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Anyone have any tips or tricks to ease a lingering dry hacking cough? Got an xray- all clear. Got an inhaler - doesn't seem to be helping. I'm dyyyiiiiing.

I never had to read Romeo and Juliet in school, and this is basically the only adaptation I've seen outside of children's shows.

If you ever want to mess with a Canadian tell them Don Cherry is Eagle-Eye Cherry's dad.

Post barely remembered book covers from your childhood.

Today I learned that the song XO is not, in fact, a John Mayer original. It also answers a lot of questions.

This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.

If I eat nothing but toasted English muffins with peanut butter and a cup of tea for the rest of my life how long before I die of malnutrition 🤔

I can't believe Pizzaballa is a real Italian surname.

New cat update: The last 72 hours have been huge. She's out of her hiding spots a ton. She slept at the end of our bed last night. She is playing and exploring. It has been really heart warming to watch her come out of her shell. Here is much less frightened Willow

I got a small amount of glee when I'm busy sending my friend videos on one app and I'm getting notifications from another app that they're liking the ones I sent them there THEY CAN NEVER ESCAPE ME

When the play by play guy talks about Bussi's wide open 5 hole

When it feels like everything is going to shit and out of your control, it's time to listen to 20+ y/o Bloodhound Gang albums. Jimmy Pop will fix everything.

On Tuesday we brought a new cat home. It has been a very difficult 3 days. She is extremely shy and scared. We think we are making progress, then we realize we were probably just stressing her out more. Tonight has been the hardest, but I think we're still doing ok. She who has yet to be named

Hearing the term quarter backing used in Hockey has to be my biggest ick right now. I hate it so bad. Usually if I hear it during NHl games I just leave the room. What am I supposed to do during Women's Olympic Hockey?! WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS? TO ME? SPECIFICALLY!

You know all the people complaining about not understanding the halftime show are the same people who RUN to the dance floor at every wedding for the Macarena.

Why do Americans say mullet weird? Stop it. Weirdos.

Ok like I get that what the Tkachuks said about girls using their hockey nicknames was gross to them was not taken well, but do y'all not understand that Brady isn't his team nickname? It's Chucky. Calling him Braeden instead of Brady is literally nothing? Hi I'm like 5 months late to everything.

Hello 2026. Nice to meet you. You best be on your best behaviour. We don't need a repeat of your brother 2025.

Why is everyone mad at Pantone for making a pretty clear point. Pantone *waves wildly at all the bullshit of the last year* "Nah this is what you get assholes, live with it"

Happy turkey dinner for lunch on a Thursday day to my American friends. Please explain the dish with the marshmallows

it’s not a phase

Can anyone confirm if Carney has been taking meetings with William Nylander? Cuz this is really giving "it's only three games, what's the big deal" energy

This post backfired. My cat passed away last weekend. So for those keeping score so far this year it's been my Dad, my car, and now my cat. Please let this year just end.

When someone crosses the floor in parliament the gaining party should have to line up on their side of the house, hand in hand, singing "Red rover red rover, send Chris d'Entremont over" #cdnpoli

Sometimes you just need to listen to Chilliwack and scream that one part at the top of your lungs, coworkers be damned.

Is there a craft or hobby that you know you could never get into because of some name or terminology used within it? Does this sound insane? For me it's the liquid clay in ceramics being called slip. E.g. to pour the slip into the mould. It makes me want to gag.

Who doesn't love hearing their husbands voice crack as he screams in joy the name of another man. Anyways, happy start of hockey season to all who observe.

Let's be perfectly clear. Kimmel didn't say anything about Kirk other than he was murdered. Kimmel was silenced for commenting on Trump's comments on Kirk's death and how disgusting THEY were. And if the media could fucking say that I would be really appreciate it.

It's window shopping the L.L.Bean ads on my FB and insta feeds season.

This year has and continues to beat the ever living fuck out of me and if it could kindly stop I would greatly appreciate it.

I'm going to say it here. Adam Lambert is a TERRIBLE Judas in Jesus Christ Super Star. He might have the voice, but he has absolutely no grasp of the character, the story, or what the musical is trying to portray, and I'm absolutely going to let this ruin my weekend.

You know most millennials can't get through a day without quoting the Simpsons at least once. Me? The Weekenders. A cartoon I was definitely too old to be watching.

I just saw a book called Of Monsters and Mainframes and my first thought was "is this book about ReBoot?" I'm a very tired millennial. 🫩

🎶I don't wanna work • I just wanna play on my phone all day🎶

I am forever grateful that I was lucky to be born into a stable loving family in Canada. I recognize the great privilege this has given me in life. Happy Canada Day everyone. Let us strive to forever do better in everything we do.

living my best DINK life today: Farmers Market Used Book Store Local garden centre Pokemon Go The Last Unicorn Nap Millenial or toddler? We'll never know.

Teams is just millennials forcing everyone to go back to MSN Messenger days whether they like it or not. Maybe we orchestrated the entire pandemic just to get back to being able to chat online all day again. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW

If Panthers hockey is what wins the cup, I don't think I want to watch NHL hockey anymore.

It amazes me how many, mostly young, Americans are out here on social media talking about how cooked their country is because of AI and the current admin. Like children your country has been cooked for AWHILE. You have for-profit prison systems that keeps people incarcerated for slave labour!

One of my favourite things, when you are looking up a celebrity on Wikipedia, they will always include which football team they support. Absolutely delightful.

If you don't have full, exclusively gif, conversations on the main channels on teams that every member of your workplace organization can see, are you even a millennial?

I watch the candidate presentations at work the same way I watch French programming. Maybe I'll learn some French (molecular and biochemical sciences) while everything washes over me.

Copilot fully taking over the Office 365 homepage is the only thing that made me start using SharePoint.

How do I explain to a cat who is absolutely spoiled rotten that I can't open the door for her to bask in the sun because the air quality is atrocious? Please someone, she won't stop yelling at me 😭 she's so mean.

A few months ago, quite awhile really, Tim Hortons changed the everything bagel, and for this I will never forgive them. I mean I'm still going to go there almost every morning because it's more convenient than making my own tea. But Ugh that bagel is such a mess to eat now.

My brain is doing some absolutely wild shit to keep me from sleeping right now and quite frankly .. rude.

to the tune of Pink Pony Club

As an elder millenial who was raised by chatrooms and messengers, I hate this rise in having to do a soft opening on messages on Teams or email. Is just straight up asking a question really that offensive? Why do I have to say Hi, hope you're doing well. Why xyz. I don't even do that in person!

There is way too much basketball on my feed, what the hell have I done.