This Christmas, don't forget to hit up your favorite Chinese takeout place

Real gambling has never been tried

This is your reminder to call your reps to say no to bills such as KOSA and SCREEN. And also to prevent Section 230 from being destroyed. We must continue fighting for free speech and privacy on the internet

Had a hell of a day so far, tried to help lots of people who got locked out of important accounts for unclear reasons

Great call on my part

Calling this peasant brain would be an insult to peasants

two people were surprised (positive) when I told them I was 29 and I brought home leftover pizza, the office holiday party was a solid 10/10

if anyone wants me to go outside, they're gonna have to set fire to the building and smoke me out

It's in the single digits with wind chills in the negatives, I'm not leaving this fucking apartment

“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there

I kind of sound like if Owen Wilson got left outside in the cold for too long

Calling my representatives on my lunch break to try and get somebody to do *something* about the Powers That Be destroying the internet as we know it

I used to have a firmly pro-winter stance but owning a car has sucked a lot of the joy out of it for me

My timbers are shivered

Baldphobia will not be tolerated

Talking shit about Smiling Friends earns you an instant unfollow

Inshallah we shall wipe all forms of passive income from the face of the Earth

Tis the season to hold mass crucifixions of heterosexual small business owners

Gender roles are a fucking prison

Biggest development this year is rediscovering my love of reading. Today might be the most reading I've gotten done in a single day in like three years

There's been a squirrel loose in my building's main hallway for at least two days now. Unclear if they escaped and got back in or if maintenance never got them out in the first place

Power outage at work means I get an unexpected day off It looked like a big one too, the energy company had four trucks set up across the street. Weather was fine yesterday so I'm assuming a car took out a poll or something like that. They said power probably wouldn't come back till like 5:30

what if letterboxd let you log separate entries for when you watched a movie with the commentary on?

Sticking to a workout plan feels so good, gonna have a V-taper in no time

Saw this on a graphic and I'm gonna be getting a lot of mileage out of it, I can tell

Heehee

Celebrating Friday by trying out this cool Egyptian restaurant

“These are censorship laws. In the South, where I live, these same proposals mimic a lot of the arguments that you see behind book bans and behind laws that criminalize gender-affirming health care or abortion information.”

Starting to plan bits for the new year, like finally playing Disco Elysium and talking about it like it hasn't been one of the most talked about games of the last five years

Did it again this morning 😎 Plan is to follow a six day "upper body lower body" split and then use the HIIT setting on the stair master for cardio

just lifted weights for the first time in like three years 😁

Has this been posted yet

I want to get some of those glasses with the little rectangle lenses and start wearing black turtlenecks

I will establish a revolutionary junta that starts with me getting the wheel.of dharma tattooed on my forehead, has anti-vaxxers hunted for sport in the middle, and ends with me decadently lounging about court while the Canadian army closes in on the capital

I Bottomed for Mothman and All I Got Was a Sense of Humor Stuck in 2014 Tumblr

Michigan teams just cannot catch a break this week 😖😞

I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer

Go Wolverines 😎💛💙

I Was Cucked By The Loveland Frogman

I Got Fucked By the Jersey Devil

I've actually been negatively polarized into being completely fine with "neurospicy"

I cannot be trusted with a cattle prod

Thanksgiving turkey is overhated honestly

So far hip flexor stretches and planks are unmatched in terms of the ratio of how much time and effort they require to how much better I feel

this is getting absurd

Wolfie would like to wish you, a Happy Thanksgiving !