- laundered the reputations of accused rapist Andrew Tate, Nazi sympathizer Nick Fuentes, and Vladimir Putin - said that immigrants make the US “poorer and dirtier” - was literally FIRED from Fox News for being too racist So…no. You don’t “have to hand it to him.” For literally any reason.

Just to be clear, Tucker Carlson has: - repeatedly advocated for the racist Great Replacement Theory - called Iraqis “semi literate primitive monkeys” - said it’s ok for 27-year-olds to marry 16-year-olds - framed trans people as inherently violent - defended a man who killed a BLM protester

I’m saving screen shots of Trump saying he’s glad Robert Mueller is dead and throwing them in the face of anyone who calls me “ghoulish” or the like when the day we’re all looking forward to finally arrives and I post videos of people popping champagne.

Trilogy of terror. Mar 20 2018

Man, I wish I could teleport to a Waffle House

Behold, the dumbest news report ever. Reporter commits crimes blocking bike lane then complains nobody is using bike lane.

So hey, I wonder if any of the chuds who were making stickers of Biden saying “I did that” and pasting them all over gas pumps are also making even bigger Trump stickers for the same purpose.

Prediction: by the time this is over, there are going to be twice as many people owing abject apologies to Janet Mills as currently owe abject apologies to Conor Lamb.

Leopards, face, etc.

Cheers to everyone who delayed fossil fuel phaseout by saying "you can't switch off fossil fuels overnight" Because thanks to them everyone now has to face a situation where fossil fuels are switched off overnight 🙃🙃🙃

Ha ha, Timmy isn’t going to win #Oscars

Every single person who voted for Trump should be excoriated and shamed for the rest of their lives. They should never be able to wash this stain off.

If you stillsupport this guy at this point, the kindest thing I can say about you is that you really shouldn’t be talking about politics, ever. The less kind things I’ll keep to myself for now.

I confess, I’m taking satisfaction that the MAGA dumbasses who think it’s a point of honor to drive F-150s in an urban environment are going to be paying $300+ every time they fill the tanks of their emotional support vehicles. (And yeah, that also goes for urban F-150 owners who aren’t MAGA.)

Your periodic reminder that killing as many people as possible is a key feature of the Republican plan.

The problem is that the country is run by genuinely stupid people who want to kill as many people as possible.

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Trump in 2024: I am proud to be the only president in decades who did not start a new war. Everyone said "he's gonna start a new war."

The only thing more loathsome and infuriating than Democratic “leadership” is the people wringing their your hands and saying, “Well what do you expect them to do??!?”

This aged well. Note the author.

Bro is gonna be mayor for 9 terms

It is totally normal and healthy to have a conversation with your cat by asking the cat questions and then having your spouse answer in the voice of the cat, and I will die on this hill

What's more shocking than ICE's plan to cram as many 8,500 humans into massive, soul-crushing warehouses? Seeing the actual DHS floor plan that echoes slavery ships and history's worst gulags with no rec space but a gun range for guards My new column on the camps www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...

Alyssa Liu wins gold!!! Go Alyssa!!🏅

I almost hate to say I told you so, but…

Very sad about Frederick Wiseman. He leaves a staggering body of work.

As long as we’re talking about great underrated performances, btw, check out Jim Piddock in Best in Show. You know precisely what he’s thinking at every moment just by looking at him, even when he’s not saying a single word.

A reminder that when you start using their language, it means they’re winning. Please think about that next time you take it into your head to end a post with “Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

I just watched “A Simple Plan” again and it will never not bug me that Billy Bob Thornton didn’t win the Oscar for that role.

Call your MoC and tell them to vote no on the SAVE America Act (the bill is the exact opposite of that) at 202-224-3121. #HandsOffHerVote!

There’s not much I look forward to the way I look forward to the twilight of influencer culture

Ok, Dems — @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social for starters — your move now. Will you be as courageous and straight-talking as Governor Pritzker is here? Or will you keep going with your reconciliation BS?

Reminder: MAGA and the GOP want to kill as many people as possible. That’s not a side effect of their policies: it’s actually the policy.

"I am a children's entertainer who specializes in face painting," writes a woman now in hiding from the federal government for witnessing a state-sanctioned street execution

I once had a history teacher who said that Bull Connor did more for the civil rights movement than anyone else (a statement I just learned was also attributed to Jack Kennedy). May we honor Alex Pretti’s memory by making this a turning point.

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I’m always entertained that half the people who claim that “Mamdani” is too hard for them to remember and spell correctly are also huge Star Wars geeks and have no trouble whatsoever rattling off names like Din Djarin, Greef Karga, and Mon Mothma.

Excellent instructional video pass it on

I know I shouldn’t be reading them, but the Facebook comments on any story about Renee Good make me alternatively sick to my stomach and enraged. We live in a country largely populated by ignorant, cruel, and stupid people.

This thread captures why I am largely inclined to block doomerism on sight, especially if it shows up uninvited in my replies. If you need to assuage your guilt over your own inaction, that's fine, but don't pollute me with your despair as well.

YES!!!! Good job, everyone!!

Ok, so is MAGA now conceding that cars are deadly weapons? Great! Then they’ll get behind criminally charging every single person who kills someone with a car, right?

If there is no point why the hell are you here anyways? We are doomed? That makes life easy. Just drink yourself to death, play video games, and whatever. Going online and saying there is no hope is like running into a burning building to not help, but to tell people it's hopeless. Who does that?

I understand why some people don’t like Bluesky, and why some people still use Twitter/X but ultimately you gotta leave the site that is churning out unprecedented amounts of free, customized CSAM for its users. You gotta stop using Twitter now, guys. Sorry. It’s time.

I swear to Christ that if I see one single more person describe the kidnapping of Maduro as “a distraction” from anything, I’m going to tear my power cord out of the wall and go on a rampage

Chuck Schumer is unfit to lead the Senate Democrats.

Most of the derangement about Mamdani is for the obvious reasons but part of it is also that a surprising amount of people were committed to the Cuomo rehabilitation project because they hated the idea that anything could have consequences for men of the right class.

Those of you who think the NYT will fire David Brooks are far less cynical than I am.

Newsom openly praising Reagan still won't be enough for the Democratic centrists who keep telling me I'm not allowed to criticize him just in case he runs for President against someone worse.

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