Uncomfortable with the number of parallels between Wicked and Berserk.

I want to watch an NFL presser where the coach comes out and is like “yeah team looks like dogshit but I guess we’ll do our best this week”.

I know everyone is buggin' out about the bugs but... I have Ivalice on my mind~ #FinalFantasyTactics

Y'all ever think about how Encanto and Blasphemous are basically the same thing?

Jokerfied Ben Johnson

Me: I don’t know what to name my Argonian…I fricking hate myself. Lady friend: How about “Goes-on-Dates”? Me: Nobody would ever go on a date with me. Frick this. Her, grabbing my hand: What’s this then? Me, voice cracking: My hearts a stereo, it beats for you so listen close

Edge of Eternities is not my favorite limited format but Gigastorm Titan might be my favorite Magic card. I contain multitudes.

Those who don’t go for runs in 90 degree heat never experience the post-90 degree run glass of chocolate Fairlife.

Two ships pass by one another on a dark and foggy night I gaze longingly towards the silhouette of other ship: do you think there’s girls over there Perilous Pete: I think I gots scurvy Me: yup. I bet they’re curvy… (yelling) h-hello? Voice from other ship: do ye have girls over there?

I call this one the "you sure you want to keep passing me removal there, boss?" www.17lands.com/deck/3cffeaa...

Reminder: my Oreo review group is Oreo MEN. Do NOT listen to the Oreo Boys. They are scoundrels and do not pay their membership dues!

Almost done with FIN draft on Arena. Last thing I want to do in the format is meld Vanille/Fang. Wish me luck!

Had I realized Lightning was the only rare I wouldn't have splashed and gotten the zero rares seven wins deck: www.17lands.com/deck/07a3a2b...

Flipped my Sephiroth in a draft game this morning and I'm going to be chasing that high again for awhile.

Finished Gundam Gquuuuuux today. It was neat but I’m getting a little burnt out on new types being Jedi/espers.

They call it “Andor” because it’s full of different dramatic possibilities.

Going to start boredommaxxing in an attempt to restore my cognitive function.

New Final Fantasy set got me watching the Pro Tour again. Fun to think about my stated opinion of "UB kind of sucks" lines up against my revealed preferences.

Pleased to report that the lads (Fallujah) have released another absolute heater of an album.

Tactics remake!

I love you Samus, I love you Metroid.

No words to describe what this means for me. Here's my Vivi Ornitier card for #MTGxFINALFANTASY !✨ So grateful to my AD Stephanie Cheung for trusting in me for this!

you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English

My bank account was not optimized for this set.

The Catholics, in order to curry with Khagan Pritzker, have chosen a subject of his Horde as Bishop of Rome

Illinois Mandate of Heaven

"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.

I’m new to EDH, but every time I re-read Y’shtola I’m blown away by how absurd she seems.

“Yes Mr Carney, the post went out this morning. Whatever it takes to grind Poilievre to dust. Glory to the LPC, and Hail Canada.”

Nobody told me that children turn into trickster deities when they hit about 2.5 years old.

Loathe is some real AMV-ass music (laudatory)

Sold a bunch of my long term stocks this morning. I think "you can't time the market" doesn't account for the government hitting the "Wreck Economy" button.

God gives his biggest tummy aches to his strongest soldiers

Legitimately bummed Winds of Winter will never come out. When Gurm was at the top of his game dude was a peerless storyteller.

Sometimes I listen to the Gorillaz and go “oh wow - forgot about this one. This shit rules”.

hear me out: the Naya Cloud design is more flavorful as a Gilgamesh card imo you could also take Dogmeat from the Fallout set and make him Enkidu

I think Cloud as a Naya card makes sense, but I think Cloud is more mardu than Terra is and would have swapped their colors if they were committed to those four sets.

I’m not sure if Pritzker is an actual strong politician, but it feels like he’s the only Dem elected that has any sense of what this moment calls for.

“It’s mortal prime time” I simultaneously have no idea what this phrase is trying to say and understand it perfectly.

I totally understand why they aren’t game but I sincerely believe Canada joining the US as 13 additional states would be a net benefit to both countries.

uhm actually bane i think maybe im kind of better at the darkness because i had to think really deeply about the darkness and my relationship to it while you grew up with living in the darkness privilege you could take for granted

What if Sephiroth and Bane teamed up to destroy Gotham City? The world shudders.

Okay. SO! I'm still formulating how to fully explain it with “muh wordsezz,” but I’m now finally ready to declare the following—loudly and unequivocally: Tad Williams is, without doubt or hesitation, the true heir to Tolkien. cc: @tadwilliams.bsky.social & @mrstad.bsky.social

Ty for showing a tiny bit of urgency.

Congressional delegation outside USAID now: “We are here to shed a light on a crime unfolding before our eyes.”

As a fan of literature there’s no worse feeling than finding out a novel has an unreliable narrator and realising you wasted your money

Experiencing lifestyle creep by becoming a guy who will drive on the local toll roads.