Phone bad book good

I've been Chinese all along

Student loan jumpscare today

I will listen only to Chinese state controlled media

Punks hitting each other with sticks and rocks

I need to break bread with big Kim

I would tear up karaoke in Pyongyang

Soup can be Chinese though that's just how the game is played

I keep my noodles Korean

Looking forward to eating tater tots tomorrow

Everything is significantly improved when its asian

eye won't open because of dust

Execution

I awoke with the affliction

Freezer vegans rise up

Pescatarian straight edge

Homemade peed

Violent tinted everything

Feeling the urge to download the horse game

Asia

虎虎生威

Op op op op

Kill the Yankee

Gangnam style

🇨🇳🇰🇵🇧🇫

Fuck all this bullshit

Korean straight edge

Kill them all

Whoever invented cover letters should be drawn and quartered

Woke up feeling Chinese

Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un please abduct me please Glorious Leader I beg

Good riddance idc

Ancient Chinese lamp

Looking for a job fucking sucks I want to blow my brains out

Chinese fucking counter-strike

Who trying to hop on ranked tiantian billiards

Berlin punks do NOT know how to slam

6 beers deep on the autobahn blasting radio bob

Suffering from counter-strike withdrawal

Shoutout to the tünsdorf ice cream man

Grotesque little creature

I am learning the ways of beer

France will fall today

Its coming home 🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳

Mongolian fucking counter-strike

False Prophets 1986 self titled LP

No Sex, No Drugs, No Rock & Roll