arrogantly condescend to you about insane opinions that cannot have more than like 200 adherents total as though you are the weirdo for not holding them. “this mf eats food WARM 🤮”

A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world

i love this little fella

They should invent laws that rich people have to follow.

Not here but back when the Other Place was semi-usable I got blocked by some famous sci-fi guy and to this day I have no idea why.

...horrifying message without context, thank you

me finally owning a home in a walkable neighborhood when im too old to walk

When im not shitposting or ignoring your replies im busy making stuff like this

i'm so sick right now

a summation of most of my interactions with @brycebryce.bsky.social

slop used to be a fun word until ai ruined it

gushers

God, please don’t let me hit 1000 followers on here.

no_lies_detected.exe

blurring every line between natural consequences & child abuse: “FAFO parenting”

I have heard about DHS literally every day for over a year