How blow? How blow?

Excusing child r*pist because the victims were 15 instead of 8 years old is a hell of a take.

Someone in the house may have gotten high and ordered a shipment of Jeni’s ice cream.

Oh and by the way, we've had roughly 2M federal employees since the 1940s though our population has more than doubled.

I found my mother’s copy of Interview with a Vampire at a very interesting time in my psychosexual development. Other than that, The Hobbit and The Jungle Book made me appreciate language.

Regular people got furloughed, lost SNAP benefits, had flights cancelled, facing losing their health insurance and worked without pay. Some rich, well-insured senators got cold feet. They got scared, uncomfortable and they caved. For NOTHING. Republicans do not compromise. Ever. Such bullshit

You go into a knife fight knowing you will get cut. Doesn’t mean the fight isn’t worth it. Time to choose a new fighter. Schumer is scared of getting cut. #Schumerhastogo #StepdownSchumer

A reminder - last March, republicans promised to restore $1.1B in funding to DC in exchange for funding the government, and Mike Johnson never took it up in the House.

Thus do all traitors

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory is a Democratic specialty. #HoldtheLine #Shutdown

Trump is already trying to figure out how to buy back voters with a $2000 check. I know this is scary. But what’s Dems’ endgame? Hold out one more week—ACA open enrollment has just started. The air traffic controllers are starting to buckle. People are blaming republicans for prices. Hold.

These assholes better not cave. Motherfuckers. #Resist #Shutdown

First bit of snow in Central Wisconsin. ❄️

Data center planted for Port Washington will use more than twice the amount of water used by every home, business and manufacturer in the City of Green Bay. www.cleanwisconsin.org/new-analysis...

Mamdani is going to implement schadenfreude law. Everyone will be required to take pleasure from their enemies’ misfortunes.

I am really hoping that a result of this SNAP emergency will be that more people realize just how much the program helps everyone—not just in feeding hungry people, but by putting money directly into communities. SNAP cuts are going to raise food prices across the board. #SNAP

In normal, functioning democracies, when a governing majority doesn’t pass a budget, 1/more of 👇 happens: - funding continues at current levels - a vote of no confidence - snap elections The nonsense we have normalized & tolerated by reifying our broken constitutional order is that kids starve.

Stephen Miller: “We are so hard core!” *Guy in shorts and flip flops throws a Subway footlong* ICE officer in a ballistic vest: “I could smell the mustard.” Jury: “Not Guilty.” What fragile, frightened, fascist. #SandwichGuy #ChingalaMigra #Resist

I reached another old person milestone: Self surgery. I cut a skin tag off just under my eye. All I needed was some sterilized cuticle scissors, some sterile gauze, and a steady hand.

A true American Gyro. #notguilty

*Opens NYT* Prominent opinion piece: Did Woman Ruin the Workplace? *rage blackout* How does this fucking garbage get this kind of coverage? Women have been in the workplace since time fucking began. This is not some new, woke invention. Fuck you @NYT. Fuck aaaaaallllll the way off.

Good.

Come, then, let’s go fight with them.

Let him stroke out and die from the news.

Waiting patiently for Alan Dershowitz news.

I have never been so proud to be a Socialist!!!

Close. But not close enough.

I’m an apple snob. But there is NOTHING wrong with a good Macintosh. It’s an early apple—not too sweet, not too tart. It’s got soft flesh, which makes it a perfect snacking apple. Easy to bite into and smallish in size. A classic. #apples #Macintosh

If you see this QTP with a female anime character you love.

This is the future Democrats want.

What’s it like in your head?

God, I hope he dies tomorrow.

Shit. Did we fall back to Standard Time?

Dude ain’t renovating for “resale” value. He’s renovating in the “forever home” style.

Repost this with you and your significant other (not really).

Utah reviving Dickensian Work Houses. Fixed that headline for you, @nytimes.com

Mind your own fucking grocery cart, you nosy cunts. #SNAP #ebt

My kids grew up calling two of my best friends from college “auntie.” And we’re white. STFU. #auntie

I really fucking hope this case of venous insufficiency has resulted in painful neuropathy or venous ulcers. Tell me he’s in agony. #cankles #neuropathy #karma

ICYMI: Planned Parenthood of Wisconsin resuming abortion services after nearly a month

Food bank director: “for every meal that a food bank provides, the SNAP program provides nine. There’s no way we can meet that gap.”

If you see people stealing food to feed their families no you didn't.

“The President decides major foreign policy approaches based on his personal anger at tv commercials” is almost too stupid to imagine but it’s literally our reality

In case there was any doubt. #witchplease #wheremywitchesat

Please, let him die soon.

The Little Witch 1916 Illustrated by Ida Rentoul Outhwaite #witches #halloween #illustration

Nazi tattoos are a dealbreaker. This isn’t rocket science. JFC

Not one, not two, but three leading White House officials have replied, when asked questions by professional journalists, “Your mom.” What juvenile psychopaths are we dealing with? How the fuck is this happening? Why is this being tolerated? Asking for 350 million friends.