Reject drama Embrace łazanki

Once again i keep seeing a feed full of references and comments about some asshole behavior (allegedly), but with no context. Either i already have the source blocked/muted, or i follow someone (singular or plural) reposting contextless discourse every time :c Feels very "cohost again".

Get Two, Brutus.

now more than ever:

i was at goodwill with Mom yesterday.

oh I need to get out more this weekend. Avoid scrolling feeds or checking news for a while. It's fucking awful.

Need about $100 to pay the first half of rent today, cutting into what I have saved for Pooh’s vet visit + utilities

It's still lunar snake year for at least six more weeks and i keep seeing people posting horses drawings for the upcoming new year. Come on.

Man, i wish.

The mouse is a versatile little beast

2026 is about affordable homeownership. No more "policy" this year. Feed the local fauna, befriend them, and then use them to overpower homeowners so you can occupy their dwellings.

Starting my first day of the new year right: Scrambled eggs and repeated modern history lesson for kids. youtube.com/watch?v=fKNJ...

That's what you call the weasel's last fart...

Have a year, everyone :3

video games rule.....

2 BRANCH - super confusing to everyone except for yourself - perfect for personal repo - triggers Nintendo lawyers every time you type "git switch 2"

Manifest 2026 Mantra ☕️🧘

New year, new me. I'm a trash witch now ♻️💚🌿

There's no need to make any more Pokemon rom hacks. This is perfection: a hack that replaces mew with Spongebob.

That cow sold me on this thing ♥️

Uh-oh, guys. I think my chikorita got covidiusz or something :c

it's only a JRPG if it's from the japanese region of france

𜲲𜲳 𜲴𜲵

̶C̶U̶R̶S̶E̶D̶ BLESSED LITTLE THING

Similarly, in the past i had a roomie and i kept moving his fave Charuca doll to random places every time he left the room. Just to give a "cursed, creepy doll" vibe, but i insisted that she's a "blessed doll" - it's alive and has a mind of her own, but uses her powers to protect you from evil.

my face

Dialogue choices in Pokemon, especially new ones 💚

Cut from the same cloth. The cloth being "pissy manchild material" :T

how it chews to feel gum gum

this is per device and resets every other update. you will have to do it on pc and phone, and remember to check them every so often

How pressing that heart button on even slightly lewd posts on bsky feels like.

Networking tip (relevant in some countries more than others): If you let guests use your network by giving them your wifi password and they do somerhing illegal - you're gonna get raided, not them. Protect your home net if you're letting others use it.

Dredge (2023)

NO STOP, BECAUSE I NEVER RE-POSTED THIS OR EVER TALKED ABOUT IT. ONE TIME. I GOT REALLY SAD. TO CURE THE SADNESS I THOUGHT OF "oh what if spongebob and crew worked in an 1960s supercomputer room with magnetic tapes" i had thought of all their jobs.... i was so sad but it made me so happy ;__;

Please enjoy this photo of the Horace and Jasper bodypillows my aunt crafted for me when I was 5 years old and brain-meltingly obsessed with 101 Dalmatians.

Use bsky like you would use a normal site (like cohost or a blog). Do not dumb down your online habits to fit the format - force the format to work for you. Do your part to help good comments outweigh all the awful ones 💜 And have a good time, as much as you can make it 🌱🌱🌱

In celebration of deleting Twitter here's a collection of some of my popularest tweets, now only available here.

conservation of energy

Occult Crescent solo players #FFXIV #FF14

📖 Bytes of Game Ads 📺 "Free demo." Still one of my favourite game ads. xD A late release for the N64, with a Wii release I've still yet to dig into.

Canari from Pokémon Legends: Z-A 💛🩵 #pixelart #ドット絵

"What's wrong, my dear? You haven't even started drinking your pussy water."