I thought that “Gwar really crossed a line” thing was gonna be hard to beat this week, but this one might just be a contender…

“How was I supposed to know there’s an actual person out there named Joe Vigilante?!?!” - Bill McNeal

@harvilla.bsky.social I was listening to the Amy Winehouse episode this morning and I gotta say, that sxsw show definitely happened, because if it didn’t then where did I take this photo?

People who say you can tell the crappiest drivers by their Jets plates obviously haven’t encountered any of those snowmobile plates

The Pogues tonight was the best rock and roll show in a considerably long time.

Welp, it was a good run

1. Tommy Pham is a doofus 2. Part of me thinks bat flipping a BB is hilarious 3. I don’t care for the Blue Jays 4. Chanting “USA! USA!” always makes the world laugh at you, no matter what the context

Can’t decide which one-two combo dreamed up by my music player’s “Aggressive Radio” shuffle setting is better: Everything’s Cool? by Pop Will Eat Itself followed by Firework by Katy Perry, or The Serenade is Dead by Conflict followed by Ob-La-Di by the Beatles

I heard the traffic on FOUR radio stations this morning and not one of them said “Hey gang, a major downtown intersection is closed for several days to accommodate the festival of crap music”

This is depressing. Roadkill, Highway 61, Thirty Two Stories About Glenn Gould, and most of all Twitch City, are foundational.

Dee Snider dot gif

Billy Stemhovilichski would like a word

You might think I’ve achieved nothing in life, but this pile of ticket stubs and empties says otherwise

Indeed. “Elbows up” hasn’t really been in play since April 29, 2025

Do you ever think about the parallel universe where there are no thrift stores, and Nana Mouskouri and Roger Whittaker records are just littered everywhere?

I mean, it's not even about the jetpacks it's about the dishonesty

It’s a toss up between all the ones on the “Dinner side” and all the ones on the “Supper side”

What the hell is wrong with you people? DIBS!!

This list bares almost zero relation to my own, but is similar in that neither of them contain “Smartless”

They made a movie about my dog and then put Superman and Lois lane in it

Ozzy taking his final bow on Steve Albini’s birthday.

Camper Van Berthiaume

“i hold many important cards” i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

Carney seems to be a tremendous negotiator and a wizard at international diplomacy

England has moved from going down to throwing down. And for what? #FRAENG #AllezLesBleues

Already annoyed with English floppery #FRAENG #AllezLesBleues

The Bombers are being punished for the crimes-against-music they are inflicting on Winnipeg next week

Y’know the more I think about it, the more I understand the unparalleled beauty of the term “beer garden.”

There’s “feeling cool” and then there’s “whipping past all the gridlocked cars on your e-scooter while 1952 Vincent Black Lightning jams in your earbuds”

If you ever think you should use the world “alchemy” please just don’t.

Imagine what this Jets-St. Louis series would look like if the Blues had moved to Saskatoon 40something years ago like they were supposed to

While it’s true that all good people love The Clash, not all people who love The Clash are good.

Stop referring to everything as “AI” - use the correct term, which of course is “Clippy”

The only legal way to sing it

Je suis mort

Motion to ban the term “elder millennial” due to its being nothing more than a euphemism for “wannabe Xer”

I watched 22 Minutes tonight for the first time since a year that began with 19 and I gotta say, I laughed several times.

Every single one of my group chats right now has some variation of “lesson is” or “note to self” followed by “don’t leave McDavid alone in the slot”

Lately every day is a fuck your yankee blue jeans kind of day

Hahaha tactile money who even remembers that rofl

This one’s for Ueck

Every time someone says “It’s so beautiful out” because the roads are soup and the ski trails are closed in December I just want to smack them.

Sorry technology, but I’ll decide what emails are important thank you very much.

Just as Van Morrison and The Band are yelling at me to turn it up…

So many people with no shame, eating Costco hot dogs at 10:30 am on a Sunday. They’re causing me a really long wait for my Costco hot dog order.

So anyway this is a real thing that exists in the world

The Red Sox are signing left-handed reliever Aroldis Chapman to a 1-year, $10.75 million contract for 2025. Notable career highlights: - 2016 World Series champion - Was the first Yankee to give up a home run to Rafael Devers - First player ever suspended under MLB's domestic violence policy

Do better, Boston.

It really feels like a ripoff when you live in Winnipeg and you see pictures of the USA and they have snow and you don’t.