real "i prepped all week and i feel like i barely have a session tomorrow" hours

shower thoughts: Dispel Magic shouldn't even be a spell anymore, it should be a feat like Counterspell, or even just a CORE ability of any spellcaster 🤔

i reckon american football could actually be a pretty interesting sport to watch if advertising was outlawed and they just played more or less continuously

i'm sure this observation has been 1000 times, but it's kinda funny to think that emojis are just language returning to hieroglyphs

I don't know if Bluesky is more USA-skewed than Twitter was, but still almost all the sports content I'm seeing is about teams called things like the South Oakland Raccoons or Pennsylvania Fuckforce.

pf2e monsters still being printed with poisons which are like "stage 1-2 fuck all, stage 3 you get the CONFUSED condition 😱" feels like the writers and designers severely underestimating how hard it is to actually land stage 3 of a poison lol

this alone should end any hopes of GOTY if anyone's being honest with themselves

in retrospect it's 1000% insane that Guy Ritchie (a brit famous for his brit crime movies with brit actors) made a Sherlock Holmes movie (one of the most famous brit characters of all time) and they cast an American for the role

pf2e needs another wilderness AP 🤔

Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss

bruh how do people live somewhere like this

grok explain joke @Meta AI what does this mean ChatGPT replace the monkey with a photorealistic woman massive cleavage

They make being a normal person who can write an email or use a search engine sound so impressive lol Like damn, guess I'm pretty cool since I don't need that shit

homebrew which is like "I took all these bad feats and buffed them by +2": yes. go off king. i will die for your right to do this homebrew which is like "i rewrote all of monk, here is 5 new subclasses and 30 feats": i am never gonna read that and honestly no one else is too

work is "enforcing" their uniform policy, which is gonna make me wear an objectively worse-looking uniform because i'm now following the letter of the law instead of the spirit of the law. grats. 🤷‍♂️

me when defending PF2 Vancian casting: *actually* this is more than a conservative decision meant to not scare off pf1 players - it's also a fun and unique method of casting, with skill expression and strategy me when making an NPC caster in PF2: absolutely not, this Cleric is spontaneous idgaf

a shocking amount of campaign planning and GM prep is just seeing a sick art or sick map and going "ok i HAVE to use that somehow"

bit annoyed that Wardruna did a whole month-long US tour and their ONLY stop in Canada was 1 day in Toronto 🫠

shopping neurodivergently

getting this pop-up every time I open a page or click on any link on Patreon dot com. websites are just fully giving up now 👌👌

that's right using ChatGPT is heresy now

crazy of them to release it the same month as Slay the Spire 2 now no one's gonna play your expansion lol!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

just saw a wedding photo where the bride wore a black dress and holy shit more people should do this 👀

i will truly never understand Foundry's nonsense vision settings

it snowed in Calgary and my parents sent me these photos

vaguely overheard a group of young women in conversation and one of them used the phrase "Millennial men" oh no

there has been no meaningful improvement in the devices or their functionality in 10 years in any way that affects what any normal person uses them to do, people only switch when forced updates cause a device which worked fine yesterday to lag so bad you can't type at full speed until you replace it

i miss dril

did Friends ever acknowledge 9/11

comedy that i find funny but i could never convince anyone i know to watch: youtu.be/0lWH1NFgPsc?...

people going to a show of a band known for minimalist music: oh it's the quiet part of the song, i can chat 🙂 time to open my popcorn bucket 🙂

Making a Scandinavian gay dating app called Mjölnr

testing whether something is gluten-free by functionally poisoning myself 👌

Im sorry I called you 'spiritually Israeli' when my blood sugar was low

did you know that unlike the word habañero, "jalapeno" is actually spelled with a regular n? it's a common misconception! all your hispanic friends will be so impressed if you pronounce them correctly

(guy who basically ended his podcast 4 months ago because it was too much work) what if i started a podcast

i searched bluesky for some upwards frieren art and almost half of the results are just straight up porn lol, i wonder if that's the property or the website 🤔

they should do this to you if you pick too many fights on a microblogging platform in a single day

I feel like if you install a giant flagpole in your backyard, you could at least replace the actual flags once every 20 years but on the other hand, the symbolism of a tattered, faded UK + Canadian flag is perfect too 🫡

is there such a thing as a male Pick Me

writing a verse of your song in French when French is your first language: absolutely comrade, represent your culture, resist the global anglicization of everything, etc 🫡🇫🇷 writing a verse in French when French isn't your first language: i fucking hate you

sometimes i miss playing video games

shopping episodes are underrated. today my PCs sold 8,000gp of magic items and each acquired a bunch of new runes, armor, and rings 👌

every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy

Friday night!!! 🗣️🔥 you know what it's all about!!! 👏🎉🍻 (i took a nap and now i'm gonna prep Pathfinder for basically the rest of the evening)

wait the main dude in Expedition 33 is called Verso? ...yeah i bet he is 😏

i have no money as usual but what if i bought a real christmas tree this year

had the opportunity to do some voice acting for the new Metroid game and I was really excited but it turns out everybody hates it :(

i love when people share a Kickstarter that's like sub-70% with 4 hours to go, saying "one final push!! we can still get this funded!!". oh honey. no, you can't.