Who here is forklift certified? I finally got home at 3:00 a.m., after working a local music festival, last night, and after all the post-show lifting, unloading, etc., I need someone to drive over my back. Serious offers only, don't make it weird.

"Bro, quick, gimme a Sharpie...we're gonna draw a dick on the side of his face."

It's just me and my AMC A-List membership against the world. #movies

This is where I post from.

When the post is one character too long and you have to get rid of the Oxford comma…

Hi! It seems like BACKROOMS has opened up to some extremely polarizing opinions. My official review can be seen below:

BACKROOMS was so weird, in all the right ways, IMO. Thoroughly enjoyed it! #horror #horrormovies

Me: :::clicks "Print." Printer: The bypass tray is empty. Me: :::makes sure that "Tray 1" is selected::: Printer:

Drop some REDHEADS 👩‍🦰 🖤 🧑‍🦰

He’s offended because The Odyssey is about something near and dear to him: being an absent father while chasing vanity for 20 years

The shark whisperer who attends to their discomfort. To date, Tina has removed >300 fish hooks from the sharks' sore mouths.. 🦈 We, sharks and appreciative humans alike, are rooting for you 👌 #sharks #kindness #sealife

We can never let him forget he said this.

"The moment you begin to censor the writer- and history bears this out in the ugliest of fashions -so begins a process of decay in the body politic that ultimately leads to disaster." ~Rod Serling Speech, Library of Congress (1968)

I'm not gonna lie: I don't know what all the factors are considered when people decide what awards are given out, but if Inde Navarrette doesn't win SOMEthing, the I would consider the future of humanity a wash. #OBSESSION #horrormovies

Fuck yes, why is this even a question?

Name your fav film that flopped. UNDERWATER (2020). (Not necessarily favorite, but the most recent one I can think of. 🙂)

I was washing the dishes, after dinner, and The Kiddo asked if she could wash something. I responded with, "be my guest." NO ONE, not The Kiddo, nor my wife understood the reference to Sgt. Apone, from ALIENS (1986). I am surrounded by fakes.

One of my biggest obstacles is that I only like salads when they’re made by other people and cost $16.

On this day in 1994, “The Crow” was released in theaters. The soundtrack features The Cure, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Violent Femmes, Nine Inch Nails, Rage Against the Machine, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Rollins Band, Medicine, Helmet and more.

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat." - George Carlin Remembering the incomparably prevalent and wildly ahead of his time Grammy-winning & Emmy-nominated comic, actor, author, and social critic on his 89th birthday.

Mayor Mamdani restores library funding after public outcry gothamist.com/news/mayor-m...

Recognizing that I'm now at the age where I need to start scheduling days off from work, after weekends that involve holidays, holy fuck. I literally just spent the last five minutes, sitting at my desk, massaging my skull.

Happy Mother's Day

A lot has happened, but not much has changed.

I'm no sports fan, but... ...FUCK pickleball. Go play tennis. Like an adult.

Guys, seriously, who the FUCK is keeping a LinkedIn Premium account? Like, every once in a while, I see that my profile gets a hit or two, and it's always someone with a Premium account. I mean...it's LinkedIn. Shit AIN'T that deep.

A survivor of the Kent State Massacre rings the bell on campus today, May 4, at exactly 12:20, the moment his classmates fell, 56 years ago.

One thing this regime has taught us is that a president can do whatever the fuck they want if no one stops him. All that bullshit about "Don't worry, he can't do that because constitution" is being proven to be the lie it is. We are allowing our country to be dismantled by a mad man and his cult.

Not gonna lie, this is such a confusing movie franchise.

Gee, thanks "teach the dems a lesson voters." 😡😡😡😡

Cartoon by John Deering 💯💯💯🎯🎯🎯

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tim heidecker drinks the blood of the forsaken youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug

If American history was taught correctly.

The dumbing down if America started with another wanna be actor. Reagan. My Mom warned us. The table was set. And he had Alzheimer's for the last 2 years of his Presidency.

To All democratic politicians: You better think again.. Or YOU WILL BE REMOVED BY FORCE WE ARE DONE WITH YOUR BULLSHIT

When you use an Oxford comma, you're doing your part to make the world beautiful, meaningful, and understandable.

Pete Hegseth furious that now people think Kash Patel can outdrink him.