Being a cook on a container ship might fix me

I just don’t care about hall of fame voting and it’s inescapable

bugonia was ight

I'm making moves in silence 🗣️🗣️

Close-up of a male Pileated Woodpecker. Males have a red cheek stripe, while females have a black cheek stripe.

rolling up to the annual haircut today with one sideburn a full inch shorter than the other

this is literally what it feels like to be alive during the holidays

the vice president is a klansman

It’s crazy how much better a regular naval orange is than a clementine

Jake sully looks like David fry

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the walls were caving in but then I washed some dishes and im all good now

niontay

chores 👍

Thought they'd splurge on a decent reliever but I guess instead its 4 different randoms

i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared

twin peakin highs and lowssss

Can’t wait to see that #1 next to Cocos name

this guys a fucking idiot 😭😭

When cartoon characters discuss numbers in base ten rather than base eight, it takes me completely out of my suspension of disbelief. Their society would not have developed that way.

Wish Dijon did rewind on snl

Woke up with hope

you WILL be open to new experiences. we are no longer asking.

Jeff Capel it’s been real buddy

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This bunny loves eating bananas for an amazing reason

you cant make me learn what trumps birthday is

jawnino surf gang tape lfg!

Tennis discourse when Sinner didn't play for team Italy in Davis cup this year:

It could happen today (Harrison finally losing on jeopardy)

Lifetime Erika de Casier

a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit

deja vu just smacked me wtf

i mean what are these "western values" these guys are so hopped up about? they are directly antagonistic to western europe. they don't believe in civil liberties. they reject democracy. and don't get me started on christianity, they hate their white neighbors almost as much as the brown ones

Snoopy

lina khan reminds me of jon rothstein

Recipes love to be like pat chicken dry with paper towel

Pileated woodpecker made my day

Every album should have a Earl and MIKE feature like 2019 when Travis Scott and 21 savage were on everything

0pn deep dive soon perhaps

My favorite player 😁

my bad

crazy

Entering my beach bum era

New Tems music ‼️

crying