I think there is a specific form of clinical sadism possessed by 80% of Costco shoppers wherein they derive intense pleasure from being in the fucking way and slowing everybody else around them down. The sick fucks.

Is there a single person out there who enjoys going to Costco?

I hate summer so much.

When I worked in Alberta, my manager at the time adopted a dog from "out east". Out East being Manitoba.

Jason Robertson, come play with your brother in Toronto. We can give you $5 mill a year and unlimited baconators from a Chayka owned Wendy's franchise.

“I wouldn’t play for you if you paid me $120 million dollars” is tough to come back from

Umm. I don't even know what to write for the ALT text

As if I couldn't hate the Panthers more.

Been a miserable few weeks in the old homestead here. @thatalaina.bsky.social has been sick (still not healthy), I had a mystery full body rash (thankfully now cleared up with meds), and now I'M sick.

It's a great day to be a hater.

Whenever I sing along with Nirvana in the car I always sound like Roz from Monsters Inc.

Personal Jesus, take the wheel.

Two things can be true: - Mitch Marner is an incredible player. - He didn't play up to his potential when it mattered for 9 years in Toronto. I wish we had this version for even one of the 11 playoff series I watched when he played for Toronto.

The new Lego Batman game is great.

😭

Go Charge Go

incredible jersey

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

what if we kissed at the secret bench of knowledge

Only the Leafs could potentially wrap up their GM search by hiring a guy who was fired by his last team for trying to leave while also costing them two draft pics by cheating. But don't worry, they're going to also hire a guy who has zero experience in management to work with him in Mats Sundin.

What is it with the NHL and always scheduling the Sens for afternoon games?

Trust me, on a nice day, when you live in a condo community, no one wants to hear your shitty music on your Bluetooth speaker. Put your fucking headphones on.

I'm getting real tired of media released in the 90s celebrating their 30+ year anniversary. It's offensive to me that Offspring's SMASH is 32 years old. Don't they realize I was born in 1984 and am but a child?

First tattoo.

Split Fiction might be one of the best games I've ever played.

Went to Leafs/Sens tonight in Toronto. Absolutely dreadful effort from the Leafs. However, I did add another jersey to my collection. Practice worn jersey by Leafs legend Jani Hakanpää.

had sugo for lunch

Off to Toronto.

I absolutely NEED Sweden to knock the US out of the Olympics in men's hockey.

6 more days of work until 2 week vacation. I can't remember a time where I feel like I've needed a vacation more.

cc: @akakemperb.bsky.social Even this guy's blurbs are just him referencing other things.

let's go willy

Looking forward to my trip to Toronto on the 28th for Leafs v. Sens at the SBA. The following day is for the HHOF and as many bookstores as I can possibly visit before heading back to Ottawa.

The drone shots during the downhill skiing events are so damn cool.

I love Swiss Chalet as much as the next guy, but I can't imagine getting together with my friends and ordering 1/4 chicken dinners for the Superbowl.

The new voice of Kermit on The Muppet Show is so distractingly terrible. Show is good though.

“This is a groin pull, the likes you've never seen in your whole life.”

why can't people just watch sports

I literally cannot think of a more boring double bill than The Guess Who and The Sheepdogs.

One day you're a young man, the next you're singing along to Celine Dion in a Food Basics.

I was playing Metroid Prime 4 over the weekend and during a particularly difficult boss fight, I literally said out loud, "there are too many buttons!" So that's where I am with that game. Also, no, there are not too many buttons. I am just uncoordinated.

Christmas is always my favorite time of year, but I'm really struggling this time around. Not exactly cranky or sad - just a flatline, really. Can't get into it. That said, I have a roof over my head and food in my fridge. So, how much complaining can I really do here?

A reminder: Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah and Madonna's Holiday are not Christmas songs.

Woll robs Wood twice back-to-back after the Leafs tie the game

Cats should live forever.

My cat passed away. Straight up having a bad time. Consistent sleep would be nice.

Can't come into work today, i sustained a football injury last night (the ball of my foot is sore)

I'm over at POST Wrestling today with a new review. Loved this one.

Excellent.