I think it’s very shocking that all of you are accusing no less than the FIFA Peace Prize recipient of corruption.

Listen, if you don’t know the difference between Democratic socialism and communism, I’m not engaging with you. Crack a book.

AI company logos look like buttholes, pass it on, it upsets them.

I appreciate the @theguardian.com’s willingness to call this group what it is. Neo-fascist group Patriot Front parades Confederate flag in Washington DC on Fourth of July www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

“So much to dislike about Newsom but THE POINT is, he can beat JD Vance.” This is what I mean when I say “blue no matter who.” If you hate Newsom that much (and I sure don’t care for him), the time for that fight is the primary. By the time the general rolls around, it’s too late for that.

That song was the cringiest thing I'd ever heard at the *beginning* of the Afghan War. I can't imagine revisiting it after we're clearly losing in Iran.

Be an accomplice

I could have sworn the United States Constitution frowned on Bribery with some level of specificity but I'm just a lawyer living in an insane asylum the size of a country so don't mind me

I was just thinking about this today.

I really hope that lady got where she was going safely.

NYC currently has a shark problem DC currently has a jets problem there's only one solution

If you were cool with this, you can shove that "Happy Independence Day" up your ass.

It’s HOT! Don’t forget to unplug your local Data center to stay cool.

Reposting because I don’t have time to watch in now, but I definitely don’t want to lose the link.

gumby was always saying this

I just talked to Teddy Roosevelt and he said Trump has dementia.

As a planet, we need to get it into our heads that killing people with the stroke of a pen is just as awful as doing it with a gun or a knife. More, because they can do it at scale. Same thing with theft.

If the NYC school system ran like Amazon, there would be literally no measure of success except standardized test scores, and no one present in the fall—whether teachers or students—would still be present at the end of the school year.

really cannot be emphasized enough that the drafters of the birthright clause very much considered cases analogous to undocumented immigrants and *included them too*

“Expected” is doing a TITANIC amount of heavy lifting here. Expected by whom, I wonder?

MAGA: Trump could cure cancer, and you Dems would still hate him. Trump:

It’s super nice of both Republicans and establishment Democrats to cut ads for the DSA like this. You love to see it.

I honestly think he keep screaming about rigged elections--especially the 2020 election--because his people did rig it, but they lost anyway.

From what I see in my timeline apparently the theme for today from one of the major newspapers in the country is "Taking away rights from others is the new punk rock," but as I understand it this newspaper didn't understand punk rock even when punk rock was the new punk rock, so there is that

sorry but all the news is bananapants i need a minute

“If we lose the midterms, these Democrats will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body…” AS THEY SHOULD. “…and they'll go after the president's family, the cabinet, his donors, friends, half of you in this room will be targeted.” IN OTHER WORDS, “CRIMINAL CONSPIRATORS.”

It’s great how this administration has hired people to create explicitly white nationalist propaganda for them, and then simply mentioning this fact in a classroom can get you fired.

Well, when on a daily basis, you create scandals bigger than Watergate, I guess Watergate is no big fucking deal

somehow it does feel darkly plausible

Fascist government doesn’t announce that it’s fascist. It declares anti-fascists to be enemies of the state.

I’m old enough to remember when we mocked Ernest Hemingway for this exact thing.

Algae are prolific producers of oxygen (and consumers of carbon dioxide), en masse producing a huge proportion of the oxygen we breathe, which means that the greening of the Reflecting Pool might be the most pro-climate thing Trump has ever done.

And don't forget: we don't have to help Bezos get richer. A lot of products on the Amazon site can be purchased directly from the vendor on their own website.

Happy Juneteenth to all who celebrate.

I would expect nothing less from the guy who got to the door to Air Force One, couldn’t figure out how to close his umbrella, so he just left it outside.

Certainly he’d be in the top 50 or so.

I think it’s absurd that we didn’t have a definition of, and comprehensive force applied to, domestic terrorists for at least as far back as Timothy McVeigh. …But then I remember that this is exactly how that force would be applied.

I feel like every detail of the official story contradicts some other detail.

An all-day goth/industrial music festival. After sunset, with the music still going strong, a sunset-to -sunrise Vampire LARP. Officials will occasionally cameo in the LARP as themselves. The next day, I’d issue an EO to say any fallout (for ex, from Embraced officials) is canon VtM metaplot.

$14M well spent, wouldn't you say? 🙄

Given the bunch of clowns who work here, I'm not sure I'm prepared to take that bet.

A society with one trillionaire and millions of people in poverty is something to be deeply ashamed of, actually

He could have gone to some great parties, but Jeffrey Epstein kept blowing him off.

you know what they say: give 'em enough rope.

A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list for raping kids.

this week marks 10 years since "milkshake duck" was coined

Rigged: an election or similar contest which was run fairly, but ended in a way I didn’t like Hoax: a true statement that depicts me in a bad light