Wow this blew up, if you're feeling festive and generous why not help a couple of trans women in poverty have a less meagre Christmas? paypal.me/StuffOfMemes

ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool THE LADS: hehe yeah bro ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot

congratulations Lando🥰

i’m going to start a project to drink all of the meal and protein shakes that are in my fridge

Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab. Things went sideways real fast.

Ukrainian hackers wiped 165TB of data from Russian logistics giant Eltrans+, a key supplier of Chinese electronics to Russia’s missile factories. Over 700 servers were knocked out, all cargo declarations destroyed, and the firm’s websites defaced with pro-Ukraine messages.

A night out in Cedar-Riverside

She compares the boat strikes to Jesus breaking the sabbath to heal someone.

so #AdventOfCode Day 6, Part 1 seems really easy (almost suspiciously so) but what the heck is this input format??? it’s just weird. though i suppose you can just split on new line, split on white space removing spaces, and join them up that way but still... weird.

The Armed Forces of Ukraine. Guardian angels for our country and the European continent. Fighting the common fight for our peaceful future. Let’s use today’s occasion to thank them for doing the impossible. It’s the least we can do: u24.gov.ua/nafo-dark-ni...

Found on martiniden666's Tumblr - thought this was a drawing but the caption says it's a photo from 1953 titled Cat in the Snow from photographer Hannes Kilian. #cats #catsinsnow #photography

He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning

i threw water all over my phone (by accident ofc) but it seems to be alright

Discworld QOTD, from Eric "Hell, it has been suggested, is other people. This has always come as a bit of a surprise to many demons, who had always thought that hell was sticking sharp things into people and pushing them into lakes of blood and so on."

they should repurpose all the steam pipes to send burritos to and fro

need a COKE

ik RT deze alleen voor “achterafbetaalpas.” ik hou van Teletekst🥰

what a joke

Twitter becomes the first site to take a hit from the EU Digital Services Act *ELON MUSK'S X HIT WITH €120M EU FINE FOR CONTENT LAW BREACHES *EU COMMISSION SAYS X MADE 3 VIOLATIONS OF DIGITAL SERVICES ACT *EU GIVES X 60 DAYS TO PROVIDE SOLUTIONS, 90 DAYS TO IMPLEMENT

apparently i bought exfoliating hand soap??? i was like WHY HANDS SANDY

Friends, I am so delighted to share that Version 2 of our FREE patent casebook is now available on SSRN: papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....

to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes

the iridescent case I bought is gorgeous, but it scratches soooo easily 😭😭😭😭

i sometimes think back to that time Google tried to put Dart into Chrome and i really think they should’ve done it

This is the Witch Trials theory of war: If they try not to drown at sea, they're terrorists.

La RTVE escribió que Bad Bunny logró ”millones” de streams en 2025, pero no era correcto. 😅 Debería haber sido ”19,8 MIL millones” 😵

I painted this during a difficult time. medium: Procreate, Photoshop

The best way to avoid getting caught drinking on the job is by not going to work at all. Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.

Anytime you encounter this in the wild, just reply "so?" The only reason anyone would care if white people "went extinct" (and, Christ, get a grip) would be if they thought white people were inherently superior for some reason. Make them say that with their whole chest.

Remarkable things happening on Facebook.

i’ve noticed that the acronym “DIHWIDT” seems to be pretty contained to the #RakuLang community even though the joke (”Doctor, it hurts when I do this.” “Then don't do that.”) is widely known

Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. The Data on Self-Driving Cars Is Clear. We Have to Change Course. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/o...

They have discovered a planet. It is olive and jubilant. Infrequently, a tiny creak is heard.

Rubio’s speech would be more inspiring if Trump weren’t literally sleeping through the meeting

if i worked in a White House with an elderly and ailing president who had a hard time staying awake, i would simply recommend against having 3 hour cabinet meetings that are boring af and pointless and best remembered for the fact said president is sleeping on camera

scrolling bsky in four tabs for maximum STIMULATION

i just solved #AdventOfCode day 1, part 1 in #Golang 😊 a nice way to ease back into programming. claude helped me with parsing and debugging

Die Hard is a movie

Day 2: Adding two integers on x86? Not with `add`! The compiler uses a completely different instruction—one designed for memory addressing. Why? xania.org/202512/02-ad... youtu.be/BOvg0sGJnes #AoCO2025

cloud music library shouldn’t be tied to having an apple music subscription. make it use my icloud storage, i don’t care.

When people are mean to you, remember the universal truth that it comes from their own fears, not from a deficiency in you. So don’t react. Chin up. Wait for the reality of their own internal conflict to take care of it.

if you abuse any of the f1 athletes you are not a good person

i just looked up how to open the doors on a Tesla just in case. how do you mess something so basic that people need a tutorial? like if you’re going to have flush door handles, at least go all the way! do something with heat signatures! idk!

MOTHER-IN-LAW: There are some Thanksgiving leftovers in the fridge if you're hungry ME: Thanks but I… quit cold turkey MOTHER-IN-LAW: You know I never wanted you in this family

Puppy

i vaguely know at least two blackjack millionaires (one used to drive a light blue Porsche 911 and recently upgraded to a newer model in black) but i like staying in my own playground 🤠🎰

i’ve listened to NO ME QUIERO CASAR about a thousand times and that’s just today