Jo Mama
@fiiiiyaaaah.bsky.social
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Give me a condor’s quill! Give me Vesuvius’s crater for an ink stand!
Spent fifteen minutes trying to decide whether or not to get myself a quiche. These are the questions that plague me.
7 months ago
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For my mostly woman following: this was my cute outfit tonight :)
7 months ago
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Jon Bois
7 months ago
ten years ago i was watching doug reruns with sam altman, like we often did together. i said it was a tragedy that doug funnie only had one outfit, and that someone should develop a program that would come up with different-colored vests for him to wear. "wait here," sam said. i never saw him again
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Sometimes my dog will see some shit that pisses him off and start barking and it’s like Damb buddy you live your life so free why can’t I do that
7 months ago
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Parker Molloy
7 months ago
In light of the current OpSec scandal, it seems like as good a time as any to re-up the video of Pete Hegseth accidentally hitting a man with an ax on Fox & Friends like a decade ago
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Li⁷ 🦇
7 months ago
JUNGE WAS PASSIERT HIER????
#gntm
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The worst part of aging is that all of the vices you enjoyed when you were younger now put you in sensory hell and so you actually gotta be deadass in therapy
8 months ago
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This is what it feels like to post on Bluesky knowing no creepy men will reply to me being weird.
8 months ago
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I feel like I’m constantly being badgered by men who spiritually look like this. They’re just overly familiar enough to make you uncomfortable but never so far that you can point out what they’re doing and call them creeps.
8 months ago
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It’s so beautiful when a woman has two, three, four ex husbands
8 months ago
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Scrolling thru Facebook marketplace is for me what watching cocomelon is for iPad toddlers
8 months ago
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$1.99 tamales $4/2 papusas carbontado de Fresca my guardian angel got me on the deluxe life is so good package
8 months ago
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Could I really love a man with no swag?
8 months ago
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Jodie
8 months ago
#spätdienst
🧠🫀🦴🩸🦠🫁Na dann,auf!🫁🦠🩸🦴🫀🧠
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I’m at my mom’s house making strawberry cheesecake in honor of spring. Life is so good baby.
8 months ago
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Birds Are Dinosaurs 🦢=🦖
8 months ago
In this time of acrimony and discord, I've decided to rise above it all and be the bigger person. Once I am physically larger than my enemies, I shall simply eat them
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Jason Goes to Hell
8 months ago
Jesus could have turned that water into Baja Blast, but he didn’t because you masturbate.
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They need to turn me into a gelding so the horniness stops embarrassing me
8 months ago
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Men who look like this are not who you think they are unfortunately
8 months ago
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nya
8 months ago
at hooters and theyre saying its Traphouse Thursday is this true?
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No more leaving New York. You better stay up there.
8 months ago
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Imane Khelif for Vogue Arabia
8 months ago
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Buen provecho
8 months ago
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Where can I purchase raw eggs at midnight?
8 months ago
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Promo video I made for strong boys show that will now not happen. Videos of the chem plant in hopewell
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9 months ago
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Justin Lehmiller
9 months ago
A woman's appetite for food was once considered a barometer of her sexuality (if she liked to eat, she must be sexually voracious). Women were encouraged to eat sparingly in public to maintain sexual purity, setting the stage for centuries of diet culture.
www.sexandpsychology.com/blog/podcast...
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Episode 372: Lustful Appetites - Sex and Psychology
How did a woman's appetite become a barometer for her sexuality? How did fine food come to be associated with being gay? Let's talk about food and sex!
https://www.sexandpsychology.com/blog/podcast/episode-372-lustful-appetites/
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This is so funny because I found my current bangs while facing the four villainous Richmond men of my mental health apocalypse
add a skeleton here at some point
9 months ago
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Me in my office right now while they refund me my $500
9 months ago
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I’m on hold while this company refunds me $500, and they’re playing this beautiful jazz song. Hell ye put that money back in my pocket skibidi doobidi doo beep bop bap and a rutitutituti yeeeeee these cats can really play babbbyyyyyy life can be so beautiful
9 months ago
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photoblaster
9 months ago
Synth Expo in Ashland VA
www.boredbrainmusic.com/event/emixx-...
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EMIXX 2025
Electronic Music Instruments Expo & Exchange is a one-day meetup for synthesizer nerds, electronic musicians, pedal builders and more. The event, held in Ashland, VA, features gear exhibits, DIY works...
https://www.boredbrainmusic.com/event/emixx-2025-7/register
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Wait
9 months ago
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More than ever.
9 months ago
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I liked her outfit so much I asked to take a pic. Winter perfection. Hand her the Turkish delights
9 months ago
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Me n my sushi baby, we’re going places
9 months ago
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When tekno takes a cardboard box and shreds it up and leaves it places around the house that’s his Sistine chapel
9 months ago
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Milk man
9 months ago
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In the lab
9 months ago
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Hell ye bby
9 months ago
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The royal farms beckons me at midnight. I must make a pilgrimage to the big cock. Rooster Rex
9 months ago
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Ellen L. Weintraub
9 months ago
Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.
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Ed Zitron
9 months ago
I hope the entire Super Bowl is artificial intelligence ads. It's going to feel like the world is ending. Entire commercial breaks of commercials for companies promising to do both everything and nothing all at once. The disassociation bowl
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Seth Abramson
9 months ago
Great job by Ruben (
@rubenbolling.bsky.social
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Ian Karmel
9 months ago
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
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The Real Kim Shady
9 months ago
the Hootie and the Blowfish version of me did not see this coming
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Opening my hinge app to look at my harem
9 months ago
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I wouldn’t be seen green I wouldn’t be caught dead And if I’m caught at all Then catch me in dead red […] You’ve got to be dead red You’ve got to have flash and flair And if you’re not seen red Then you shouldn’t be seen nowhere
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