Guy who had $40 billion for Argentina says what?

RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible

it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions "Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"

“YOU hit HER.” CHICAGO - Trump’s ICE goons ram into a passing car after snatching someone, then brutally drag the female driver of the car they hit out of her car with guns drawn and arrest her too. (Her brother says she’s a citizen)

Here's my dog.

Obama photographer Pete Souza posted this pic of Obama on that UN escalator… www.instagram.com/p/DO9GFjUEZi...

Thing I Didn't Know: That Johnson & Johnson spun Tylenol off to Kenvue in 2023. Thing I Do Know: Kenvue didn't send 🍊 a check for his ballroom.

I have rocks in my backyard that know how to say "acetaminophen".

The Daily Show tonight. Jon Stewart is...gold. Spot on. Scary af.

When freedom is under fire you can count on me to ramble and mutter incoherently.

Thank you for your attention to this matter, Jagoffs.

kennydesignsit Kenny

The Polish foreign minister, a writer and journalist who covered the Soviet war in Afghanistan in the 1980s, clearly knows a thing or two about a patiently-timed response.

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight

I'm skeptical of this public fight because it's too on the nose, but I also know these two are undisciplined drug addicts with big mouths and bad brains

"Thank you for your attention to this matter" is The New "the likes of which." #stfu

🔥 Senator @ossoff.bsky.social: “Who out there is sitting at home demanding we shut down cancer & Alzheimer’s research? We’re going to pay for this for a century. Irreversible damage has been done. It’s an outrage.” On Trump, DOGE, & the GOP’s budget cuts (to make way for tax cuts for the rich)

Behold! My $14 thrift score. That chair is gonna hold a spider plant. 😍

Canadian Voter: I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump, because Trump is, I’m sorry to say, an asshole.

It's a hard sell that Christopher Cross was heading to the border of Mexico with a gun in his hand.

<gently weeps>

Is it spam or is it just Pete Hegseth texting you classified information?

It's National Poetry Month and this always gives me feels.

Trump brags about his shakedown of major law firms: "We have a lot of law firms that have paid me a lot of money... they paid $100m on average... hopefully I won't need that many legal fees. I may. Who knows? After it ends. After I leave maybe I'll need it, but if I do it won't be very pleasant."

Wha happened today would be treated as crime if they didn’t now also control all the law enforcement agencies

“He made 2.5 million today and he made $900 million. That’s not bad.” Sounds like market manipulation to me. That’s bad.

How does one dress for Liberation Day? We skippin' bras?

Looks accurate to me.

Collins: Do you think someone should be fired over this? Buttigieg: Absolutely… if there’s not accountability for a screw up like this, especially from a president who used to fire people on television for sport, what are we even doing here..

I know way too many American no longer care about this, but I’ll never stop reminding them: Donald Trump is EVERYTHING you teach your children NOT to be. He’s cruel & ignorant, he’s a bully, a coward, a cheat, and a pathological liar. He’s a horrible human being. Shame on us for electing him again.

True story 🤣

I never understood why Lionel Richie would tell a girl that he's "leaving (her) tomorrow". I'm pretty sure she'd rather he just left now.

Nope. There's no pill for this.

I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.

Hear! Hear! And--literally--here! 💙💚📚

So - I've actually led Ebola outbreak response at USAID. This is bunk from Elon. They have laid off most of the experts, they're bankrupting most of the partner orgs, have withdrawn from WHO, and muzzled CDC. What's left is a fig-leaf effort to cover their asses politically.

Melania says what?

Trump hopes Americans don’t realize what the CFPB does. So I wrote this piece on why CFPB exists, the billions it has saved us, & why dismantling it devastates working people. This is class warfare & we cannot afford to lose. No paywall. Please read & share: www.qasimrashid.com/p/cfpb-is-su...

Syfy Channel has joined the chat.

Sooooo..... am I just getting up tomorrow and going to work like it's a non-coup?

Debating whether to start my taxes. Is the IRS still a thing or do we just send our stuff directly to Elon now? Torn between a wait-and-see approach, or securing my small refund before they dismantle the FDIC.

Cleaning out my parent's house a few weeks ago (💔) and found this vintage train dude that I was certain would be a sweet memory in my type tray. Now I can't unsee Elon. 🤬

In today's episode of How Long Until They Just End Us, an UNELECTED tyrant is cap screaming about <checks notes> unelected tyrants whilst trying to gut the treasury for telling him "no" after gutting the FAA for telling him "no". Why does this drunk motherfucker have the keys?

I always thought this song was the most perfectly-placed soundtrack to the final scene of Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, and every day kinda has that vibe now.

I bet that 🍊 hasn't extended one condolence to these families and I swear to someone's god that he would want to know their party affiliation first and we all know this.

Compare and contrast.