trimmed my bangs allll by myself and didn't fuck it up teehee

Agonizing kneepain at 21 is normal right guys? Right??

i also am like this :)

It only took 8 months but I think I finally *truly* miss being in a relationship rather than missing the idea of being in one.

Hey man I know your ad said you were looking for housemates in their late-20s/early-30s and I'm only 21 but I used to get called mature for my age a lot so don't worry about it even

It's probably time to reiterate that if you are a friend who is flirting with me and I seem like I'm not into it it's very likely I am so autistic I haven't realised.

makes me so happy when birds feel comfortable enough to walk up rlly close to me ^w^

How am I allowed to look like this oh my GOD

Why do Wesfarmers even bother pretending that Target and Kmart are seperate entities? They're literally the same store except one of them has *less* stuff.

They're gonna announce the PS6 (way too soon btw) and that's why they're done with PC releases lol watch

Do you think it's okay to eat the mushrooms growing out my bathroom walls or nah

when someone suggests hurting a plushie:

If I had a nickel for every time Weezer made a music video starring an actress who was in 24, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

Girl who had to lug like 3kg of groceries in an undersized satchel uphill on her bike

Happy 30th anniversary to the greatest cognitohazard ever: The Dud! *smiles*

I think this new house is killing me

"Hey David Fincher can I copy your homework?"

Mood Swing Monday

Fucked up that I feel nostalgia for vaporwave the same way people who were making vaporwave felt about the actual 80s. 2016-ish was a terrible time that represents so many awful things to me, but I still get emotional if I hear Whitewoods Beachwalk or something.

Been genuine ages since I got to pet a dog tbh. Like all my friends just have cats so I've been around plenty of those.

Pittsburgh Lesbian Correspondents is the *only* non-paywalled news outlet I can find that reported on her murder without humiliating her memory. She also has a memorial page on @tdorinfo.bsky.social tdor.translivesmatter.info/reports/2026...

Last month, Aleanna Royal Bechdel, a 31 year-old Black trans woman who was a DJ, promoter, and artist, was murdered in a housing complex in New York, and a 54-year old man was arrested. There has been very little press coverage on this, including by queer outlets run by cis white people.

South Australia is such an evil fucking place and I genuinely don't know what we can even do about it

fucked up and problematic of you to claim that i've surrounded you with my goons. when you say my hired goons are punching you in the balls too much, that is called DARVO. it stands for deny, accuse, reverse victim and offender. no, i don't subscribe to criminology, but you use the language you have

Sometimes it feels like Dr Robotnik hasn't even considered the possibility of making a NICE bean machine.

I'm da world's SLEEEEPIEST roadie hehe :) *drops all ur expensive shit on the floor*

Man, we need to bring back tile based puzzle platforming like this and Tomb Raider. It's so satisfying.

Besides the defacto key art for Doom... id's expansions and bundle boxes had the fucking COOLEST art I swear.

MANIFESTING AN IRISH BOND ACTOR RN

Took me until today to realise that the Aperture Science Advanced Knee Replacement is probably a dev injoke poking fun at Princess No-Knees from Narbacular Drop lol

Modern day American Hausu remake that takes itself way too seriously. Removes the cat entirely. Gorgeous' new stepmother arrives and saves the day by breaking le generational trauma cycle. Instead of Hiroshima metaphors it's 9/11. Also Kung Fu is named Krav Maga now. Directed by Eli Roth.

Need this shit installed into my legs so badly

Modern day American Hausu remake that takes itself way too seriously. Removes the cat entirely. Gorgeous' new stepmother arrives and saves the day by breaking le generational trauma cycle. Instead of Hiroshima metaphors it's 9/11. Also Kung Fu is named Krav Maga now. Directed by Eli Roth.

Everytime I watch an old Japanese horror movie I find it kinda funny to imagine how a really terrible American remake of it would go.

How Come Last Time You Selected a Star You Collected a Different One. Do You Hate Me.

morning

I want less G.I. Joe inspired "waow so retro" garbage from the series and more Wolfenstein-esque "wow we need to do something about fascism" gems instead.

Capcom needs to grow some balls and do a Bionic Commando reboot that leans into the alternate history Nazi killing from the original Japanese version. It's way more interesting than the Reagan-era kid's cartoon slop they came up with for the Western localisations.

She looks like a swagless Juno Eclipse

Do custom motorbike gear bros realise they're just making really high effort kink gear? Look at this shit.

One day I will make Gay Alien The Movie mark my fucking words

Y'all don't fuck with Prince Of Persia 1989 like I do

I genuinely have nothing but hate in my heart for the Discover feed on this website and whatever broken algorithm it uses to suggest shit

So glad that streaming seems to be going the way of cable where people are cancelling their subscriptions in droves lol

Social Media in 2035

"Let the intrusive thoughts win! 🥰" Attached is a short 5 second video of an alien having its head blown up by a Colt Single Action Army. Zero AI markers. All reverse image searches show up no results.

I have acquired A Machine.....