friends, I have just written the most professional email I have ever written wherein I - very politely and professionally, mind you - told somebody to fuck off and eat fucking shit, and I am elated about it

So freaking pumped for this @aewontv.bsky.social and @ringofhonor.bsky.social back-to-back in Salisbury.

Throwback to last Saturday. Beautiful day for baseball. Too bad they got stomped by the goddamn Dodgers. 10-5 and it wasn’t even that close.

We enjoy drinking shitty beer outside in the sun, don’t we folks

L. L. Bean out here sending sexts

Seeing the Nats tomorrow and I really hope today wasn’t a preview

Star Wars > Star Trek But also can we talk about how good Shrinking is?

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New album, very good music.apple.com/us/album/its...

Thanks Obama

Braden Smith’s number is 3 because that’s his height

@roundingdown.bsky.social you sneaky bastsrds podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...

It’s not gonna happen, but how fucking great would it be if Siena knocked off Duke?

Never forget the whole Caps team showed up hammered in the morning for a noon baseball game. Ovi threw out a 2nd pitch after sailing the first one, and then they spent the rest of the game partying so much that everyone was watching them instead of the Nats. 2018 was the best summer ever.

Saw Rainbow Kitten Surprise in Philly this weekend. First concert I’ve been to in probably more than two decades. I fucking loved it. Such an incredibly good show.

4th Annual Rodgpool, in which we honor the memory of our pal Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood through busted brackets, is a go. This year’s charity is the Second Harvest Foodbank of Southern Wisconsin. $20 for entry into both men’s and women’s brackets. DM me if you’d like to join!

2 out of 3 ain’t bad

I love when I get a notification here and I log in to find…this. I’m rarely here. I rarely post. On what are you basing this decision to block, kind sir/ma’am? 😂

Need to crowdsource something with you good people: Looking for design/color ideas for remodeling my house. Definitely want to do something very southwestern/high desert kind of vibe.

I knew she wouldn’t forget @brew.bsky.social’s birthday.

I say this is someone who loves winter and love snow Fuck that groundhog

The moon was definitely showing off tonight.

Is this the best song in the history of rock and roll? Many people are saying it is. You hear it more and more. music.apple.com/us/album/sli...

Apparently, the universe didn’t care from my gloating the other day because now I have frozen pipes and I’ve been without water all day

Five Classes from College (these are all undergrad) 1. Politics of the Chesapeake Bay (poli sci/enviro policy class) 2. International Political Economy 3. The Holocaust and the Extinction of European Jews 4. Math & Culture (lol) 5. Environmental Law

I know the world is utter shit, but your boy is celebrating a minor short-term and major long-term win—and while I will not be any more transparent about it than that, I am fucking elated.

Closed the shelter at 10 AM today for lack of use. We only had one individual use it overnight. The guy was super happy and said it was the best night of sleep he’s ever had in his life. We got him moved to a local private shelter here in town when we closed.

Who has two thumbs and is working an emergency snowstorm shelter from 5 PM on Saturday until 8 AM on Monday? THIS GUY

I know there are people on This Site™️ who don’t like sports, and don’t like football and the NFL specifically, but I challenge you to watch 90% of the postseason action so far this year and tell me you don’t understand why the rest of us love this. It’s been a whole album of bangers (almost)

Hot take Pats’ defense is good

I just sneezed and burped at the same time and I think my body is broken

I’ve been incredibly productive this morning. Slept in until 7:15 AM, showered, grabbed coffee from my favorite coffee shop, went to the office and knocked out a days worth of spreadsheets in an hour and a half, did the grocery shopping for the week…

When our friends & community need help, we're the only ones we can count on. If you can help, every little bit helps. ❤️‍🩹

You suck @verizonofficial.bsky.social @verizon-wireless.bsky.social

CBS News is just effectively the new Fox News, huh

Shit’s wild, man.

My profile pic on said dating site

Calling all fellow flannelsexuals

This Jason Mamoa Dave Bautista movie looks fun as hell

There has been some wild ass football played today

Caleb's accuracy ranges from "I could have thrown a better ball than that" to the greatest thing you'll ever see on a throw by throw basis

love to describe the world that we live in as "if tom clancy had a day drinking older brother"

Cannot wait for the new season of Shrinking

We are BACK today on The Right Time, and you don't wanna miss it 👀 - Ravens heartbreaking loss to Steelers - Kevin Stefanski and Raheem Morris FIRED - Transfer portal chaos Live Now 📺: youtu.be/KgjnBCZwlSM

Welcome to the real-time remake of Clear and Present Danger

Big day for teams wearing their best jerseys. Eagles in the kelly green and Broncos in the classic orange and blue. Why neither of these teams have gone back to those kits full-time is beyond me.