My god, I finally got to the end of the most diabolical of contracts. let's go over the highlights in this thread. I have to start this with that the term for this contract is ten (10) years, which is already wild, but also the clock on that restarts whenever you send them another book.

You gotta love a contract that has MULTIPLE instances of "and you agree that this is nice and fair actually" in it. I'm not even all the way through it and I've counted 4-5 lines or clauses where not only do you implicitly agree to the terms because you signed the thing, but it spells that out

Especially as MTGA will give me a stop anytime I have ANYTHING with crew on the board, or if there's removal in my hand and the only target is my own things.

Every time one of my decks mess up because i didn't know i'd have to be in full control, i lose 5 years from my life. you are, in fact, allowed to ninjitsu during the damage step before you move to the post combat main, your creatures are still unblocked and attacking while in the combat phase. #mtg

Not sure if this is a hot take but there should be a side ban/GC list for Commander where a card is banned but only as the Commander. Yuriko is so much less powerful in the 99, as is most cards once you don't get to cast them over and over again in an singleton format. #mtg #magicthegathering

PHENOMAMAN PLAYS MAGIC THE GATHERING MY SWEET ACE HIMBO KING. I need to know what he runs. I bet it's group hug.

I didn't learn English to read RFK's bad Tumblr style smut text posts

Oh wait! Figured out how to get rid of the garbage Gemini button in Chrome: - Right-click - Unpin Gone!

Badgermole Cub is so oppressive in standard. It feels worse than Vivi tbh. #mtg #magicthegathering

Story about a streamer wherein chat is a Greek chorus. Idk if this is anything but it's an idea in my brain

I get why but every time I see a job posting on indeed that requires a car/license/clean driving record for jobs whose don't require you to drive anywhere while on the clock makes my blood pressure go up.

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It's weird that on Magic Arena I'd have to be in full control mode to hold priority on my own fire bending student when her fire bending triggers, if I wanted to cast a bunch of spells while it's on the stack to modify her power and thus how much mana I get. It feels counter intuitive.

Hey folks, I've known Tanya, aka Cypheroftyr, since the City of Heroes days 20 years ago. She's a TRULY stand-up person, the first person I think of when it comes to putting in the work toward intersectionality. She's been having a ROUGH time finding work, if you can spare some cash or boost, help?

This is the first time I've actually gotten to flip him in the 5 games I played with this after building it tonight. Let's gooooo #mtg #magicthegathering

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

To quote the amazing Lindsay Nikole: THAT WE KNOW OF

Vandalized US military billboards in Louisville, Kentucky

Epstein: I’m best friends with this pedo running for President, here’s a bunch of stories about how big a pedo he is NYT: but her emails

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WE WON! After 42 days of striking we have a tentative agreement in hand that protects our existing 4 day work week, establishes a minimum salary, and adds protections against AI replacing jobs at our workplace!

Using pristine talisman to start the exquisite blood/marauding blight-priest cycle feels gross lol #mtg #magicthegathering

blues brothers ass pope

I don't think anything will amuse me more today than a travel influencer's tiktok about Canada exploring the idea of a universal basic income, and him asking "how do you feel about people getting paid to do nothing?" ...well, I don't have any issue with influencers making money, so I'm fine?

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

It is amusing how I can spend 20 mins editing a recording to post on tiktok and get 200-500 views and almost no interactions but that Princess Yue post from yesterday has like 5k views and so many comments and stuff.

It does, in fact, work like that. Also this exists. So you have both, sac Yue for something, stack it so she comes back as Moon before the Bounty Hunters resolve so they earthbend her, sac her again, she comes back as Yue again to do it again.

Talking about this card in a Discord I'm in and I'm wondering if you used earthbending on her, if the recovery ability of earthbending would bring her back. I do know that if it did it would be as Princess and not as Moon, but it seems like an interesting dynamic as a possible Sultai sac engine #mtg

Zohran Mamdani polled +40% on men under 30. So we wasted all that time on all those think pieces about how we need a Joe Rogan for the left, when what we actually needed were *policies* for the left.

A highlight of last night I'm not seeing much today: Spanberger, Shirrell, and Mamdani all won clear majorities of young male voters last night.

It's almost like every revolution is economic. It's almost like the Republicans in this country made it more expensive to live in the country. It's almost like they literally took money that's only for food off of the country's table a few days before election day. What did they think would happen??

I do like that Zohran’s speech wasn’t just “the glory of the purpose that brings us together” stuff but was also some “no fuck that guy for real, he sucks”

Come read my new think piece and subsequent 15 hours of podcasts entitled "Zohran pisses on people's graves the right way"

Ask JD Vance.

Especially after the pandemic left. Leaning folks don't have a kind of third space and haven't for a long time. There's no culture of getting together somewhere and organizing other than for a protest. Creating that would probably keep the momentum up into next year and other elections

ah, perhaps instead of pumping millions into endless factional infighting Dem donors could invest in making local Dem organizations genuine civic spaces that can reach people during and between elections

If you don't think I want a Count Chocula Edgar alt right now, you're wild. That would rip hard. Boo Berry of St Traft??? Let's go

I was promised a spanking. It has yet to materialize.

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

His whole vibe since leaving office has been "you all though I wasn't shit and now look what did Adams do today??" And it would give toxic ex energy if he wasn't right

I will say this as I watch aew, whoever is picking the camera angles is making choices. I am almost always at the angle where I can see the hit not connect. I can see the kick hit air. It both takes me out and gives it a vibe of a less polished product which I do like

I mis-reported about a Fortnite/Harry Potter collab, when it turns out it was just a fan-made map. I apologize for not double-checking and for upsetting anyone; I've been too reactive and angry lately and that's not good for anyone.

Cuomo thinks that it's okay for him to laugh at a racist "joke" if the person cracking that "joke" hasn't endorsed him for mayor. This makes no fucking sense. Cuomo has no moral core and will throw any one of us under the bus if he thinks it'll help him. Please do not vote for this empty man.

Before I get ZA I wanted to actually finish Arceus. I am quickly realizing why I stopped playing this. I don't like not being able to put down the game without putting my switch to sleep. I'm not good at timing stuff like dodging in the noble battles. This isn't what pokemon is to me, you know?

the assumptions made about the target audience by making the first two items "OnlyFans' and 'child support' are kind of incredible