At a playoff draft in spring 1993 and the guy with first pick naturally said “Lemieux.” The guy with the no. 2 hardly skipped a beat before saying “Mario Lemieux” and everyone decided that the first guy got Claude.

Dear America please fix yourself so I can visit because I really want to see the seed art at the Minnesota State Fair again but I ain’t crossing any borders for a while yet.

Just watched Maximum Overdrive with offspring no. 2 seeing their first horror/thriller/slasher - type movie of ever. Was completely unphased throughout and at the end reported “Dad, that was the worst movie I’ve *ever* seen.”

Football guy frickin’ hates Depeche Mode

Jayson Blair did the hard work of making his own shit up. This is just lazy…

Every tech headline now

It me!

Y’know how when you’re a snob and sometimes a great band makes a record that goes mainstream and you think you want to dislike it because you knew them way back when but you put it on anyway and turns out it’s all killer no filler and almost 40 years later you’re still listening to Green by REM?

This. But his leadership thus far has demonstrated that he doesn’t care (whether he heard her or not)

This guy just gets better and better every day

The Liberal Party has been dead for some time now, but this is pretty on the money

Propagandhi show being promoted by the classic rock station is lit.

Harvey Manfred-jin-sin-jin is one of the best roles ever created in Hollywood

The Paper Of Record

Just because you play a smart guy on TV doesn’t mean you can’t have the worst possible takes

Holy crap it’s real!

Disbarred lawyer can’t help but take a shot at free bus fare for kids.

Wait what? They suspended the best account on Bluesky dot app? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard

My artists? Various

What is your favourite song that is over 10 minutes long? www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TTA...

CACO

Is CBC really doing an “is it okay to wear sweatpants” piece for real? Can’t wait for next week’s “that’s not music it’s just noise!” feature.

Lotsa people in the FO phase of Vote Carney Find Out

The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

Post a banger not in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmJH...

Post a banger not in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsl0...

In 2016 about 70% of this county voted for the guy who became president. In 2024 it was 80%. Now they’re upset at Canada for strengthening border security to stop the illegal entry of fentanyl into the USA.

That was just what we needed

A special place in hell for people who shovel like this

@petersagal.bsky.social I haven’t missed an ep of WWDTM in over a decade but I intentionally deleted this week’s where you platformed a man who most definitely absolutely for sure did not drunk-drive a boat and kill people and then drag their kids for years and years. I hope you do better next week.

Ehlers > Maurice

November 10, 1971, 3:12 am [Nudging wife awake]: someone just named a new baby Walton Goggins

I wonder if they talked about Kyle Beach

Just wait til these dingdongs find out about Loony Tunes.

For more information, contact the Canadian Wildlife Service in Ottawa

If you follow cricket, “That’s all you’re ever going to be remembered for” is kind of a funny thing to remember now.

I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.

Teachers being mad that schools weren’t closed til an hour before start yesterday should take a second to think of all the folks for whom work being cancelled isn’t even on the radar. Lots of people got on the bus and went to work service jobs yesterday.

The Freep editorial posed this as a joke and a bad idea, but please sign me the hell up!

Remember when The Beaverton had that headline about “Conservative figures out how to win - by running as a Liberal”?

We’ve come a long way, baby 😬

Sounds about right

We don’t have a @niseilounge.bsky.social in Winnipeg but somehow we muddle through…

Disbarred lawyer thinks women shouldn’t venture into politics…

Carney began his tenure by capitulating to El Cheeto, so should we be surprised by him keeping up the momentum by capitulating to Marlaina?

Jay Farrar unbothered, in his lane, moisturized, singing with a voice Tweedy wished he had.

If only anyone remotely interested in running a football team had been involved…

stop hitting yourself

Remember the time George got blackout wasted on ether