“War-a-Lago” By Barry Blitt @newyorker.com

I didn't start it, but I'm damn sure gonna finish it.

At this point is seems clear that Trump has saved up every grievance in his entire life, large or small, real or imagined, and decided to extract his revenge on the entire country and by extension the rest of the world. He cares for nothing other than being the person powerful enough to do it.

Coming this fall to CBS! “Other Jobs Kristi Sucks At”: follow Kristi on a madcap journey of humiliation as she screws up one job after another!

The playlist is done. All I have to do is click the app.

And adding some pickled jalapenos on top of the cole slaw takes it to a whole different level. Trust me on this.

The most underreported part of Trump/Musk's DOGE cuts to what used to be known as "good government jobs" is that they severely and disproportionately affected Black women, and that it was 100% intentional.

The difference between a white democrat and white republican running for office is racism thin… Using the “you should vote for this white person we like because that white person we don’t like will be bad for you” is ineffective

"We don't wanna jump you. We just wanna talk..."

If you don't get how Nazi apologia in this moment makes you look morally, culturally and politically. Please understand how untrustworthy you seem to the targets of such bigots.

The idea that racial minorities and marginalized people are having to have a conversation about why it's inappropriate and alienating politically to rationalize Nazi tattoos from a senatorial candidate is a big tell about where we are in society right now.

Hopping Easterly United States, Social Security Death Index

Poor little Tink Tink. Gonna have to find a new sugar mama.

Then it's just the Republican party: misogynist, racist, intellectually lacking, and lame.

Spurs just going out sad.

I was recently fired as the Head of the Dept. Of Squirrel Security after I allowed many squirrels to pilfer all our bird seed. But no worries, I was given a new job, with a fancy new title. I don't know what it means, but it pays well #Spike #NoemFired #Dogsofbluesky

[Exit Murderer.]

So who at the presser is gonna tell her? Give us the comedy, y'all owe us that much.

Why wait? Chop, chop

Always someone worse waiting in the wings, though...

Good Riddance, Kristi Noem. You served with complete dishonor, were entirely unethical, and oversaw countless ICE abuses. My only regret is that you were fired before you could be impeached.

Gestapo Barbie flapping her gums on camera and doesn't know she's been shitcanned. Miss Karma...

Mark Cuban out here saying people respond to Talarico b/c he has a message of joy and positivity but when Kamala had a message of joy and positivity she was stupid. But these are the same people who claimed they want a fighter but Jasmine fought too much and Talarico's softer tone is better:

Oil Sketch for "A Sunday on La Grande Jatte — 1884", by Georges Seurat (French, 1859–1891) 1884 More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/61616

Read this thread. And then reread it.

#They really believe #they don't need US in leadership or at the voting booth. #They act & move just like #them... and cosplay as "allies"

🤣🤣🤣

Black History Month in a country that disrespects and hates Black people... Women's History Month in a country that disrespects and hates women... Why bother with the false platitudes when you tell us every day that ends with Y, that the only group you want on a pillar are straight white men?

VP Harris has already sent out a split fundraising email for James aside from her earlier endorsement today while unnamed former white staffers talk shit about her to Politico & a bunch of dipshits minimize her on the internet.

They want a new Jamie to be an ass to

Why? So you can spend the entire time yelling at her for not pulling unicorns out of a hat?

I'm sick of all these people wanting Black politicians, especially Black Women, behind the scenes doing the heavy work instead of in bigger positions of power Jasmine for DNC Chair, Kamala for AG Said it before always some shit telling women dont aspire unless you have a White man to answer to

the number of white people in the mentions telling a black woman what to do AND who think crockett should be house majority leader is fucking embarassing this is why they’re always yelling for impossibilities. they’re ignorant as fuck. also super racist and love telling black women what to do

So y'all can criticize and pick her apart on the daily. Cool.

[Exit Bigot.]

Just leaving this here.

NEW: We filed a motion to prevent the Department of Justice from accessing New Jersey voters' personal data. This is another dangerous attempt by the Trump administration to disenfranchise voters.

Remember 92% we do what we can. This is the America so many others wanted. Their fear of our leadership is noted. Im turning up my music to anyone who complains about the things we all warned them about. This is their mess, protect your peace. Let them clean it up.

That's why I continue to sip my Pike Place Roast and keep scrolling.

just an observation: seems like a lot of peoole don't really care about voter suppression when it helps their preferred candidate.

And the way White so called allies talked about Jasmine Crockett and her supporters is why we never bought y’all hyping up Michelle Obama going into politics. Y’all are so full of shit.

We need you to STFU! She isn’t at your beck and call.

Sis, you said it, not him.

Lia is on today after a few weeks' absence? Hmmm... I'mma hush and see how the rest of the week plays out. #BeyondTheGates #BTG

Just stop. We've seen this movie so much that we can recite the lines. *The OP, not you

If the Democratic Party wants to survive the coming years, it has to stop treating marginalized groups like a 24-hour tech support line.

Red Velvet cake is overrated.

Y'all don't hear us. It's been full-on chaos for over a year, and so many folks have not learned a thing. We're good enough to entertain you and give you the feels, but to actually be a leader? Nah, that's a bridge too far. I'm over it.