Snow is beautiful, but fuck ice.

I wanted to retake a photo of Benji showing off his prince albert because he got new tattoos recently and I want to start using more up to date photos of my sims. Besides it gives me an excuse to show off his impressive third leg again.

-The Ethical Slut- Matteo, of all people, is this. He merely offers sex as an alternate payment for goods and never forces anyone to oblige. And since he has the hates children trait, he's very strict about birth control as well.

I actually had a dog that looked like this.

And another #fcf pic today. As a treat.

Reposting for #fcf

Calvin: Ah'm mighty glad you agreed to come back to mah place. It's eh... been ah while... since ah've gotten any.

Would red onion even work in fajitas? Fuck it we ball.

Maybe I’m just jaded, but I am just not feeling this new pack at all. I’m sorry.

Clots and prayers.

“We care about gaming and fun and not modern agendas.” *Shows off a yassified medieval woman PICK ONE!

-Glamour Failure- Benji's Human form is almost perfect, but his fingernails give away that he's a werewolf.

Twelve Angry Men With Big Naturals.

Sure, Jan.

Got my haircut recently, i did my best with a photo, but the lighting in my apartment is shit.

When I shit my pants on air force one

Think I’m gonna tear down Gabe’s house and start over. The more I work on it, the more I hate the fuck out of it.

Prom stairs. Prom stairs!

Clown ass nation.

-Ooh, Me Accent’s Slipping- Robbie, in my headcanon at least, typically speaks in a slow southern drawl similar to Elvis Presley or Augustus Sinclair if you’ve played Bioshock 2. But when angered, his accent disappears and becomes noticeably more twangy.

Updated Dio's wardrobe yet again with the green plaid version of Matteo's outfit.

I think I’m gonna grab Silver screen style when it comes out. Im kind of a slut for old Hollywood glamour.

And speaking of Arthur, he completed and delivered Claudio's jewelry order last night to replace the ones he lost during the save file reboot.

I'm not changing Arthur's hairstyle anytime soon, but I remembered there was another hairstyle that had the rings in it and I thought I'd test it out as an alternate outfit idea.

I love it when my friends tell me about their OCs and lore. "Look, I made a guy. This is why he can't ever find peace. Here's his dick"

😊😊😊

New Donk City workers

twitter is down so you know what that means: biannual underwear pics from hot guys who never jumped ship

Yeah, I think I’m just gonna sit this pack out. Between my subverted expectations and my growing disillusionment with EA’s buyout, I’m just not feeling it.

And nothing of value was lost.

-Rule of Sexy- Why do so many of my guys wear gartered socks? Because.

Yeah, I kinda fugure my hetero smut would get lukewarm reception but thats okay. I kinda want to start branching out anyway. Like I said a long tome ago, all of the sims I create are queer, but not all of my sims are strictly gay.

I’ve noticed that with these last few packs the sims 4 has gone from “Get verb” or “get to verb” titles to “This and that” titles.

Im a cancer and I’d happily swap with scorpio.

Robbie fell back on the couch again and watched in amusement as a rope of his hot jizz slowly leaked out of his date's pussy. Fortunately for him, she didn't get pregnant.

The condom broke, but he kept going.

A moment to catch their breaths.

Swapping spots.

Robbie wasted no time getting his pants off.

-All Girls want Bad Boys- ...and Robbie knows it.

new bluesky slogan dropped

Okay, but this kit is very Claudio coded.

Just watched the trailer for the new pack and it’s… definitely a pack. That someone made…

Camouflage

Downloded the latest update for animal crossing new horizons and got to work building my hotel. I also really need to clean out my inventory. I got an ice cream cone thats been sitting in my pocket for two and a half years.

If it’s one thing I love about me is that I can make my own sims to drool over. I can’t stand ANY of the premade guys.

What? Why? Who is this for?