it feels like fall already because of how evil everyone is being

now that ive soaked up the sun for three hours played in the pool and had chip sandwich im replying 2 peoples instagram stories at a speed never before seen.

when the heat exhaustion and day drinking team up 2 make u feel like u could die at any moment

You and your family will suffer for generations

its literally crazy that my brain contains knowledge

First of all I see the devil in your eyes. Second of all you stink like garbage.

citizen u will not make me feel unsafe in my neighborhood no matter how many times u rob my neighbors

it feels like new york is where instagram punks go 2 thrive

How do I lowkey tell someone I can see that fear controls them on the daily

Are you ready to die fake bisexual

knowing im gonna quit has given me a secret power

That one friend that’s definitely gonna die in a freak accident

how do i tell my mother who i dont really fuck with at all 2 stop sending me pictures of our dead dog

at work so tired i might hit a customer

People are always mad about some shit they saw on instagram like thats not even real

Can I say faggot on here?

Can i confess something. My roommate only smokes like a half a cigarette so our ashtray looks pathetic

No more leaving New York. You better stay up there.

at hooters and theyre saying its Traphouse Thursday is this true?

They hanus cuz they ain’t us

Wawa put a hit out on me

bruises are starting 2 form from my rocker bracelets

If I was given a final destination style premonition I wouldn’t fight it

im keeping bandaids in business

I just walked in on Dracula fucking my roommate

capricorns have been sent 2 destroy me

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

sometimes u eat old food bc u really Cannot keep spending money like u do and it puts death on yr heels

sephora keeps texting me

they better win in a landslide

Vote caustic agent at rvamag.com

answering 9 seperate instagram dms felt like the most daunting challenge ive ever had 2 face

Not being 19 years old is the best thing to ever happen to me