Mistaking Ramad for Bashasa while coming out of a concussion I'm gonna throw up from second hand embarrassment and heartbreak

thank fuck

I just impaled my fucking foot on a fucking screw someone dropped on the fucking floor

a little tiny microscopic dragon, rotifers passing by. I've spent a lot of time peering down a microscope in the last few years, enjoyed taking inspiration from the real tiny organisms to make one of my own.

"if they're innocent why did they immediately get a lawyer and refuse to speak to police" SHUT UP SHUT UP THAT IS THE CORRECT THING TO DO. IF YOU ARE EVER IN A SITUATION WITH COPS EVEN IF YOU'RE INNOCENT DON'T TALK TO THEM AND GET A FUCKING LAWYER. YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT IF YOU DON'T.

I consider it a violation of my personal human rights to have to look at an ad at basically any time

An authentic delicacy

Finding out Haus of Decline is a trans woman really slots everything together. Truly the class of people capable of the best humor.

Tom Bombadil

Baboons/mandrills are probably the coolest looking animals in my opinion. They're severely underutilized in everything. I want to look like this.

is anyone hiring? parents just died, cant read or write, stinks, dog doesnt respect him,

Personally, I turned all the filters off the day I got here and am just cautious scrolling in public. Seeing unfiltered cool smut alongside nice sfw art, movie opinions and cat posts is the ideal social media experience for me 👍

baba's domain 🐈‍⬛ collab with @bothpalms.bsky.social :)

i cant stop quoting this video man

CVS Caremark is so interesting because every time I've called them for help they've been like "well, nothing we can do, hope you die and rot in hell" and then in the background they've rushed shipped a replacement order that got here the next day 😭? Terrible service, IMMEDIATE fix

I love living in a world of "is the person I'm talking to AI or English is just their second language and they sound very formal and stilted"

so true beastie

Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month

whenever i see people gloat about how they "don't use references" for art i just think about this bit from sam and max

#kcd #hansry Sir Hans what are you looking at? 🧐

Character sheet for my FAUST protagonist (i.e., original flavor, non-catboy Dieter) [ #oc #ocart #marrrowart ]

Despite everything, It's Still You. #kcd #kcd2 #henryofskalitz

RAMAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO GLAD YOURE BACK YOU STUPID BITCH

archiveofourown.org/collections/... Kinktober 2026 Prompt List for KCD Feel free to share and spread the word 💜 #KCD #KCD2 #Hansry #Isterik #jadder #jamuel

“Well, that cat’s doing it again—keeping that poor thing alive just to play with it awhile.”

Started Queen Demon and about 25% of the way through and tearing my flesh off my arm with my teeth. Kai. Please. Happiness. You deserve.................. Please ..................... The pain

Doug Walker: i'm sorry, The Critic was fronting

I desperately need to listen to Queen Demon but Witch King became my favorite book of all time instantly and I'm so SCARED I literally don't know what the sequel is about at all. I trust Martha with my life but I'm a nervous wreck about these things lol

In case this is useful to anyone else lol

Back to my roots

Me at UPS

Thinking deeply about how to further incorporate Mephistopheles into Mr. Mistofelees' character in Cats the Musical (in maybe a more fantasy au) (ideas welcome because I'm good at leaps of logic but Cats -> Marlowe/Goethe's Faust is a big ass fucking leap)

Obsessively checking the UPS tracking on a package I ordered and being disappointed every few hours it still hasn't moved as if I don't also work for UPS and know for a damn fact we didn't work Saturday, Sunday, or Monday lmao

"Who am I? Sacagawea?" in response to someone asking for directions or giving you directions you don't understand truly has me in tears

"Is 'at really all you got, sir? C'n hardly feel anythh...hhhing..." #hansry for lasko

Sketching traditionally feels so much better 😩

I've been awake for a total of 5 hours since 7pm last night lol. Living the long weekend dream.

BEDTIME, obviously

I opened TikTok and was immediately given a video of a man in a dress saying "meow meow" and pulling a pallet with two fridges on it via a chain attached to his dick and balls

Laughing callously at the charlie kirk assassination when it happened and then seeing 50 of his tweets from 2013 that are like "I'm a gayyyy man trapped in this ogre body, HELP MY GAY ASS!!!!" and suddenly feeling complicated about it