I'm posting about books. I hope you're enjoying it. I do this sometimes, cos i'm a bookshop. I do it in the hope that people see the books and buy them. Or repost stuff, so that someone else sees it & buys a book. It's madness, I know. But it does work sometimes. (not yet today tho).

MOT/car service day…..awaiting the inevitable “how much?!” call.

Giveaway! 🥳🤩🎉 I’ve got a very special offer!! Two signed copies of my latest book, and I’ll write a message inside to you, or someone of your choice! To enter: repost this post, reply with what you like about April, and tag one other person you’d like to get a copy. 😀📚 @quartobooksuk.bsky.social

I should do a giveaway here too! I'll randomly select someone who retweets this to receive a signed copy of Daughter of Crows 🙂

"Oh crikey! I need a rather superb book related present idea!" Why not get a subscription to The Big Green Book Club? I individually pick, wrap & send out a book each month to people based on the stuff they like reading. I do 3, 6 & 12 month subs. INFO HERE biggreenbookshop.com/book-club/in...

There comes a moment when you realise your weirdness is you strength. Lean into it. There comes a moment when you realise you are Fully-grown Changeling. Celebrate it. We are strange and we are here.

Good on #iceland Iceland chain offers job to man sacked by Waitrose after confronting shoplifter. Iceland chain offers job to man sacked by Waitrose after confronting shoplifter www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Miffy bunny bread, baked by us www.instagram.com/p/Ccc6lYOK8UG/

Ok I’ll admit it…me too!

Happy Easter, all you sneks! 🐣

Happy Easter

I'm no expert but this has all the makings of one big PR catastrophe - you seriously not going to reinstate him #Waitrose? www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Anyone want a free book today? (See below… uk only up to £15) Just let the amazing @biggreenbooks.bsky.social know #buyastrangerabook

It's #buyastrangerabook day! @evieweeviewoo.bsky.social is offering to buy someone the book of their choice, up to £15! So, if there's a particular book you're after, let us know. UK only

IT'S WEDNESDAY! It's #buyastrangerabook day! The grooviest day of all. I'll give out TWO books. FOR FREE. If you'd like one, let me know. Also, if you'd like to #BuyAStrangerABook too, let me know. It's a thing! Look. www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi... UK only

My dad's mildly vexed that his pine carved sheet ghost mounted onto a little walnut base hasn't yet sold. Carved ghosts? In this economy? Anyway I told him I'd promote it again, so this is that... 👻 wellswoodcarving.bigcartel.com

Happy 50th birthday to Rough Trade. This wall in their Ladbroke Grove shop should be a listed monument

I have another #buyastrangerabook day offer to tell you about! @writelikeashark.bsky.social is offering to buy someone the book of their choice up to £15. That's right. Any book, not just the stuff on my website. Any book. So, if there's a particular book you want, get in touch. UK only

Another brilliant #buyastrangerabook day offer! @ginger-kid.bsky.social has sent me some dosh so I can buy someone a copy of The 13.5 Lives Of Captain Bluebear by Walter Moers. I've added a description. Check it out and let us know if you'd like a copy. UK only

Giveaway! I’m giving one lucky person the chance to pick one shelf of books from our Bertvent bookcase. Follow and repost by midday on Saturday 27th and I’ll pick someone at random! Which shelf will you choose? (UK only)

Christmas book swap arrived! Can’t wait to open and see what Simon’s picked for me. Thanks Simon @biggreenbooks.bsky.social and Sarah @sarahalba.bsky.social for being kind enough to buy mine as part of #BuyAStrangerABook You’re both amazing. Merry Christmas.

A new law has just passed that (and I know it's hard to believe) dictates that you have to share the post i've attached. Now look. I was as surprised as you are that they chose this one, but what can I do? I've reposted it myself, just to be on the safe side.

Decided to make it five signed books, not three, I'm giving away to people who share this. Because my thieving ex-publishers can fuck off. Because I believe this book is good enough to be read and enjoyed for many years. Because it's the only pension I'll have. And because why fucking not.

Hey Bluepals. Today I launched a Crowdfunder with the amazing @gracequantock.bsky.social The aim is to get Grace's book "Living Well with Chronic Illness" into health centres across the UK. Please share / support this. I'd really appreciate this. Ta. www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/86e1e73e29...

These books are free to anyone who wants them. They come from my late ex-publisher. If you want one, let me know in the replies (there are 200 in total). If you can afford the postage, brilliant. If not, no problem. I'll still sign & post one to you tomorrow. P.S. Stephen Fry called it "hilarious"

Daughter’s @biggreenbooks.bsky.social first child book subscription has arrived. Looks fantastic! Thanks Simon and special thanks to @civser.bsky.social for very generous buying strangers books.

This week I'm launching "The Big Green Books 500 Club". It's a pretty simple plan, but with your help, we can start to regularly send £500 of books into schools who need them. It costs just £1 a week. Here's the plan. biggreenbookshop.com/big-green-bo... Please share (and join!) Thanks.

Here's a novel #buyastrangerabook! @civser.bsky.social is offering to buy someone a 3 month Big Green Book Club subscription. The winner is the person who writes the best poem about Big Green Books (look, it wasn't my idea!). Check out the offer and good luck, I think.

@sarahalba.bsky.social @biggreenbooks.bsky.social Thanks so much for lovely new book. Can’t wait to get stuck in. You are both fab!

@mrlizard13.bsky.social saw this and to go with your amazing new books….

Daughter in bed, wine out, book ready. Yay. #FridayNight Memories of dancing Friday nights away so very very distant now!

It’s weekend…how I long to curl up with my book and some decent tunes (not at the same time-that’d be crazy!) with wine/tea depending on the hour. #FingersCrossed

Festive Giveaway! RT and follow by 5pm on Wednesday 27th December. I’ll pick one lucky person from all entrants on Twitter and Bluesky. One lucky person can pick either shelf 1, 2, 3 or 4 from my books of the year as a New Year treat! UK only.

@jacksvalentine.bsky.social Love your bio. Ditto. Welcome.

A new week is nearly upon us.

@notmoro.bsky.social @biggreenbooks.bsky.social Thank you so much for my Buy A Stranger A Book that’s arrived safety. Can’t wait to settle down with it. Thanks sooooo much.

Any legal people out there with experience of Section 8 and Section 21 eviction on a monthly rolling tenancy after 6 month assured not renewed? Son having major issues with landlord.

GIVEAWAY! I'm going to give TWO lucky people five paperbacks of their choice - worth up to £50! There'll be one winner on here and one on twitter. Simply retweet and follow by 8pm on Sunday 22nd October for your chance to win! Here's what 5 paperbacks looks like, just in case.

Get to know your moots and find new ones! List 10 things you’re really into. 1 Books/reading 2 Seaside 3 Doodling 4 Films (ANY-the classics & greats all the way to the Fast and Furious!) 5 Anything Japanese 6 Stationery 7 Carbs 8 Cheese 9 Wine 10 A decent cup of tea

First day on bluesky and loving it. Everyone is so much more friendly and social than my previous social media site!

"Women! Unsatisfied with life as a housewife? Start drinking!"

@evieweeviewoo.bsky.social See you’ve added a new profile pic, 10/10. It’s like looking a photo.

Hello Blueskyers #FirstPost