i like when i reveal the plan that my villain has been building up for 30 sessions of a campaign and my players are like "that's it? wow that's pathetic. and I thought you were smart." 💀 it makes sense in-character to taunt the villain but it still hurts a bit lmao

both the enemies and the platforming in High Halls are too annoying, this does not spark joy i'm gonna be honest

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

Once again I think in addition to the normal Olympics they should do one where instead of professional athletes they randomly choose 46 year olds from each country and make them compete

if i'd played Ocarina of Time and seen the bombchu bowling girl as a teenager, it would have changed the trajectory of my life

boss casually dropped ""the blacks"" into a casual conversation at work today 💀

there is a rules-advice channel in the pf2e discord and while the people in it are very good at RAW, i have to restrain myself like 5x a day from just posting "lmao that's dumb"

Does she have general anxiety disorder or does she just have an internet connection

trans lifeline is cool but tbh it does feel a little weird that anytime anyone is running a gender charity drive it's for a suicide hotline

the amount of nostalgia i have for my original time playing WoW (2011-2018) is way less than the nostalgia i now have for Classic WoW (2019-2024), especially early SoD and Wrath 🤔

"I have 1200hrs in slay the spire" "woah you must be really good, i bet you win all the time"

Skonging my way through Act 2. just enter High Halls, hope there's nothing too difficult in here 🙂

has there ever been a band more clearly created for the express purpose of getting laid than the Arctic Monkeys

Witcher 3 Skellige Ambient Music Part 3 (320kbps)(ytmp3 rip)

pf2e game has a Gunslinger and any time he kills a humanoid with a crit now i describe it as "going through the neck, Charlie Kirk style"

Do you think it might have been a mistake to make the machine where we're supposed to get all our work done the same machine that we use to talk to everyone we've ever met, experience every song and movie ever made, watch porn, play video games, and fight to the figurative death with total strangers

roommate's long-distance gf comes to visit for like 4 days and then he immediately tells me he's moving out next month lmao 🫠

why is the organ such an evil-coded instrument. what did organists ever do to you

i love when people get mad when you repeat their own argument back at them

mood went from roughly 1/10 over the weekend to 3/10 this morning to 9/10 by the end of the day, although nothing major happened and nothing materially changed i wish i could fucking understand the brain lol

inspired by a discord conversation

spectators want a narrative where the "good guys win", and they will start declaring that victory even when the people on the ground are still saying the situation's completely unchanged 😐

NGL this description of Bsky in Vulture cracked me up

I Am Not A Lawyer, but google offering to settle =/= the claimants "winning" or proving the basis of the lawsuit. It just means google went "we don't feel like having a lengthy legal proceeding, here take some money and go away"

there is a somewhat funny Critical Role-ass assumption in some TTRPG spaces that the GM is basically there to RP your OC's relatives, to which I say: lol no 💀

a semicommon thing i encounter in RPGs (of all kinds) is players who are clearly attracted to the fantasy of a particular class (rogue, wizard, etc) but seem to not even remotely have the correct skills or personality to match that class's playstyle, and thus perform really badly and demand buffs 🤔

wow i can't believe it's already march

the people that named Link to the Past were probably patting themselves on the back so hard for that pun

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

whatever i could say about taylor swift or sabrina carpenter, Soul Sister probably contains more density of terrible lyrics than any pop song i've ever heard 🤢

most of my courses were named very boring things like "Applied Linear Algebra" and "Introduction to Fluid Dynamics" but i do get to flex a bit with "Aircraft Design: Structures" and "Internal Combustion Engines"

🔥 pretty dragon lady 🔥 a commission for @reddragon.bsky.social! #commission #art

with the popularity of randomizers, it's weird that not a single developer has tried putting a mode like that into their own game 🤔

learned that the dentists i go to are a married couple. holy shit. true love is possible

presenting: the mine for when you want to kill every member of weezer in a 60 degree arc within a distance of 50 to 100 metres

telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop

i love when i am like "i'm not depressed", but all the yt comments on the music i'm listening to say stuff like "this is what it's like to be lonely" or "if you're reading this, don't give up, i believe in you"

some parts of Game of Thrones have aged well, other parts i look back and i think "what the fuck was in the water in 2012" or whatever

BLESSED day (leftover gluten free tacos at work)

???????? Koodo sold me on a phone plan that'd be like $25-30 a month and i just got this in the fucking mail from them

Silksong boss tier list for like ~20hrs into the game

the four-armed Kasathas having to take an action to "Switch hands" in SF2 leaves such an unbelievably bad taste in my mouth lol

does 3rd try Cogwork Dancers mean I am a god gamer or-

I had a dream that they announced a new kingdom hearts game and Emet-Selch was there and he shot goofy

some Hades fans don't know this, but Hades composer Darren Korb actually once made an entire post-rock album it came with a free video game called Transistor

one very safe prediction i'll make is that within my lifetime we'll gradually switch from saying "New Zealand" to "Aotearoa New Zealand" to just "Aotearoa"

this Season of Ghosts guide is becoming my life's work jesus christ. created in April 2024. over 25,000 words and counting. bump the "completion" bar on this thing to like...... 85%

i love that Outer Wilds was fully finished 5-6 years ago, but the composer Andrew Prahlow just keeps releasing new versions of the music, making videos about it, playing live Outer Wilds music at tours...

late PF1 adventure paths were honestly so good. remaster and reprint every one of these into PF2

tfw you track down some person you used to know online, and it appears like they completely disappeared sometime around April 2020 😬😬😬