When someone crosses the floor in parliament the gaining party should have to line up on their side of the house, hand in hand, singing "Red rover red rover, send Chris d'Entremont over" #cdnpoli

Sometimes you just need to listen to Chilliwack and scream that one part at the top of your lungs, coworkers be damned.

Is there a craft or hobby that you know you could never get into because of some name or terminology used within it? Does this sound insane? For me it's the liquid clay in ceramics being called slip. E.g. to pour the slip into the mould. It makes me want to gag.

Who doesn't love hearing their husbands voice crack as he screams in joy the name of another man. Anyways, happy start of hockey season to all who observe.

Let's be perfectly clear. Kimmel didn't say anything about Kirk other than he was murdered. Kimmel was silenced for commenting on Trump's comments on Kirk's death and how disgusting THEY were. And if the media could fucking say that I would be really appreciate it.

It's window shopping the L.L.Bean ads on my FB and insta feeds season.

This year has and continues to beat the ever living fuck out of me and if it could kindly stop I would greatly appreciate it.

I'm going to say it here. Adam Lambert is a TERRIBLE Judas in Jesus Christ Super Star. He might have the voice, but he has absolutely no grasp of the character, the story, or what the musical is trying to portray, and I'm absolutely going to let this ruin my weekend.

You know most millennials can't get through a day without quoting the Simpsons at least once. Me? The Weekenders. A cartoon I was definitely too old to be watching.

I just saw a book called Of Monsters and Mainframes and my first thought was "is this book about ReBoot?" I'm a very tired millennial. 🫩

🎶I don't wanna work • I just wanna play on my phone all day🎶

I am forever grateful that I was lucky to be born into a stable loving family in Canada. I recognize the great privilege this has given me in life. Happy Canada Day everyone. Let us strive to forever do better in everything we do.

living my best DINK life today: Farmers Market Used Book Store Local garden centre Pokemon Go The Last Unicorn Nap Millenial or toddler? We'll never know.

Teams is just millennials forcing everyone to go back to MSN Messenger days whether they like it or not. Maybe we orchestrated the entire pandemic just to get back to being able to chat online all day again. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW

If Panthers hockey is what wins the cup, I don't think I want to watch NHL hockey anymore.

It amazes me how many, mostly young, Americans are out here on social media talking about how cooked their country is because of AI and the current admin. Like children your country has been cooked for AWHILE. You have for-profit prison systems that keeps people incarcerated for slave labour!

One of my favourite things, when you are looking up a celebrity on Wikipedia, they will always include which football team they support. Absolutely delightful.

If you don't have full, exclusively gif, conversations on the main channels on teams that every member of your workplace organization can see, are you even a millennial?

I watch the candidate presentations at work the same way I watch French programming. Maybe I'll learn some French (molecular and biochemical sciences) while everything washes over me.

Copilot fully taking over the Office 365 homepage is the only thing that made me start using SharePoint.

How do I explain to a cat who is absolutely spoiled rotten that I can't open the door for her to bask in the sun because the air quality is atrocious? Please someone, she won't stop yelling at me 😭 she's so mean.

A few months ago, quite awhile really, Tim Hortons changed the everything bagel, and for this I will never forgive them. I mean I'm still going to go there almost every morning because it's more convenient than making my own tea. But Ugh that bagel is such a mess to eat now.

My brain is doing some absolutely wild shit to keep me from sleeping right now and quite frankly .. rude.

to the tune of Pink Pony Club

As an elder millenial who was raised by chatrooms and messengers, I hate this rise in having to do a soft opening on messages on Teams or email. Is just straight up asking a question really that offensive? Why do I have to say Hi, hope you're doing well. Why xyz. I don't even do that in person!

There is way too much basketball on my feed, what the hell have I done.

Gavin Rossdale up on stage bopping around like it's still 1995. The man is about to be 60. I've never felt so out of shape and decrepit in my life. Great show. BushX still rocks.

You're a smidge late on this one there SkipTheDishes

I saw a tiktoker yesterday say they got a measurement wrong because they asked ChatGPT the dimensions of home Depot totes and like ... Why the fuck would you do that?

This Avs Stars game is bonkers. I love it when one stat beats another stat. Sure 76% of teams who score first win their game 7, but the Avs have also lost their last 7 game 7s and Stars coach DeBoer has never lost a game 7. Welcome to the 24% I guess Colorado lol

I really want to be an active member of my community. Volunteer and fundraise and all that jazz. But also, I hate basically 99% of people so this is going to be difficult to figure out.

“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?” - A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic

I feel like there has been a 30 minute long roll of thunder and it's really starting to freak me out. Wtf is this storm

So. That was the best and worst election.

Anyone else feel like we elected a Joe Clark era PC Prime Minister. Like pre Manning, pre Harper.

"Only we may threaten Canadian sovereignty" - the Quebecois probably

I'm relieved, but also heartbroken for the NDP. They did such amazing work in the last parliament. I was honestly hoping for another strong Liberal Minority with NDP support.

"Hey Ladies! Hey Fellas! And the people that don't give a fuck!" -Fred Durst, trans ally since 2000

Y'all notice it's all the data collecting and analysis parts of the American govt being dismantled. Gee I wonder why that could be. 🤔🧐🫩

Google doctor just making it abundantly clear I shouldn't be listening to it when it tells me to cut out literally all the good food and leaves me with food for rabbits. Literally grains, seeds, and leafy greens, and especially carrots. SIR I AM NOT A BUNBUN. I NEED STEAK IN MY LIFE 😭

The use of a Mötley Crüe song for the opening of the first Battle of Ontario in 21 years is the most offensive thing that has ever happened. #BattleofOntario #GoSensGo

Just saw an ad for the Conservatives featuring Harper saying he got Canada through the 2008 financial crisis. Conveniently leaving out that it was actually his appointment of MARK CARNEY to the Bank of Canada that got us through the financial crisis!!!

The Pitt is such an amazing show. But holy fuck would I love to stop crying every episode.

2025 - the year winter just refused to die. But I think I'll take a longer winter over living where there are brain eating amoeba in the swimming holes.

Watching A Storied Life of AJ Fikry. Good cast, looks fabulous. The novel it's based on is loosely based on Silas Marner. But holy lord is this movie a case study on bad editing and pacing. It could have been a decent movie is just a high budget hallmark movie.

I can't watch hockey on TV. Not because of the hockey. But because the term sports book is like nails on a chalkboard to me and it's said approximately 5 million times throughout the broadcast.

Ya know what I've noticed? People who are super woowoo and very "oh ya I'm an empath" are never, ever, actually empathetic... Towards anyone. Ever. I sometimes think they may be confused with being a psychic, because they are also always delulu

Ottawa ... Why won't it stop snowing? Like every day this week? Why. And then an ice storm is coming? No thank you. Please don't. Why .. why?

Really didn't think I'd have to wait til I was in my 40s to see all my favourite bands from my teens, yet here we are. Missing Limp Bizkit because $$, but seeing SOAD for a second time, and Deftones and hopefully Korn for the first time. NIN sold out before we could get tix. Same probs dif decade

Anyone else listening to A LOT of Tragically Hip lately? I don't know if it's nostalgia, missing people like Gord in society, or how the last vestiges of patriotism are sneaking out.