(inventing the human condition) let's make it exhausting

Mel Brooks has been around for 40% of the US's existence.

My emotional support phone is failing me

Been feeling bad about how my son is such a doomer, but then I just realized the time since 2016 is more than half his lived experience =(

Flicking the bean (making coffee)

The good news is everything isn't just getting stupider; the bad news is everything has always been stupid

You telling me a shrimp fried your brains

I am begging the weather to calm down

Feeling chalant

Slept like a baby again (woke up every hour crying and pissing myself)

stop showing me the faces and words of awful people I hate

if you have fingers, you, too, can make a haiku you’ll need seventeen

No one ever talks about Immanuel Kan 😔

Hot diggity daffodils

Expertly done, Mr President Deals, sir

Just another example of what contempt for expertise gets you

Just once I want to look at my phone and read something that doesn't feel like a hammer to the teeth

I do not need to see so many pictures of these dipshits, on a web site I visit for pleasure

Old enough to remember when google maps search function worked

It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste

We simply must defeat these creeps

(3/4)

We live in hell, part ∞ + 1

Someone should study the mind of the median LinkedIn poster, as a cautionary tale

Mondays are tough, maybe it could happen today? 🥺 👉👈

Is visual tinnitus a thing? I'm having a fun new experience at work

No one ever talks about Immanuel Kan 😔

So sorry to hear about Tony Blair. Nothing happened, I'm just sorry to hear about him

Someone should invent a mood that's good

Everybody is dumbass, not me though

Nothing beats a thick, stiff one in the morning (greek yogurt)

*surrounding myself with people who's company I enjoy* ohhh, look at the little snowflake who lives in a little bubble

Arsenal fans in this pub can eat shit

What corruption in this life, that it will let this man live!

If I've learned one thing over the years, I'd be surprised

Copperton, Utah Pop: 835 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copperton,_Utah Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=51619102 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=55504145 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=53127620

Someone should invent a gravy for ham

I guess this app just doesn't work anymore

Edging with the wife (starting a jigsaw puzzle)

In 2017, Criselda Vasquez painted this portrait of her parents and titled it "The New American Gothic." Last month, her father, the man in this portrait, was abducted by ICE after being in the US for 30+ years. The family is now struggling with bills. A GoFundMe has been started: gofund.me/456d8a193

ye believers in gods all goodness, and in man all ill, lo you! see the omniscient gods oblivious of suffering man

Bizarre, psychedelic advertising for Levi's: The Stranger (1971), dir. John Urie, Snazelle Films

Better than sex (I'm told)

I know musk is a monumental loser who would absolutely impersonate his mom this way, but this still seems the likeliest explanation (having said that, PLEASE keep drunking on him, he deserves every shot)

If the arc of history bends towards justice, it's because brave people are pushing and pulling on it, not because things just naturally get better if we all stand back and watch