Dads are enjoying precisely one (1) shitty domestic beer in the pool to celebrate Father’s Day.

Mexico’s stadium is a fucking work of art

Happy Father’s Day to me, Pt. 1

Pretentious 50-something hipster Guy at the bar just got pissy because they won’t make his old fashioned with pappy van winkle

People in the bar yelling “yay sportsball” (and the complaining that the bar is playing soccer) is extremely 2015

American athletes love rubbing their hands together in their intro videos

TFW you’re on your 8th old fashioned at your 2nd bar and debating whether to sleep on the couch in your office Go Knicks

Vibes are immaculate

cc: @ginerso.bsky.social

now would be an excellent time for the aliens to come and either save or annihilate us

Out at a bar and the bartender and I were chatting about the eclectic playlist they had on. He says to me “yeah when I’m working out sometimes I listen to Limp Bizkit, but that’s my dad rubbing off on me.” I immediately crumbled straight into fucking dust. I did not deserve to die this way.

Merry Strasmas to those who celebrate

He looks like the guy from big trouble in little China, whose body fills with air and expands until it explodes

Honestly we’re 3 days in and it might be the best $50 I’ve ever spent?

I bought the @nationals.com streaming service this afternoon because they were offering it for half off for the rest of the season and now I’m sitting here watching high A ball like a sicko (Go Wilmington)

I hate internet culture so much and every time I come back to it, it only reinforces it for me.

Not terrible imo

CM Punk, Wrestlemania Main Event Jobber.

He prefers to go by Brew, tyvm. @brew.bsky.social

YouTube is the devil

friends, I have just written the most professional email I have ever written wherein I - very politely and professionally, mind you - told somebody to fuck off and eat fucking shit, and I am elated about it

So freaking pumped for this @aewontv.bsky.social and @ringofhonor.bsky.social back-to-back in Salisbury.

Throwback to last Saturday. Beautiful day for baseball. Too bad they got stomped by the goddamn Dodgers. 10-5 and it wasn’t even that close.

We enjoy drinking shitty beer outside in the sun, don’t we folks

L. L. Bean out here sending sexts

Seeing the Nats tomorrow and I really hope today wasn’t a preview

Star Wars > Star Trek But also can we talk about how good Shrinking is?

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New album, very good music.apple.com/us/album/its...

Thanks Obama

Braden Smith’s number is 3 because that’s his height

@roundingdown.bsky.social you sneaky bastsrds podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...

It’s not gonna happen, but how fucking great would it be if Siena knocked off Duke?

Never forget the whole Caps team showed up hammered in the morning for a noon baseball game. Ovi threw out a 2nd pitch after sailing the first one, and then they spent the rest of the game partying so much that everyone was watching them instead of the Nats. 2018 was the best summer ever.

Saw Rainbow Kitten Surprise in Philly this weekend. First concert I’ve been to in probably more than two decades. I fucking loved it. Such an incredibly good show.

4th Annual Rodgpool, in which we honor the memory of our pal Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood through busted brackets, is a go. This year’s charity is the Second Harvest Foodbank of Southern Wisconsin. $20 for entry into both men’s and women’s brackets. DM me if you’d like to join!

2 out of 3 ain’t bad

I love when I get a notification here and I log in to find…this. I’m rarely here. I rarely post. On what are you basing this decision to block, kind sir/ma’am? 😂

Need to crowdsource something with you good people: Looking for design/color ideas for remodeling my house. Definitely want to do something very southwestern/high desert kind of vibe.

I knew she wouldn’t forget @brew.bsky.social’s birthday.

I say this is someone who loves winter and love snow Fuck that groundhog

The moon was definitely showing off tonight.

Is this the best song in the history of rock and roll? Many people are saying it is. You hear it more and more. music.apple.com/us/album/sli...

Apparently, the universe didn’t care from my gloating the other day because now I have frozen pipes and I’ve been without water all day