got informal interviewed about "what could get you to come out to impact events?" and i said "more klezmer." so if they host a klezmer-breakcore night you know who to thank

it's equal parts great and bizarre to see someone in office who seems genuinely proud to be a public servant

its kinda interesting reading a book about la guardia and looking up from it to see articles and videos about mamdani. im entering a very "new york city" part of my life

It’s 1993 and the fastest street racers of Usui Pass are a pair of lesbians 🌄

why do i look so much more feminine with dark circles under my eyes?

The biggest question I have about Metalder now is this - who is the TOP and BOTTOM on the relatioship of this two ??

blood on my claws, blood in my jaws

Finally, a flag worth fighting for.

if i stop posting funny on here its bc im direct dming any tweet worthy thoughts to my girlfriend instead

straight t4t couple named John and Sharon

the girlfriend flannel is a deeply important spiritual artifact

im glad im playing ffxiv again. just did a main scenario roulette and we're spending the cutscenes chatting about our high heels we wear irl. good randoms.

words of wisdom from moon

There is a bird that seeks to sing. It fills the air with a rich, bright tone all its own, and endlessly iterates magnificent new melodies. Ultimately, it desires to harmonize in a grand chorus, its voice magnified with social depth. It unerringly practices alone with a hopeful, jaded diligence.

just saw a leopard shark post and went to rt it but its also hazbin hotel so i stayed my hand

vomited in the morning shower so i guess im calling out of work bc wtf why did that suddenly happen

Confession#18

every time my girlfriend and i are in the same room we talk about southern reach for at least an hour. theres such a density to the art

I tried modeling the little Ocelot Shark, a proposed mob idea for the seas of Hytale, attempting something different from just aggressive sharks with no depth. Despite the stress of being rusty with 3D, it was fun. 🦈✨

I don't know. I didn't actually come here to free slaves.

can i salvage this? @grok

Who says a hunter can't play with things other than their food

tired: i got ghosted wired: there occurred a refusal of the call

try to get some erotic miner roleplay going in seattle but these bitches keep showing up wearing diapers???

the feminine urge to draw genderswapped #Yakuza 🚬🩸 #龍が如く#art

When I Want to Find the 8 Red Coins but my Bitch Wife Wants to Find 5 Silver Stars

every time i show annihilation to someone new i cry like 5 times. incredibly good film about inevitable change and the different ways people respond to that inevitability

Why is Toad White?

[faucet sensor stops recognizing me in the work bathroom] it’s over. i’m a psychic projection. i no longer exist

sometimes i say something incredibly stupid to make people upset with me and then i get upset when everyone agrees with me instead

my girlfriend and i practice sex the right way: only one of us has her pants off at a time, and the only penetration is through the dermis

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

im kinda cracked at true love

my life is going really well but i kinda wish i had a closet or a place to hang up my clothes

nancy 5: the new adventures of sluggo

Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.

Cuddle the day away

Give the gift of housing for a trans artist's birthday! Its my bday this month & need help to make rent ($800) & phone bill ($50)! any and all help is appreciated thank you so much! kofi: ko-fi.com/T6T7ENY59 venmo: redloop paypal: tropscream ca$hap: tropscream gfm: gofund.me/1ad6a6b0

the elder scrolls: chapter II - daggerfall, magazine screenshot & caption (1996) archive.org/details/comp...

brace for years of hardship

Breaking your dick off is an animals trick. A human would remain deep in the box, endure the pain, feigning chudification that they might re-educate the trapper and remove a threat to their kind.

KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant leans in confidentially. “You wouldn't be able to hear if he were wearing anal beads,” he whispers.

Bats travel much slower when it’s time to go back to hell

autistic women not understanding social paradigms and dropping heavy implications in my gc for an in-person event bc theyre treating it like a random discord server for online friends aaaaaaaa please dont give people the idea that you were sick in my house when you havent been over in weeks

My hotelmates said my cape moved really cool so we went outside where it was really cold.

Bad Girl #NoMoreHeroes