I have tricked Spotify into thinking I'm a teenager...

Another year of @whmpodcast.bsky.social topping my Spotify warp up.

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

Rocket & Hobbes are seeing it snow for the first time. #cat

If you're lucky enough to have Wake Up Dead Man playing near you, check it out in the theater before it hits Netflix. Another fun & twisty whodunit from Rian Johnson with a great cast. More Benoit Blanc myteries, please. 🕵‍♂️

More proof that we live in hell.

A movie that takes place where you're from.

The orange vandal who lives in my house has destroyed 3 rolls of toilet paper this week so extreme measures had to be taken. #cat #orangecat

"A young James Bond, wearing a tuxedo, walks into the bar of a fancy casino and orders a martini, shaken, not stirred." Fixed it for you. Pay me, and I'll write the rest of the script.

I hope when I eventually end up in a Trump concentration camp, that Chuck Schumer is chained up next to me just so I can punch him right in the fucking mouth.

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

Nobody in American politics hates their own voters more than the Democratic Party

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Since a jury this week correctly determined that distributing sandwiches is not a crime, federal agents are now advised that we will be delivering their orders "in a kinetically enhanced fashion" at all our locations. Please continue to eat my ass.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

I'm shocked that one of these evil old fucks finally died. Rest in piss.

Christmas?!? In this economy? I think not...

My official spooky season viewing list in order of how much I liked them. It's a mix of new-to-me and rewatches. I blame the real stinkers on @whmpodcast.bsky.social. (Especially Leprechaun: In the Hood which had no competition for last place.)

I'm multi-tasking on Halloween by watching @whmpodcast.bsky.social's Scaredy Cat episode about Barbarian while rewatching Barbarian. 🎃

It's Rocket's first Halloween and my first one with a black cat. We're both very excited. Happy Halloween everybody!👻💀👹🧟‍♂️🎃 #Halloween #cat #blackcat

It's Devil's Night—OUR NEW FAVORITE HOLIDAY—and while we've released all our Shocktober shows this month, we want to make sure you're set with spooktacular holiday playlists, so head to the 🔗 in bio now to check out lists (both Patreon AND Free Feed) featuring some of our favorite Halloween content!

You gotta do it!!

I have a very bad feeling about this...

I never thought living in a rapidly deteriorating societal death spiral would be this fucking stupid. Eat whatever

Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future. (I'm getting very close to achieving it.)

One of my favorite parts of the Halloween season is the We Hate Movies gang doing their annual Spooktacular. Check it out if you like scary movies, jokes, and profanity.

I've been on a real viewing heater since last weekend. One Battle After Another, the final eps of Andor, and Weapons. It's almost too much high quality to take in. Better watch something shitty to lower the average.

Even a cursed land gets a few rays of light now and then...

While I wash out the cat food bowls, poor Hobbes is forced to eat off a paper plate. Like an animal! #caturday

Tip likes to cast a Batman shadow to scare off criminals. #caturday

It's the most wonderful time of the year! The Spooktacular is finally starting!!👻💀👹👺

A date which will live in infamy...

I need to see some social media posts from rubes crying because they thought they were getting Raptured and gave all their shit away. Or maybe they gave their phones and laptops away so that's why I'm not sering them?

The craziest person I know of in my neighborhood is a woman who is insanely paranoid and is convinced that there's a conspiracy against her. Just saw her out in her yard with a gun on her hip that she is legally allowed to carry in this state. This will end well....

The only real joy I feel these days is when a meeting gets cancelled.

There was an awful lot of traffic on the way into work. Either the Rapture hasn't happened yet, or God decided that none of us are worth taking.

Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away https://theonion.com/fearful-americans-stockpiling-facts-before-federal-gove-1819579589/

How do you answer your phone?

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…

Now that's the kind of party I'm looking for!!

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

Share one of your favorite moments from a comic book film or TV show.

Just came up with a great new nickname for Hobbes.... Hobbenero!!

Jerry Jones is my favorite shitty old rich man because the only thing he ruins is the Dallas Cowboys.

Goddamn it. I'm a huge Shane Black fan, but we alread had to endure Mark Wahlberg fucking up Spenser. Now he's doing Parker?

Teddy has passed on to the clearing at the end of the path. When he was a very small stray kitten, I saw him chasing fireflies in the backyard, and it looked like he was dancing with them. That's just one of the many great memories I have of him. Sleep well, buddy.

Feeling down, drinking alone in ur living room? Drink alone at a bar instead, surrounded by ppl having a better time than you. Sure it’s 2x as expensive, but at least you might die on your way home. Swerve into arbys right before you find the bridge abutment you were meant to splatter against.

Post your dream ride.