Where my corded ware people at!?

We need every reporter and talking head to start being a lot more frank when talking to anyone from the government

At this stage I would rather support the woman doing Gavin Newsom’s social media for him for president

i am calling on sauron to show some restraint and turn down the temperature

If this video was shown to everyone in America we'd run the billionaires off and have healthcare in like a week

The Four Seasons Gravel Pit

My 12 month old laid his hand on my shoulder and solemnly said “mama, don’t cry, the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots from time to time” which was really impressive because he can’t walk or talk and also because I don’t have kids

I feel like so many children are in for a gut punch when they're old enough and stumble upon the Access Hollywood tape, noting it was in 2016 and preceded ten years of their parents worshipping the guy.

mr president you keep saying “burn them all,” would you like to clarify what you mean by that?

If the babies had pointed and called him "Quetzlcoatl" I'd be much more convinced.

anyway have fun scrolling through hundreds of replies of ai generated images of you in a thong getting choked out by a smurf or whatever

I'm sorry, but you cannot reason with folks who are not embarrassed to wear this kit on the streets of the United States of America.

The latter is incredibly common near the end of despotic regimes throughout history. They typically fail spectacularly and succeed with little ruckus.

Worth stating again that if you're scared you're about to be run over by a car and you start shooting, youre still gonna be run over by a car. Unless of course you weren't in the path of the car, and it doesn't run you over, in which case it's hard to justify shooting at it in fear of being run over

The reason you don't use a gun to shoot the driver of a car coming at you is because even if it's a perfect shot the now-deceased driver tends to hit the gas pedal. So shooting does nothing to prevent the car from hitting you.

Some zoomer definitely looked at his phone frowning and thought, "why is there no screen on the other side?"

First time in my life I've been like, "Yup, I think the oil companies are making the right call here." www.cnn.com/2026/01/05/b...

[wakes up] “I’m sorry, what”

oh good I've always wanted to live through another satanic panic

"Pew, meanwhile, ran a study that showed only 17 percent of Americans think AI will have a positive impact on the U.S. over the next 20 years. Even congressional Democrats, at a record low 18 percent approval, beat that out, according to Quinnipiac." Brilliant. No notes.

Mark Zuckerburgs neighbors are gonna be SO HAPPY!

Someone remake “It’s a Wonderful Life” but Mr. Potter believes that hoarding is morally required so he can devote resources to delivering a far future with trillions of humans while George Bailey is like, “Gosh Darnit! What if taking care of people today is what takes care of people in the future?!”

I love oil painting. But every time I use the colors blue and green, they get all mixed together. You might say it's my Achilles teal.

Still would have been a weird f-ing email.

I legitimately can't tell if he means "Windows" the OS or "Windows" the thing on buildings that let you see outside.

And he *knew* the cannibals!

"It's gotta Bonefish Grill right there in the Carabas it's nuts."

This is fascinating. Bravo to brave politicians with both principles and a spine.

So they *are* able to stop a ship in international waters and seize control of it without killing everyone on board? Huh.

One theory I have is that competence, self-control, responsibility, and expertise have all been feminized, leaving “masculinity” with the realm of impulsivity and petulance. So the divide is not really between “femininity” and “masculinity” so much as between adulthood and childishness.

The whole planet is facepalming. Really captures the moment

It makes it a lot easier to refuse unlawful orders for one

Correct. We know it wasn't a cyber or biological attack. The only reason to clarify is cuz on Fox News it sounds all Space Wars and shit. Calling it "lethal" is also redundant.

This happens to me. I need to focus and extra photons just create distraction.

It's always surprising watching who wakes up first

Was anyone else kinda hoping it was Alec Baldwin again?

You're not seeing the defense and international conflict experts disagreeing because if the facts are true, it's one of the most basic things in the law of armed conflict: You cannot kill people who are "hors de combat," taken out of the game by injury or attack. This is Geneva 101 stuff.

Some people need to look up the My Lai disaster before flippantly invoking the term "war crime". en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Lai_...

Lately I've found few things more relieving than seeing a pushover republican growing a spine.

What...are they gonna do with them?

Cool they found a way to make flying even more stressful, but as long as no one wore pajamas

It's giving major R Kelly "Trapped in the Closet" vibes.

Has anyone considered that maybe the guy saying to ignore the pope on morals might be the antichrist? Like, dude. Listen to yourself.

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Then make cheaper phones! The market hath spoken.

Targeting Kelly is one of those “this is why we’ll win” moments, bc it shows how politically impetuous this admin is. There’s clearly no adult in the room to say “wait, maybe don’t go after the charismatic war hero turned literal astronaut who ran after his wife was a victim of political violence.”

It is extremely funny that this bit of politicking includes … a reminder that servicemembers have to follow the law. Lamentably, this reminder means that there will need to be an investigation into the person who wrote the tweet; sorry, that's just the law.

Ya ever notice how there aren't any MAGA astronauts?

It's interesting how MAGA takes a bunch of court losses as evidence of a conspiracy against MAGA, instead of evidence that none of this stuff is legal.