Love that 8 Senate moderates looked at what happened last week and said, hey, how can we kill this momentum best?

A brief reminder: the youth of every generation is annoying. For those annoyed and or mystified by brainrot, please remember that you probably asked someone for tp for your bunghole. Or sang the Happy Happy Joy Joy song (I still do this, in fact.). Or were a knight who said "ni!"

Now if this doesn't warm your heart..

"This Halloween season, the real horror isn't the monsters hiding in the shadows. It's the people in broad daylight wanting uninhibited access to your data and your brains to push "Al" tech no one ever asked for."

ICE attempted and failed to disappear a food delivery guy. It needed to be scored.

How I sound talking with my friends & family these days...

Wow. Never had a post taken down before. Hm. Let's try it another way: he was a POS and i feel 99.9% of the world is better off.

Please do not use the phrase "history will judge xxx". People doing shit now will be dead then, and don't give a rat's ass about the future. Stop them now.

I think I've listened to at least three songs from the new Clipse album almost once a day since since it dropped

If you think CBS canceled The Late Show for financial reasons I have some great interests in bridge real estate to sell you.

*breath* *moment of wild mental screaming in frustration at....everything*. Ok. Carry on. Repeat as necessary so that you don't go classically postal.

Unsolved Physics Problems xkcd.com/3115/

Backdoor ending birthright citizenship is absolutely going to lead to someone (if not trump, then someone after him) flat out saying x group are no longer citizens because...reasons. and those reasons will get flimsier and flimsier until we get to you know where.

NYC's machine isn't gonna let that dude win.

So, America.... how's it going?

Elon criticizes Trump's bill on his way out the door. Anyone wanna lay odds on Trump insulting him and dismantling DOGE (or naming someone Elon hates to run it) within the next 4 months?

I (black) was born overseas (Frankfurt, West Germany at the time). I have two American kids, also born overseas (Japan). I am legit concerned about what would happen if the 3 of us, and my wife, a foreign national, had to go to America for any reason right now.

Every recent picture of Marco Rubio looks either A) extremely depressed or B)like he is being held hostage. The State Department is circling the drain and Trump put him there not as reward, but as spite.

Omfg @billcorbett.bsky.social liked a post of mine scuse me while I kiss the sky #mst3kforever

Farewell ceremony at a school I worked at 11 years today. There were 1st year students there I've known since they were in 3rd grade, students whose brothers/sisters/cousins I've taught, and teachers who will literally work with students I've taught. Just all the feels. I was a mess.

Why didn't this Cory Booker run for president instead of whatever he did?

There are many legit criticisms of the various MCU films and the phenomenon As a whole. But the fact that Black Panther brought "colonizer" into the regular lexicon overcomes 95% of the negatives.

Hey, it's kinda funny I haven't seen any of those Black Republicans Trump used to get elected in the media anymore. Kinda like they just got out...to...some kind of...sunken..place

“There is, these guys are the worst and we’ve got to fight them every step of the way —,” said Schumer...as he slowly pulled out the Vaseline...

Next up on the chopping block, the Postal Service.

Wow, I wish I could say I was surprised. But I do believe I just said Schumer was gonna give it up like a 2 dollar crackhead.

Y'all know Schumer gonna fold like a house of cards, right? Like, that's the only way that ends.

Welp, officially taking my talents to Ama-gun, Aichi.

Well after a pretty shitty couple months now everyone wants some of me and an answer NOW. Good problems to have but I need salary info...

My 4 year old daughter mashed up Everyday by Buddy Holly and Christmas (please come home) by Darlene Love on the fly. We were listening to the Buddy Holly song and she just sang it into the chime breaks. Fits surprisingly well.

Did an NHK interview today about my workplace issues. Probably smashing my head into a brick wall but no labor problem has ever been fixed out of the goodness of management's heart.

Drake literally fled the Northern Hemisphere to get away from the Super Bowl and then Kendrick said, bet, here's your world-famous GOAT women's tennis player ex crip walking while 80,000 people sing you touched a minor. Just a Mortal Kombat level fatality.

On the plus side, the dark daily affirmations feed on fb is like the only thing to make me genuinely smile outside of my kids lately.

The degree to which I feel exhausted with... everything right now is unbelievable considering I haven't run around with a meat cleaver.

Never realized the...menacing depression running through the song "We'll Meet Again" until I heard Johnny Cash sing it.

Seems like fun. 1 like = 1 thing I love

Is everyone exhausted on a soul level or just me?

5 bucks says the person who prevented ichiro from being a unanimous HoF pick was a Pete Rose should be reinstated stan.

Wow, Snoop fucked up. What on God's green Earth would he even do this for? He only has money to lose doing that.

I occasionally forget the inauguration is on Monday, mostly due to this looking for work stress bs (my BP ain't playing y'all). Also due to not living in that goddamn dumpster fire waiting to be lit called America. Good luck.

Job interviews have a frustrating degree of falsity when it essentially boils down to I want this job in order for my family to not starve or freeze in this capitalistic system.

I woke up at 2am this morning and made it fully 10 minutes into starting the day (which involves weighing myself and several physical checks) before realizing it since it's usually still dark when I get up (5:45).

It's really weird seeing how horny #blacksky gets late at night in the US when you live in a time zone meaning it's like 3 in the afternoon and all these people are wilding on your timeline at work.

Everyone seems to be in decent enough recovery mode. Boy goes to school for closing 2mo. Girl and I go back Xmas. We will not be infecting Santa with influenza.