Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸
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34 | he/him | Gamer (derogatory) | Pathfinder 2e | RU-UKR Canadian
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hello.. meet my wife... Lohse Divinity2
about 1 year ago
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Serena Malyon 🌞🌛
about 1 hour ago
Does she have general anxiety disorder or does she just have an internet connection
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merritt
about 3 hours ago
trans lifeline is cool but tbh it does feel a little weird that anytime anyone is running a gender charity drive it's for a suicide hotline
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the amount of nostalgia i have for my original time playing WoW (2011-2018) is way less than the nostalgia i now have for Classic WoW (2019-2024), especially early SoD and Wrath 🤔
about 14 hours ago
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"I have 1200hrs in slay the spire" "woah you must be really good, i bet you win all the time"
about 15 hours ago
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Skonging my way through Act 2. just enter High Halls, hope there's nothing too difficult in here 🙂
about 17 hours ago
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has there ever been a band more clearly created for the express purpose of getting laid than the Arctic Monkeys
1 day ago
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Witcher 3 Skellige Ambient Music Part 3 (320kbps)(ytmp3 rip)
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1 day ago
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pf2e game has a Gunslinger and any time he kills a humanoid with a crit now i describe it as "going through the neck, Charlie Kirk style"
1 day ago
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Daniel Kibblesmith
1 day ago
Do you think it might have been a mistake to make the machine where we're supposed to get all our work done the same machine that we use to talk to everyone we've ever met, experience every song and movie ever made, watch porn, play video games, and fight to the figurative death with total strangers
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roommate's long-distance gf comes to visit for like 4 days and then he immediately tells me he's moving out next month lmao 🫠
1 day ago
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why is the organ such an evil-coded instrument. what did organists ever do to you
2 days ago
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i love when people get mad when you repeat their own argument back at them
2 days ago
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mood went from roughly 1/10 over the weekend to 3/10 this morning to 9/10 by the end of the day, although nothing major happened and nothing materially changed i wish i could fucking understand the brain lol
3 days ago
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inspired by a discord conversation
3 days ago
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spectators want a narrative where the "good guys win", and they will start declaring that victory even when the people on the ground are still saying the situation's completely unchanged 😐
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4 days ago
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Rachel Merrill Artist for Gil Thorp and Death To Pachuco!
5 days ago
NGL this description of Bsky in Vulture cracked me up
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I Am Not A Lawyer, but google offering to settle =/= the claimants "winning" or proving the basis of the lawsuit. It just means google went "we don't feel like having a lengthy legal proceeding, here take some money and go away"
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4 days ago
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there is a somewhat funny Critical Role-ass assumption in some TTRPG spaces that the GM is basically there to RP your OC's relatives, to which I say: lol no 💀
4 days ago
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a semicommon thing i encounter in RPGs (of all kinds) is players who are clearly attracted to the fantasy of a particular class (rogue, wizard, etc) but seem to not even remotely have the correct skills or personality to match that class's playstyle, and thus perform really badly and demand buffs 🤔
4 days ago
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wow i can't believe it's already march
5 days ago
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the people that named Link to the Past were probably patting themselves on the back so hard for that pun
5 days ago
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Mark Agee
6 days ago
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
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whatever i could say about taylor swift or sabrina carpenter, Soul Sister probably contains more density of terrible lyrics than any pop song i've ever heard 🤢
5 days ago
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most of my courses were named very boring things like "Applied Linear Algebra" and "Introduction to Fluid Dynamics" but i do get to flex a bit with "Aircraft Design: Structures" and "Internal Combustion Engines"
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6 days ago
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Maliveth @ Kami-Con
6 days ago
🔥 pretty dragon lady 🔥 a commission for
@reddragon.bsky.social
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#commission
#art
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with the popularity of randomizers, it's weird that not a single developer has tried putting a mode like that into their own game 🤔
6 days ago
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learned that the dentists i go to are a married couple. holy shit. true love is possible
6 days ago
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November Kelly
6 days ago
presenting: the mine for when you want to kill every member of weezer in a 60 degree arc within a distance of 50 to 100 metres
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lauren
6 days ago
telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop
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i love when i am like "i'm not depressed", but all the yt comments on the music i'm listening to say stuff like "this is what it's like to be lonely" or "if you're reading this, don't give up, i believe in you"
5 months ago
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some parts of Game of Thrones have aged well, other parts i look back and i think "what the fuck was in the water in 2012" or whatever
7 days ago
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BLESSED day (leftover gluten free tacos at work)
7 days ago
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???????? Koodo sold me on a phone plan that'd be like $25-30 a month and i just got this in the fucking mail from them
8 days ago
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Silksong boss tier list for like ~20hrs into the game
8 days ago
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the four-armed Kasathas having to take an action to "Switch hands" in SF2 leaves such an unbelievably bad taste in my mouth lol
8 days ago
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does 3rd try Cogwork Dancers mean I am a god gamer or-
9 days ago
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Leo Impes
9 days ago
I had a dream that they announced a new kingdom hearts game and Emet-Selch was there and he shot goofy
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some Hades fans don't know this, but Hades composer Darren Korb actually once made an entire post-rock album it came with a free video game called Transistor
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Transistor Original Soundtrack - Gateless
YouTube video by Supergiant Games
https://youtu.be/h7on5q5Dcl8?si=ctRhgV0-FjDW_jre
9 days ago
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one very safe prediction i'll make is that within my lifetime we'll gradually switch from saying "New Zealand" to "Aotearoa New Zealand" to just "Aotearoa"
10 days ago
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this Season of Ghosts guide is becoming my life's work jesus christ. created in April 2024. over 25,000 words and counting. bump the "completion" bar on this thing to like...... 85%
10 days ago
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i love that Outer Wilds was fully finished 5-6 years ago, but the composer Andrew Prahlow just keeps releasing new versions of the music, making videos about it, playing live Outer Wilds music at tours...
10 days ago
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late PF1 adventure paths were honestly so good. remaster and reprint every one of these into PF2
10 days ago
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tfw you track down some person you used to know online, and it appears like they completely disappeared sometime around April 2020 😬😬😬
10 days ago
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playing remastered pf2e: cool, based, love it playing pf1, 3e, or some other older edition: not really for me anymore, but i see what's attractive about it playing pre-master pf2e: true sicko shit. check these people's hard drives
10 days ago
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looooove this style of map from Triumph of the Tusk, wish every region-based AP had one of these 😮
10 days ago
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deleted the app by accident and in the process of redownloading, learned that this is what bluesky's reviews look like lol
10 days ago
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paizo art director: hey did you finish that commission of the Ghoul for our new, remastered Monster Core? artist: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked ???
11 days ago
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just learned today that every time I clicked "add to Dictionary" on a spellchecker, that only meant locally on my PC, and not like, THE dictionary. unbelievable. 😤
4 months ago
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the youtube algo REALLY thinks i care about MtG still
11 days ago
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using your real, full name as your username on a gaming discord is awful vibes. idk how else to put it politely 😶
11 days ago
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