The way I see it...everyone go home..carry about your day...let them pick up trash and rake leaves. Take pictures of Portland at peace and groups landscaping. Humiliate t-Rump...post that shit everywhere. Don't give him any excuse....mock him instead

Oop, starting this one off GREAT

No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.

Perhaps the best item on my running grocery list note

A 12-foot statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein frolicking and holding hands appeared on the National Mall in Washington, DC on Tuesday, September 23. A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."

It's not said much but Eisenhower was truly the last president we had who fought Nazis and fascists.

Yes hi, Etsy Witches? How much to curse Meaghynn Kheallhey?

DAMMIT WHY ARE THE CHRISTIANS ALL STILL HERE

Take it from a former Southern Baptist The hate is real until you understand that you’ve been conditioned to hate yourself 🤭

MAGA is coming for gay marriage, so we came for theirs

Me: I got engaged! Wife: I got diarrhea 😭 Not me being excited about getting married in XIV and my irl wife pooping on my parade 😂 #ffxiv

My child just walked in and yelled FIVE NIGHTS AT….federal prison. Then walked away.

Tuesday is Rapture Day again and you know what that means. Rapture Balloons! Prepare a length of stout cord with a slip knot on one end and keep it at the ready. When you see a Christian starting to lift off, lasso an ankle and tie off the other end to something heavy. Rapture balloon.

Being able to READ feels like Navajo Wind Talk in this day and age

A lot of her sisters saw her being elected as a big step in the right direction In the face of the entire regime trying to paint us as violent terrorists, watching her cave to garbage like THIS when some of her CIS counterparts have our backs more firmly I won’t apologize for being critical of her

I grew up LIVING for Rice-A-Roni night with some chicken and broccoli in it, cuz that meant that we were having a family meal instead of us kids grazing out of a crockpot When I became an adult, it translated into having an easy family meal that didn’t break the bank.

“Just be yourself” I did, and now I can’t have grapefruit.

Is it weird that I’ve only been checking bluesky lately to see if I need to schedule a surprise boating accident? 😅

Hey. Dems. Centrists. 'Moderates'. You can stop that. Just gotta find your fucking spines and stand for something in your lives for once. Or has the overtone window shifted so much that the eradication of a minority is worth your comfort? Reminder: You cannot compromise the blood off your hands.

I finally rewired my main bedroom only to find out that the family that DIYed most of the electrical here ran backstab lines in every switch in the back rooms of the house I want to run this house over with a k*lldozer and start from scratch

To be the least rough variant of COVID I’ve had, this is absolutely the MOST mucus I’ve ever produced. How does my body even have room to make this much?!

The poor guy working concessions at AMC got so lost in the promised land he missed my whole fucking order 😂 Yep…still got it.

So despite the foreshadowing of the next Reich… I made a bomb ass cauldron of chicken and dumplings from scratch, and recorded a video of me cooking while I explained who Horst Wessel is, and what the “republican” party is currently doing with that casket. I’m sending that clip somewhere safe.

@nightleek.bandcamp.com MERRY CLAMSMAS

Please stay out of liberal spaces the next couple of weeks. This includes minority spaces like gay clubs. The retaliation on this is going to be something we have never seen.

Did he have a brother called Shid

tHe NrA iS WoKe

Wait they have a premium subscription now

My kitten legit just climbed up, sniffed, recoiled, sniffed again, then stole a brussels sprout. Licked all the butter off then scarfed the whole thing down and took another one. Lil man gonna be farting up a storm tonight and I just let it happen 😅

Women wear thongs to chop their farts in half

My therapist told me to do this so uh... um... gofund.me/122e637f

JOHNNY SPELLS DOESN’T FUCK

you should get a do-over when your asshole country rugpulls

Hand surgeon here. Those bruises are classic symptoms of being in the Epstein files.

Am I a monster for forcing a sprint build on Bourbon? 😭 #umamusume #mihonobourbon

I transed my gender and all I got was thrown under the bus by a political hack

Me: I need to drink water *sets glass down on nightstand* Soup: *dunks her whole face in my water then sneezes in the glass* Me: I don’t want to drink water anymore

I love how much you can read about a transfem by which Uma is on their home screen

Bluesky is dying cause not enough people are sharing one of the best videos ever made.

Not my mother waiting until she came to visit after a few years to tell me that she’s on the verge of punching out of this mortal coil Then telling me about a liver detox solution she got off the DarkWeb™ that’s keeping her alive and that I shouldn’t vaccinate my kids or have a mammogram I What

Holy crap I still remember the street beat Such a good replay of my childhood augh

I just ate three pouches of jalapeño cheese MRE cracker spread with a spoon AMA

BAKUSHIIIIIIIN

MATH ISN’T REAL IF I DON’T WANT IT TO BE