Reskeet with a photo where you don’t look the least bit menacing

How do you go viral on here I need dopamine

If this place is gonna thrive ultimately it has to open up and go public. You don’t want a tightly curated cloister, you want a public square where everyone spends their time and then you ruthlessly police the limits of acceptable speech once it’s indispensably popular

If I’m not a MILF then why am I getting a mommy makeover later this month? Checkmate, transphobia

Also I understand dissuading dunking on randos, but one of Twitter's strengths was an open forum/minimal gatekeeping, so (e.g.) NYT columnists and gov't propagandists couldn't spout bullshit unchecked. Musk is killing twitter partly to eliminate that, and it would be cool to have it again somewhere.

I know this is the utopia and people are just waiting for DMs but until I can quote-skeet the State of Israel it won't feel complete.

One of the biggest signals of the draw of Twitter is that I remember there was I think an American foreign fighter at Baghuz, ISIS' last stand in Syria, literally being bombarded with airstrikes every hour on the hour in a space smaller than Vatican City and he was still posting regularly

But I want to dunk, I love bad content 😭😭😭. This is why I stayed on twitter until the end—I don’t want a hyper fascist onslaught of nonstop transphobia but I DO want bad content

Haven’t posted this here yet

Ah ok so this is what happened

I need this place to deliver more idiots and bad content for me to dunk on

Man, I was just thinking of making and selling some video content too. Of course Elon had to prevent me from getting my twitter chaser bag

Is Agnes on this website do I follow her

I think the funniest thing bluesky can do right now is send everyone another invite

Twitter empty and all

you can't kill bad ideas (fascism) with good ideas (communism) but you absolutely can kill them with even worse ideas (private equity)

Honestly, kind of reassuring to see Elon completely destroy twitter. Like, he had the ultimate tool for fascist propaganda and misinformation, but he couldn’t help but fatally wound it, because fascists are driven by psychopathology, not rational optimization

alexa play the recorder cover of my heart will go on as twitter fucking dies

So I guess we really do have to start just posting here now huh

Well I got banned from twitter (for “ban evasion” even tho my past accounts aren’t banned…) so I guess I should post more here lol

would love some invites so i can help good, respectable posters make their way over to this clear blue sky

Please please put DMs in Bluesky so I can move over here permanently 😭

I forgot to post this here

Anyway goth lesbian night was a hit

Really need my groupchats on here so I can leave Twitter forever 😭

Back on twitter I have literally hundreds of transphobes in my mentions because I ratio’d Aimee Terese. Here, people are talking about lunch. Please put groupchats in this app so I never have to go back to twitter 😭

i wrote about bluesky, black twitter, and sex work bluesky has an opportunity to be better than twitter ever was by establishing *early* protections for the marginalized communities that shape its culture also got "tiddies on the skyline" published on techcrunch dot com https://tcrn.ch/3AKNufA

I keep forgetting this app doesn’t @ someone automatically when you skeet from their profile

My first Titty Tuesday on Bluesky! I’m back on prog for the first time in over a month and about to gain 7lbs wish me luck on my bulking cycle

Twitter is still so cool

I think I’m actually the worst person on Bluesky currently, after Bappin

this place currently feels like valhalla, like we died in posting combat and now we're in a place with no chuds or checks and all our buds are slowly filing in.

Has Bluesky done $200 date discourse yet? Plate-making discourse?

reskeet this post if I’m Latke

Cute lil fox is here 🦊❤️

Posting on Bluesky is making me realize how dependent my posting style is on seeing bad content and then getting publicly mad at it. I’m so quiet here by comparison

@jayelharris.bsky.social oh she’s here!

Trans women are the best cause you can say shit to them you’d never say to a regular woman like, so hey babe do you have a Bluesky invite?

Demon Slayer gotta be one of the all time greatest mismatches between animation quality and writing mediocrity

Testing to see if transition timelines are still free clout on Bluesky like they are on twitter.

Just found out my nemesis works at the LGBT center I go to for my doctor, maybe???? Nightmare!

I’m in the outer rim territories of the trans supercluster

that’s right

Wait how did Emma get banned too

Mods send me invite codes I'm like one of 10 black people here

Now THIS is what a website is supposed to look like

Ok one more transition before/after test, for robustness. I’m helping the protocol developers here. If it doesn’t do numbers they know to fix the algorithm.

doc said my opthalmic shingles will be cured if all the hot babes on bluesky follow me. pls like and reskeet 2 save my vision

Testing to see if transition timelines are still free clout on Bluesky like they are on twitter.