Instant loss is the funniest possible kink trope to me. Like, hey, you know the metatextual gag where a character says they won't do the thing, then it smash cuts to them doing the thing, and they seem surprised to find themselves doing it, as though the cut was diegetic? What if it was a sex thing.

"you claim your wol is different from the man who used colonized nations as his hunting grounds and cares only about pursuing greater and greater battles, yet your wol Also uses violence. curious, is it not? i am very intelligent"

that's cool man. i had a neopets phase when i was 12. but your thing sounds normal too

was saying this in voice, but doing the new alliance raid as someone who has never played ff11 with a group of ff11 fans is so funny because you'll get to a boss and they'll always go "OH MY GOD!! NO WAY!! ITS GLUP SHITTO!! AND HE'S CASTING FLIPPYFLOP!! THE CLASSIC MOVE!!!"

IM SORRY

How i imagine solus was in 1.0 #ffxiv

oh yeah evercold trailer things, the "unite the stars" line is 星を繋げ, "connect the stars" or "tie the stars together" rather than 統合 (unification/rejoining as used by the ascians prior)

Last day in California after fanfest

I JUST REMEMBERED THIS THING MY FRIEND ARTHUR SAID ABOUT NA POTTY FINDER

My favourite memory of being a baby player was finishing the bloody banquet and genuinely thinking I couldnt teleport anywhere in Ul Dah or my character would be arrested. I genuinely thought this If MSQ didnt take me there I didnt go. WHAT IF THEY ARRESTED ME?

>RT on fanfest day 2 i got a news notif while walking back for the concert and it was just like this

this is the same type of posting they did when cracker barrel changed its logo

listen man I was at fanfest, I got whiff of ppl who smelled a few times but overall it wasnt that bad 😭

walking back to my hotel room after saying goodbye to oomfs

I'll be your queen bee, Jolli B. Lovely🍗🐝

Relatively minor gripe but if you’re in the standing room area at the concert do you really gotta be wearing them viera ears

it's hard seeing other people live your dreams 😔

"Are they making ff14 good" No they will never make the game into something that avoids the biggest problem: the most annoying person you know waiting for someone to mention it so they can lecture everyone how bad it is and how disappointed they are in it. Go away.

yoshi p: we needed a little freak to run around and ominously yell prophecies at people so i made urianger

[cont.] Due to Urianger's harsh path, that decided that was the character he would become. He started off as a weird looking guy saying weird things but as time goes own he goes from someone struggling to express himself verbally, emotionally and then being able overcome that struggle.

WHOEVER ASKED THE QUESTION ABOUT CRAB IN AQUARIUM I LOVE YOU

Become ungovernable w/ @luckymiqo.bsky.social

mozart’s opera ‘don giovanni’ poster illustrated by yoshitaka amano

I can't believe I just accidentally attended an Ironmouse concert

koji fox is the uncle who really sucks and embarrasses the family at every wedding but he helped you out at a really rough time in your life so you just gotta grit your teeth and let him talk

Maybe he's not just A father, maybe he's the Allfather #ffxiv #Evercold

like i think "making something obviously dumb and pointing out that it's dumb as a way to joke about the CEO's well-known A/I obsession" did not really come off as hot on A/I but even taking it as a weak jab it was in bad taste and i hope he finds out people are beating his ass in the QRTs

Who let koji cook bruh

How YoshiP be walking into Square Enix's CEO office from now on.

almost got hit by a car making this

Okay Yoshi-P was wearing a Rhitahtyn sas Arvina shirt who used shields One of them is gonna be a tank One of the jobs is gonna be revealed in Berlin Fanfest Berlin was capital of the Margraviate of Brandenburg in the HRE YOU KNOW WHAT WEAPON WAS EXCLUSIVELY FOUND IN THE HRE HISTORICALLY:

The idea that the WoL is a god killing invasive species is funnier if you play as a Miqo'te or Hrothgar. Like yes, my cat roams outdoors and sometimes brings me dead Gods as a gift and likely fucked up the local ecosystem

Artwork by Kazuya Takahashi for Final Fantasy XIV to announce that 2019's Shadowbringers expansion will be added to the free trial on April 28, 2026:

Wait holy shit evolved mode looks mega sick

Honestly mad respect to Yoship. "Yes we are making massive changes to the way FF14 plays. No we can't give you many hard details on how this will work. No plot or setting info for the expac until July." Then distracting everyone with an Evangelion Collab flash grenade. Best producer in the business.

Unholy unison of lore

kefka voice: hey stack! I mean spread

“we know how you guys love your own warriors of light”

>buy the nordic ffxiv expansion >its cold as balls >empty and miserable >the few remaining residents dont want to talk to me >promised lots of big changes that amount to nothing that improves your actual quality of life >finally get home and install the expansion

[fucks up my rotation] evolved mode