is it crass to point out that popular indifference to lives abroad and then to targeted killings helped pave the way for this

Kinda hard to miss him with that big ass head

Coworkers are a little too into A.I. for my liking

This might sound extreme but I think Tesla owners should be legally required to commit seppuku in front of the dealership they bought it from

God pls take my hematoma and give it to Elon Musk

Dentist didn’t go for my “tooth hurty” joke, should i kms

I know God is real bc every time I have a lustful thought out of wedlock he punishes my genitals by adding another day to my vasectomy recovery

Jordan Peterson on lasagne

What it feels like to return here whenever Twitter isn’t hitting

Conclave’s Oscar campaign going crazy

The ‘Wilson’s Heart’ House episode ending with Bon Iver’s ‘Re: Stacks’ and Iron & Wine’s ‘Passing Afternoon’ back to back is suuuuuuuch a recession depression soundtrack

The original cut of Tony Kaye’s 1998 film was titled ‘American History Twitter’ until Edward Norton added in a bunch of scenes of autistic dudes doing Roman salutes, so it was re-titled ‘American History X’

Not a foot guy per se but if you put them in my face, what am I gonna do, NOT put them in my mouth?

At work I like to pride myself on not being precious about receiving negative feedback, not bc I’m an especially resilient person but rather I’m not emotionally invested enough in this job to take harsh criticism a personal affront to my skills and experience

LA/SOCAL: mutual aid LA network (MALAN) has created a non exhaustive list of resources available for those evacuating or looking for animal boardint tiny.cc/malan-fire

Meta’s decision to fact-check using AI instead of human staff is so cool, I’m so excited for a robot to immediately tell me that the antisemitic conspiracy theory I reported doesn’t breach community guidelines, instead of an overworked or apathetic mod telling me the same thing half an hour later

Nosferatu/Bad Dragon collab when

The rules I set for myself when returning to Twitter was no getting into beef or being unnecessarily nasty to stranger, but that kid who likes to scream while watching movie trailers can’t stop posting the most smooth-brained shit and it’s testing me

House has supplanted SVU in my regular rotation of shows bc it scratches that similar itch in terms of gripping procedural drama, but instead of aggressive inflation of police importance by way of cartoonishly evil sexual predators and increasingly frequent exploitation of real-life tragedies,

Definitely self-aggrandising here but is there a way to donate foreskin, you know like how people donate their hair to make weaves, I feel like a lot of American men would benefit from the surplus I got going on

'You’re likely to come across videos of people discussing porn as a threat to public health. Certainly, not in those words (although sometimes directly so), but more ubiquitously in the form of people drawing conclusions between porn use and some kind of “dysfunction.” tryst.link/blog/porn...

Too much to unpack about that “100 guys in a day” video and the reactions to it, not least of which is the number of so-called progressives jumping on this isolated instance of a voluntary and highly risky experiment to validate their perception of sex work as a profession being inherently self-

Twitter’s FYP is just Facebook at this point, just content farms, complete randos’ irrelevant posts, and repetitive stolen tweets out the wazoo

It's genuinely fucked up to me that if the people owed punitive monetary recompense specifically say "In These Specific Circumstances We Would Gladly Take A Lower Amount Of Punitive Monetary Recompense; That Feels Like Justice To Us," a judge can step in and say "Nah, no deal." Fuck this ruling.

I’ve written about 69 Palestinian films directed by women in my newsletter over the last year. This list collects them all with links where you can watch most of them. 🔗 boxd.it/xlziu/detail

I saw one of those Twitter “un-wokest opinions” the other day that went something like “having a fat ass means being a bit of a size queen” and idk I’m not gonna invalidate anyone else’s preferences, I just wanna add a little nuance to it from my own anecdotal experience as a dick-owner:

The whole Barry Keoghan “controversy” is giving the furores surrounding Couch Guy, West Elm Caleb, John Mulaney etc etc, pls go read ‘west elm caleb and the feminist panopticon’ by Rayne Fisher-Quann and stop deputising yourselves as cops to the private indiscretions in strangers’ lives

A rare smile spotted in the wild

This piece took two months to report and write. I am grateful to my editors at @vulture.com for encouraging me to do long-form reporting. Especially when it demolishes a lot of my preconceived notions about an art form, as this experience did. www.vulture.com/article/how-...

Does anyone wanna wish me a happy 31st birthday

Can’t stand a “are you free? Let’s hop on a call!”-ass coworker

You’re telling me this isn’t the same bloke

could a father not pardon his son?

Who is telling men to tattoo their hairlines back, who is telling them it looks natural, just embrace the balding my brother or shave it all off, in the 80s you would’ve been the height of sexy and you still can be

Idk what “wataa” means but I keep seeing hot women captioning their photos with it and I all I wanna say thank you for your service, keep up the good work, you’re doing amazing sweetie

Great thing about starting afresh on a new platform is that there’s no established brand of posting you’re beholden to, you can be as horny on main as you want

How do I tell my coworker that offering the choice of either a lunchtime meeting or a 4pm meeting is insane behaviour

Love that ‘The Penguin’ ends with Oz finally indulging in *that* kink to signify his character development is past the point of no return bc yah that’s exactly what it feels like lol

The ending of LOVE LIES BLEEDING would have sent Robert Crumb into cardiac arrest

Uhhhh lemme be clear

I had an irrational aversion to posting unedited photos of myself on Twitter but this is not Twitter

Hello old friend, it’s been a while.

Thinking about the time I came in full costume to a Halloween party where I didn’t know anyone and everyone was only lightly dressed up, so they were all a little uncomfortable when Michael Myers entered the backyard by myself