you think you know a guy………………….

Hell no Infantino made the call

Made Polish style halušky (w/ egg noodles and kielbasa)

It's the World Cup. It's lit.

SUMMERTIME (David Lean, 1955)

Norway really let Dembele stat-pad like crazy he's tied with Mbappe in goals now and one behind Messi wtfffff

Oh nooooo

Name a film with a title that is a full sentence Salim Langde Pe Mat Ro - Don't Cry for Salim, The Lame (Saeed Akthar Mirza, 1989)

Swain's slashing leap this year was a thing of beauty. He's a walking paint touch. Shot 47.6 % from mid-range this year and only 5% (!) of those makes were assisted. He brings it defensively and can pass, too. The jumper is slow and a little hitchy, but I like the pick.

I have no idea who Daylin Swain is

Caleb Wilson is gonna be awesome. If Aday Mara falls to 15 for the Bulls could be the single best draft they've had since they got Scottie Pippen in 1987

WILSOOOOOON

Wow Miami Heat. Having Giannis + Bam is gonna be interesting. The rest of that roster looks barren though I wonder how they’re gonna fill it out. Bummer for the Heat they had to give up Jacquez instead of Norm Powell. But Milwaukee having Jaquez and Kel’el Ware is great for them

Nic Claxton to Chicago 👀

Messi, Mbappe, and Haaland all scored And we get to see Ronaldo take another piss yet again tomorrow

Messi and Mbappe at it again

Kier Starmer: “I promised myself that I would resign if I failed at my task of doing everything to support and strengthen the country I love and devote my life to. I am sorry Israel, I have failed you.”

If Aday Mara does feel like he’s dropping down to the 14th pick (Charlotte) then the Bulls at the 15th pick should absolutely think abt jumping up one to grab him or maybe just luck will drop him one spot lower to 15

Who is the next clown to come out of the clown car? The UK patiently wonders

The NBA Draft is on a Tuesday this year for some reason.

Found out today that Gengar is called “Ectoplasma” in French Pokemon

What a goal by Cabo Verde. The Uruguay goalie couldn't believe it

That Kali Muscle top ramen video is one of the funniest things anyone has ever made

On the one hand having 5 disgraced prime ministers in 10 years indicates the UK is a total failure as a nation and should be dissolved. On the other at least the Parliamentary system lets you change who is in charge like a pair of socks so you’re not stuck w/ a psychopath for a guaranteed 4 years.

How it feels to do anything requiring effort and persistence and a strength of will

I know most branded "juice drinks" are mostly water + sugar but my god Hawaiian Sun takes it to a whole new level. There's less actual juice in there than Capri Sun lol

Since it’s officially releasing in theaters near you this weekend, I’m reupping my thoughts on Mark Jenkin’s ROSE OF NEVADA, imo the best movie of the year so far. Go see it!!! brooklynrail.org/2026/05/film...

Sengun PR at an all time low, World Cup flame out, Ceylan's last movie was prob his worst one.... they gotta go back to just being Turkey. No more of this "Türkiye"

Please suggest other examples in case i'm missing them but the only *fictional* movie I've seen give an adequate amount of attention, weight, and emotion to the impact of a player having to be cut, waived, or traded was MONEYBALL

They actually took Lalas off the broadcast lmao thank god

Since it’s officially releasing in theaters near you this weekend, I’m reupping my thoughts on Mark Jenkin’s ROSE OF NEVADA, imo the best movie of the year so far. Go see it!!! brooklynrail.org/2026/05/film...

Work happy hour took me to a place where a single old fashioned is $23.

WATERSHIP DOWN (Martin Rosen, 1978)

Mbappe - 2 Håland - 2 Messi - 3 Kane - 2 Ronaldo:

Portugal is up 1-0 but I can already tell they're frauds

Austria-Jordan what we’ve all been waiting for for weeks

Messi is ridiculous

Messi. Who else

What a shot by Mbappé. Very much not cooked, he was just sleeping

Not one to just dole out compliments to Germany but seeing how fucking comatose France is, you really have to respect the Germans for being obsessed with scoring as much as possible every match. Just reveling in scoring goals.

You have to call it “A.I. The Movie” forever now bc you just say “A.I. is fantastic” you’ll get beat up

Tiago Splitter officially finalizing deal to be the Bulls next head coach. Jury’s out imo on him, idk how much the Blazers success is attributed to him vs just Deni being way better than anyone expected. I like the hire and I guess it’s good enough for a team that is rebuilding.

It’s Ecuadover sadly

Genuinely great for the NBA (idc abt “the ratings”). Maybe the Durant/Warriors thing had to happen to get here (it’s darkest before the dawn etc etc)

Jimmy Butler dragged the Heat to 2 NBA Finals and 4 conference Finals. Idk where this narrative comes from that Butler was proven wrong, if anything he was proven right… KAT needed to toughen up if he wanted to win and he did that lmao

Did they just show Zohran explaining soccer to Kathy Hochul

The Gas Station Attendant carries the significant weight of relaying an important message about the American immigrant experience within a dangerously regressive political climate. Read @sohamandcheese.bsky.social's review:

The World Cup obv rocks but I wish there was a way Americans could just get one of the British channels to watch it through because I absolutely do not want to see a second of that absolute shitbag Alexi Lalas's face on my TV.

Some thoughts on Karla Murthy’s THE GAS STATION ATTENDANT. Releasing in select theaters June 12th thefilmstage.com/the-gas-stat...