🎶 Fragile and magical shadows Silently start to appear Lovely and lyrical, silvery miracle Charlotte's Web Carefully spinning her tracings Lacy and gracefully sheer Over and under the infinite wonder of Charlotte's Web 🎶

It’s illegal to be hot. On a related note, you are all under arrest.

My body is a temple, The Spirit Temple. It’s all fucked up but it’s filled with hot statues, powerful women, and a reflective defense mechanism. Two old witches live inside me and they are very annoying.

My New Year’s resolution is still 1080p. The PPI is good though.

*gesturing at everything* This sucks

please pause whatever you are doing to drink some water. reskeet to help your friends.

Just because your favorite online personality expressed an opinion, doesn’t make it axiomatically true. Just because you usually agree with their opinions, doesn’t mean you need to share all of them. “That sounds like it could be true so I’ll believe it,” is the death of critical thought.

everybody thinks i know what’s going on and agree with everything happening 100% just cause im not aggro at everything

Bragging that you've been blocked by a user, whether in your profile or in a post, has always been an embarrassing example of moral posturing.

I found the bsky posts mocking Graham Lineham's appearance in relation to his beliefs/actions quite disturbing. We used to avoid mocking people's appearance on here due to the risk of crossfire, but it appears folding on our principles for imaginary internet points has become the new norm.

A lot of things about society suck a whole lot but one of them is that some single person will get filmed being a dickhead and then we’ll spend a full week hyperfixating on them. It’s like the entire internet has pathological rumination.

Please be mindful of this when discussing Graham Linehan. Many people with similar features will be harmed.

I don’t know how many times I have to say this but we DO NOT make fun of the way people look on Bluesky no matter how vile they are as human beings.

People sometimes ask me which phone they should buy. It comes with being known as the tech-inclined friend. Out of all the specs that get thrown around, the one I suggest ignoring most is megapixels. I’ve written a post that covers why, which you can read here: blog.morley.dev/the-megapixe...

I love tech. Hes my original bluesky crush

Whatever it is, I hope I don't say it. The fewer people seeking my attention, the better.

I think all pedophiles should go to jail no matter what their politics are

Nice opinion. Which online influencer gave it to you?

rip edgar allan poe, you would have loved That's So Raven

How quickly we have embraced the idea of corpunal inheritance. This brings a great sadness.

Watching the left (which is a generation widely departed from their own parents) crucify Chelsea Clinton for the crimes of her parents and, like, what the fuck is wrong with us? Is this what we have become? So jaded that we cannibalize our own. Yes, btw. The answer is yes.

Approaches own job with a feeling that it's not that hard but then I see other people try to do it and I'm like "oh" so I shut up and quit self sabotaging and just train folks around me that never went through the weird path that got me here.

i hope that when i inevitably show ignorance on this app, i will be kindly educated instead of humiliated.

I keep thinking about RFK's "we need to stop trusting the experts in science" quote. I possess within myself a foundational incompatibility with understanding the mindset that we should trust the fools foremost instead. Such a bleak mindset and I don't know what to do with it.

Big thanks to @andipshit.bsky.social for helping me get a leg up since restarting Animal Crossing: New Horizons. <3

Wow, so much has changed on this site. But not the people.

no

i hope there is a new ratchet and clank game soon.

Anyone still playing Animal Crossing? I started again and I need fruits that aren’t apples and oranges.

Mario Kart World is a delight, btw.

So…. What did I miss?

Hi PNWers, Please remember to kill brown marmorated stink bugs (BMSB) on sight. DO NOT relocate. KILL. They are an invasive species that is doing tremendous ecological damage. If you wish to avoid the stench, knock them in a cup full of soapy water to kill them.

memes are simultaneously the voice of a generation and an inhibitor on a generations ability to individually express themselves.

idk how to do this website anymore.

dropped phone

Additionally, no sane individual on the left would push to make said slurs illegal, a violation of the first amendment. We're simply saying that there are natural consequences (ostracizing, for example) that will address this. Slurs should get you ostrisized by your community.

Additionally, no sane individual on the left would push to make said slurs illegal, a violation of the first amendment. We're simply saying that there are natural consequences (ostracizing, for example) that will address this. Slurs should get you ostrisized by your community.

CLIQUE - Cancels Like-Minded Individuals over Quibbles Endlessly If a leftist tries to shit on another leftist for a small infraction or difference in opinion, they are a clique. Fuck cliques. If they say that pansexuals are erasing bisexuals, they are cliques. RS with more examples

When im not shitposting or ignoring your replies im busy making stuff like this

pft, can't even offer eggs in these trying times with these egg prices. I wonder how @brycebryce.bsky.social is holding up during this egg crisis.

Can I offer you some cozy socks in these trying times?

Californians should start spreading out to more conservative states if they wanna flip states in the next presidential election. 🤷‍♂️

It’s rather dispiriting, really - the world is ablaze, unraveling at the seams, and yet, somehow, my feet remain cold, as if refusing to partake in the general catastrophe.

The left will never progress with all the infighting it has. Literally picking the dumbest battles imaginable with each other when there is actual work to be done.

Holy shit, Keith!

*gesturing at everything* This sucks