KemperB
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I used to read and review books. Now I just stare at the wall. I also hate leaf blowers.
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The problem with rich people going to space is that they keep coming back.
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My ancestral peeps. Wish I was there.
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4 days ago
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Having a whiskey sour at Harry's Country Club. Will I drink 8 like Rick Dalton? We'll see....
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Thinking a lot about Inglorious Basterds lately for some reason...
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A large part of my family tree immigrated to America from Denmark in the early 1900s. Right about now, I'd really like to return there.
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Ken Tremendous
8 days ago
Every once in a while I remember that when Vic Mackey from “The Shield” (2002-08) has nowhere left to turn — when he has murdered other cops in cold blood and is guilty of extortion and stealing millions in drug money and the walls are closing in — he escapes punishment by getting a job with ICE.
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Scott Adams died? RIP. (Rest In Piss).
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The Tennessee Holler
13 days ago
Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸
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January 7, 2026.
14 days ago
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Yep.
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15 days ago
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The Onion
16 days ago
Publishers Break Down Door As George R.R. Martin Escapes Through Bathroom Window
https://theonion.com/publishers-break-down-door-as-george-r-r-martin-escapes-through-bathroom-window/
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Share your mood for the weekend!
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18 days ago
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We couldn't even get 3 days into 2026 without the Orange Pedophile pulling more illegal and awful bullshit.
18 days ago
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I'll be howling forever!!
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20 days ago
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One of the few nice things of 2025 was a bunch of new-to-me movies I really enjoyed. Here's my Top 12.
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Trying to party like rockstars on New Year's Eve, but Hobbes is a lightweight.
21 days ago
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Mike Drucker
21 days ago
Can’t see what could go wrong with the chatbot that tells people to kill themselves also pushing DraftKings
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The energy I'm bringing to 2026.
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22 days ago
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I was meeting friends at a bar & grill. Morgan Fairchild turned around and looked right at me when I walked in. I didn't recognize her but thought she looked familiar. Had a few awkward seconds trying to place her, then just sat down. The waiter told us later who she was.
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22 days ago
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Describe your bluesky account in a single image.
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25 days ago
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Rocket & Hobbes relaxing after a long session of wrestling and playing.
#caturday
25 days ago
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What random joke in a movie makes you crack up every single time you watch it?
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26 days ago
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I had a real Kansas City lunch today. Leftover BBQ brisket & burnt ends with two pickles.
26 days ago
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Santa brought me physical media for Xmas.
27 days ago
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Happy Festivus everyone. I think The Airing of Grievances is gonna take a while this year.
29 days ago
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about 1 month ago
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One of the few uplifting moments of this dogshit year is seeing an unqualified rich loudmouth asshole get his jaw broken after talking endless amounts of shit. We need a lot more of that energy in 2026.
about 1 month ago
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
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about 1 month ago
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Ah damn. I watched a lot of Buck Rogers in my youth. Even got some toys still in the archives. RIP Gil.
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about 1 month ago
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Going into 2026 like...
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about 1 month ago
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Really enjoyed the Alien: Earth first season. Not at all what I expected, and I can't wait to see where it goes from there. Loved the needle drops at the conclusion of every episode. Plus, robot Olyphant!!
about 1 month ago
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What actor's facial expression in a movie/TV show will stay with you for the rest of your life?
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about 1 month ago
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Lyz
about 1 month ago
My hero of 2025
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about 1 month ago
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Come on, Train Dreams! We're better than Florida at the very least...
about 2 months ago
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Real name: Tip Nicknames: Tippy Tippy-Too Tip-Tip Auntie Tip Bitchy Bitcherson
#cat
#caturday
about 2 months ago
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Real name: Rocket Nicknames: Rockey The Rocketeer Lil' Bud Tripping Hazzard
#caturday
#cat
#blackcat
about 2 months ago
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Real name: Hobbes Nicknames: Hobbey Hobbsey Hobbenero The Orange Whip
#caturday
#cat
about 2 months ago
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Holy shit!! Park Chan-wook made an adaptation of Donald Westlake's The Ax?!? Why wasn't I told about this sooner?!?
youtu.be/HKZpuG_ezvY?...
about 2 months ago
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I have tricked Spotify into thinking I'm a teenager...
about 2 months ago
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Another year of
@whmpodcast.bsky.social
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about 2 months ago
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Smooth Dunk
about 2 months ago
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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Rocket & Hobbes are seeing it snow for the first time.
#cat
about 2 months ago
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If you're lucky enough to have Wake Up Dead Man playing near you, check it out in the theater before it hits Netflix. Another fun & twisty whodunit from Rian Johnson with a great cast. More Benoit Blanc myteries, please. 🕵♂️
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about 2 months ago
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More proof that we live in hell.
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about 2 months ago
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A movie that takes place where you're from.
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about 2 months ago
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The orange vandal who lives in my house has destroyed 3 rolls of toilet paper this week so extreme measures had to be taken.
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2 months ago
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"A young James Bond, wearing a tuxedo, walks into the bar of a fancy casino and orders a martini, shaken, not stirred." Fixed it for you. Pay me, and I'll write the rest of the script.
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2 months ago
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I hope when I eventually end up in a Trump concentration camp, that Chuck Schumer is chained up next to me just so I can punch him right in the fucking mouth.
2 months ago
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The Onion
2 months ago
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
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Adam Serwer
10 months ago
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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