Hard to overstate how big of an L this is. For all the love GKR get, @johndemarsico.bsky.social is the cherry on top that adds a little something special to every Mets broadcast. One of a kind.

No NO

I literally cannot think of a single thing on this planet that could possibly be less D.R.E. than a Goodyear tires commercial

Oh man Rodgers absolutely HATES the Jets hahahahahaha

well there's your problem right there

MLF just playing with his food now, that DB was in the seventh circle of hell on that play

Jordan Love is absolutely dealing right now

NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed

Sometimes a bad football game is still fun. Sometimes a bad football game is just bad. This is the latter.

This Pinstripe Bowl is absolute booty so far lmao

Little one officially has her second fever ever. In mostly good spirits but she's definitely not her usual silly high energy self. Nose running like a faucet. She tries to wipe her nose on my beard when she feels it starting to drip. It'd be annoying if it wasn't also somehow very cute.

the last 24 hours on X, summed up:

1/ What USDA is doing here is an attack on the core systems that keep the United States fed and economically stable. “Climate modeling” might sound like woke jargon but it's basic national security and has been since the 70s when the military started it. www.reuters.com/legal/litig...

Bit on the nose but 🤷

previous courts have ruled that Subway sandwiches don’t even have real bread, how can you assault someone with something that doesn’t even exist, your honor?

I think I can guess why

I don't know why Denver keeps screwing around with any other uniforms. These throwbacks should be them at all times. They're so good.

Hello @actioncookbook.com he appears to be your (ok, our) people

it's not him you have to worry about it's the other two musketeers

You simply cannot have Wrobleski’s look and do the tough guy routine

Toronto fans are absolutely feral right now and it's incredible

After that fourth and three punt on Ohio State's 42 are we sure James Franklin isn't somewhere still calling the shots

Saw a kid trick or treating as Old Gregg and it gives me a legitimate hope that The Kids Are Alright

#Melissa: It is not hyperbolic to say that parts of western and central Jamaica will be unrecognizable once the storm passes. This is one of the strongest known tropical cyclones to make landfall anywhere in the world. And. Yet another example of a strengthening storm up to the point of landfall.

Stammering like an idiot, real looney tunes type sounds coming out of my mouth right now

Watching Victor Wembanyama play basketball is just spending two hours going "what the fuck" every 5 minutes or so

Isaiah Williams might get left on the tarmac after this game

That OPI on Wilson was WEAK good gravy man

Hate saying ANYthing nice about them Boys but Dak absolutely quarterbacked the hell outta that TD toss

Drafted a Burrow/Higgins stack after taking Nabers as my top WR ask me anything

He didn't just miss one guy sliding over into coverage he missed literally half the defense rotating over to that side of the field in coverage lololol

Gonna hang myself with drew allar's horrible tacky chains

Monmouth's passing game looks better against Nova than Penn State's did last week ha ha ha /vomits

Look I mean it is capital-W Weird but vianova's Hit It! is simultaneously ten different kinds of bonkers yet also filthy. Just absolute stank at all times. I'm gobsmacked. Enthralled. Like the riffiest train wreck you've ever heard, in the best way. Funk-Djent-Synth-Hip hop-Metalcore-Punk?

Geeking out over BTBAM's The Blue Nowhere. It's so good. I just want to listen to it 4 more times nonstop but unfortunately it is already far past my bedtime.

Jalen Carter watching a movie in the locker room seeing his teammates walking in….

I AGREE DR. BARB

VALIDATION. VINDICATION!

I can't be the only one that's annoyed that the PA guy at Lincoln Financial Field is saying there's a severe thunderstorm warning but there isn't a severe thunderstorm warning right? Like I fully admit that's beside the point but it IS technically incorrect!

DDS is part bear and Trebor Pena plays football like he literally does not care if he lives or dies

Daryus Dixon is a menace good lord

Boy I don't know how he did it but Kyron Hudson just made that catch look preposterously casual

I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!

National Anthem guitarist for the Packers just absolutely shredded, 10/10, no notes

There are many professional athletes who are athletic freaks but Oneil Cruz is among the freakiest of them all. Guy was built in a lab.