Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only— Star Trek: DS9 Space Ghost Coast to Coast Frisky Dingo Father Ted M*A*S*H Breaking Bad Children Ruin Everything Early Edition Boston Legal Midnight Mass Star Trek: TNG Red Green Show WKRP in Cincinnati The Real Ghostbusters Battlestar Galactica

Frustrating Friday, man.

Shocking no one, country thinks Biggest Jerk in politics is biggest jerk in politics.

Alberta separatists demonstrate their love for their province by doxxing all Albertans www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Yes, we must.

Lost three games of chess in a row. I said to myself, "There are three people out there who really need a boost today," and I found them, and I let them win.

My cat came from a haunted house. Seriously. It was a tourist attraction, which had a pen outside full of kittens. The sign said, "Ask us about our free kittens," and there was this one special female who was really interested in me. 11 years later, we're still best buds. Her name's Calamity.

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

WKRP ♥️

The school has launched a Wednesday bike bus. My son is so excited for it, he's already up and ready. It's not even 7am. Normally I can't get him to open his eyes for another 40 minutes. "Please don't talk to me while I'm eating," he said while having his cereal. "It slows me down."

I love this so much. Thank you, Buffalo 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇸

In Buffalo tonight before a game against Boston, by custom they sing both anthems. During the Canadian national anthem the singer's mic went out. The fans in Buffalo had her back and sang it for her.

This 👇🔥🔥

Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M. https://theonion.com/man-says-fuck-it-eats-lunch-at-10-58-a-m-1819574888/

Posting without my glasses again! Who the fuck knows what this says, not me!

We’re just normal men

Using my clothesline today. Love clothesline weather.

Film you’ve watched more than 6 times with a gif “Hard mode:“ No Star Trek, Star Wars, LotR, Disney or Ghibli

How my daughter insists on having her Kraft Dinner. 🤢🤢🤢

So, wait. Someone tried to something against Trump at the White House Correspondents Dinner? What are the odds it was staged? And if it wasn't, what are the odds this will fuel the fire Trump has against the media?

cinema

All the hate people have for these trucks is similar to how I feel about folks driving SUVs as though they’re reasonable daily driver vehicles. They’re not. You are also a menace on the roads. You are collectively the reason we can’t have smaller, safer, cheaper, more fuel efficient cars as the norm

The fuck is all this white shit on the ground

FUCK I JUST OPENED A GONE-BAD CONTAINER OF RICOTTA FUCK SHIT THE SMELL IT WAS YELLOW, DUDE, YELLOW

Now you're talking! I'd settle in for a night of WKRP in Cincinnati, Taxi, Escape from New York, and Night Court.

The fact that our leaders can’t get together and say “hey, literally everyone (including the leaders at these companies!!) want this to happen more slowly so how about…you can’t build an AI data center unless it meets requirements including zero CO2” is embarrassing.

Elon Musk’s xAI operates over two dozen methane gas-burning turbines without legal permits to power its data centers, Colossus I and Colossus II, polluting the nation’s largest majority-Black city with toxic emissions.

Logging in sucks. Usernames, passwords, 2FA—via email, SMS, or generator—passkeys, recovery codes, captchas. It's a fucking nightmare, even with password managers.

And ‘now with A.I.!’ fatigue.

Been up since 4:30. Today is gonna be something else.

Letting rip at the table and blaming the kids, classic dad move

Me answering the phone when Pam calls me at work: which one is it today Pam: the 9yo Me *sighing*: I'll go get him

Fans of JavaScript, who hurt you

‘I would really love to play Dr. Seuss. I am very, very ready for it’ 📝 Kae's reading recommendations: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss Cursed Bunny by Bora Chung, translated by Anton Hur Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss Taiwan Travelogue by Yáng Shuāng-zǐ, translated by Lin King

Oh my. Earthset, from the Artemis II Crew. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

THE ONION BOUGHT INFOWARS AND I'M SO EXCITED BY THIS

Europa Missions xkcd.com/3234/

Damn what a stupid post (sees that they follow me) lets hear them out

Go to bed early, wake up even earlier still. My brain is broken, I guess. #tired

“Enchanté,” I say, shaking your dog’s paw.

Pam and I took a visitor from Toronto out to dinner once. We went somewhere nice. "Wow, I can't believe you actually have restaurants like this," she said. "Who knew!" So, yeah. Not interested in opinions from people who haven't visited or don't know anything about PEI.

With PEI's astronomical deficit, the ending of so many of its beneficial programs, and the steady outflow of primary care physicians, one wonders whether we're turning into a have-not province.

To the person who drove past and tooted their horn and waved: I'm sorry, my legs were so blinding I could not see who you were. But I'm glad you waved!

Shade your eyes, folks, I'm wearing shorts for the first time this year. Don't let the whiteness blind you.

My microwave has taken to starting all on its own. Time for a new one.

Excited to be starting my veggie and flower garden seeds early this year because I am a Gardening Man My flower bed plans are LIT

Continuing with Phantasm VI tonight. So far, I've fallen asleep twice. I'm not sure that has made the movie any less comprehensible.

Me: [idly looking up info on popes] Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it. Me: wut? Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

The happiness of the mother who has just had her puppies.