Making my roomate try fireball for the first time… “it’s good” I say lying thru my teeth

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

The City of Pittsburgh just passed legislation banning cooperation with ICE. The vote was unanimous. 🎉🎉🎉

I’m gonna be thinking about Jennifer Coolidge in the Minecraft movie for a long time.

Doing one of my fav activities today! Getting stoned and walking around with my besties 🥰

cliterally

crossfaded and losing my mind cuz my roomate is watching ARMORED MMA? I didn’t know this was a thing??? Funniest fucking sport

hell yea i’m the motherfuckin princess

kristi noem seeing her husbands massive tits

Reminding my mother that I’m bringing our new roomie to Easter and he speaks Spanish so she can’t be saying anything too crazy 😂

I need it to be the weekend so badly I wanna HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS. Fuck work

Actually April fools is cancelled cuz I just got my water bill and it was NOT very funny

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! You either love and support trans people or you are a piece of shit! Thanks!

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart

This Transgender Day Of Visibility, I want to scream an extra special I love you to all my guys, gals, and non-binary pals! You belong. You matter. You're exactly who you're supposed to be. And if you need your Internet cousin for anything at all, you know where you find me! Here's to you! 🍾

My friends are so cute I love them so much 🥰

Gotta work today but then I get to watch Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs with my friends while eating meatballs 🤭

works gonna suck a little today but at least I got wrestling and tacos to look forward to tonight 🥰

The single greatest move a YouTube chef can do is when they reuse a bowl and say “let’s just reuse this so you don’t have to clean a second bowl”, that’s when I know they are working with me and not against me

adults who shame other adults for watching cartoons or animated shows have no whimsy and hate joy

Es un pollo enfadao'.

I love my friends I love my friends

sad how many lesbians are transphobic

Woke up too excited to go spend the day at the park with my friends :3

Introducing the roomie to Sheetz cuz it’s part of the yinzer experience

Showed this to my Italian friend and I swear she almost punched me

How it feels to be high at work with treats knowing tonight you’re gonna drink + watch a cage match with the besties

I’d do anything to get my hands on a strawberry lemon mint charged lemonade from Panera right now 😣

GO GET YOUR PAP SMEAR GO GET YOUR PAP SMEAR GO GET YOUR PAP SMEAR GO GET YOUR PAP SMEAR GO GET YOUR PAP SMEAR This message brought to you by a gal who just caught abnormal cells that are treatable. If you were born with a vagina, just go do it. If you're under 25, get your HPV vaccine, too!

ICE spotted near Harbor Freight in Cranberry Township Frontline Dignity is onsite

Yo también, Squirtle, yo también.

Got a busy ass day today but I’m really looking forward to it 💪🏻

Morning.

White peach redbull please save me 🙏🏻

Faced my fears and called the local bakery to order a birthday cake and they were so fucking nice to me 😭

Feeling like this meme cuz I’m tipsy while my besties are playing Pokopia in my living room

The weather has been so nice and I’ve been having so much fun this week with friends!!! I’m so fucking ready for spring PLEAAAASSEEE

every man on here owes us women money for just existing amongst us so start sending

To Switch 2 and Pokopia havers

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I hope everyone can find a psychiatrist as dope as mine 💪🏻 love heeer

Anyways.

a pink redbull would cure me rn

Dad clothes don’t go to the landfill they go to me.