And I read your computer screens. I’m nosy like that.

Our family cabin in Vermont has to have the back stairs replaced so we have this temporary set of stairs. Apparently, it’s very tasty. (That’s a porcupine)

One, two, three, four… I declare a Simone war! (I feel like best two out of three thumb wrestling is how this really needs to be resolved) @muskratjohn.bsky.social @gailsimone.bsky.social

I think most people would prefer this. #Science

And stop asking me endlessly to review your product. Because if I do, it’s going to be an annoyed, why are you bothering me review. You won’t like it.

Hello, world!

As a current lawyer and a former developer, I stand with Emily. You can’t even regex yourself through the law.

Forget the 25th Amendment. Assert a guardianship.

So what do you do if your Kotex catch on fire? You tamp on it.

One thing I'll say after having worked in aerospace for 10+ years to start my day job career, the people in Mission Control may be more diverse than ever before but the industry's sense of fashion has not changed one bit.

A different perspective. Always helpful.

This has become a real issue with mediation. I’ve had three cases in the past six months where the plaintiff has come back and tried to repudiate the signed agreement based on AI feedback. I am still working on strategies to handle this inside of mediation.

Chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, and orange sherbet.

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

we have saved daylight but at what cost

I’ll never forget the day I said in mediation that you couldn’t get attorneys fees on breach of contract. What in God‘s name was I thinking?

It’s always been a trash medal. Kissinger got one.

Can someone get Steve Martin to do some covers asap?

Nope, Waffle House.

It’ll be Fergie who spills all the beans.

At some point, it is their world, not ours.

People who want to put their name on everything remind me of dogs peeing to mark territory.

Sports reporter with NBC News reporting that the couple in Bad Bunny’s halftime show got married for real

The sudden urge to add dozens and then sneak them into all my friends and kids’ builds…

Every ICE agent must be removed from Minnesota and all other states. I don’t know how to legally do this, but my thought is every agent who does not have an actual Judge signed warrant while on duty and in public must be arrested as a public dangers

Published in the Houston Chron this past Sunday. Posting without further comment.

Our legal system exists because we choose it. There’s no universal law of justice, nothing in the periodic table that says “law.” We must demand it. We must demand it serve the people.

Welp, Ted’s trip to CA is verified - but I maintained my skepticism because there’s no airport in Laguna Beach!

There are no United flights to Laguna Beach. There’s no airport in Laguna Beach. I want this picture to be true, but I got questions, man. I am a cynical woman in the age of deep fakes and AI What I deeply resent is the fact that this is made me save pictures of Ted Cruz to my phone!

It's the 3rd of January 1939, your name is professor James Smith and you are staring at a drawing of a fish. It's not a regular fish. It is a completely impossible fish.

Especially when you don’t agree with those voices. Listen anyhow. You will be surprised what you learn.

And mediation and negotiation classes…

And Tiny atom, who did not die, learned the best of Tims and the worst of Tims.

GET THE POPCORN!

12 dead at a mass shooting at a Hanukkah celebration at Bondi Beach.💔 A 43-year-old father of two, Ahmed al Ahmed, snuck up & tackled a gunman to disarm him. Ahmed was shot twice. Both Jewish & Muslim faiths teach that “to save one life is to save all humanity.” Let us hold fast to our humanity.❤️

Does this include the mandatory creepy smiles and greetings? Hard double pass.

Today marks the UK release* of @tkingfisher.com's latest book Snake-Eater, which (depending on how you define it) is her 50th book of fiction! In honor of this milestone I wanted to do a little retrospective of her 50 books

Democratic leadership needs to watch the two day duck hunt guy video.

I always trust the Republicans to do exactly but they say they’re going to do. And I never trust the Democrats to do what needs to be done.

Because doctors have been taught to ignore women when we talk about pain.

As a self proclaimed master negotiator, he should be aware that he has to bring something to the table for the other side to want to engage with him.

Me, trying to mentally process Vermont and Alabama being in the same sentence…

Am I understanding that the entire East Wing is gone now?

Undergrad: "Man, 10 page essay. what am I going to write in here" Lawyer: "What do you mean just 13,000 words?"

The key to good legal writing is clarity. Exceptional clarity persuades. Unclarity sows doubt. Not key? Originality. Humor. Cleverness. A distinctive voice. Torrents of peripheral legal authority. Demonstrations of opposing counsel’s stupidity and bad faith. Edit for clarity.

Two weeks ago, Paxton's office won a SCOTUS case upholding Texas's law requiring age verification for porn sites. I would be so happy if his wife caught him because he had to use a credit card to prove he was a big enough boy to watch "un-biblical" videos. Please, God, let me have this one.

There’s a subreddit of people digging through county commissioner meeting transcripts and showing when decisions were made. I think it’s worth a read. I have not verified this information myself, but some of it has also appeared in a Chron news article today. www.reddit.com/r/TexasPolit...

I have been brutalizing people for making this event - which even if the weather service had not been disabled likely unavoidable due to the speed of the water wall - into a punishment. I am deleting and blocking across all social media.

Because bombing somebody and then saying “no backsies” has always been a successful strategy…

The man is an absolute prat. An actual caricature.