Hello Bluesky, thank you for having me - I will be here for the foreseeable future!

Poking my head in to observe the two consecutive Piglesias crashouts. How wonderful!

Imagine: modern science lets you find your statistical soulmate, and unfortunately, you and your partner aren't each other's true love. You amicably break things off in pursuit of the one - each find them - you enjoy unconditional love from a perfect spouse. And then you cheat on them with your ex

Weeping at what they did to my poor boy

Wes Streeting looked at the past week's headlines and decided now was a great time to make people hate you for denying them healthcare

Saw the Illinois flag redesign. Never going to believe anyone who says Chicago is America's second city, what kind of metropolis can't even rustle up ten graphic designers

Incredibly funny bit this site came up with where they disincentivised quote dunks by expanding block functionality, but then also designed the following tab so that replies don't show up, allowing the wretched quote format another niche in which to prosper

Did absolutely everything he could to appease Israel and still got shafted for it. They're calling him Brandon al-Assad

Today is FOLLOW FRIDAY. We have @wramented.bsky.social @leninregimer.bsky.social Others, I'm sure, are soon to follow. Good evening

Bloodless panopticist shocked at public reaction to his Gestapo informant campaign against beloved folk hero

the squirrel from ice age had hitlerian tendencies even if he was not necessarily on the same moral level as hitler. we know this as "the banality of evil

More like Yoon Shit Seol

It's an expression of pain.

Fascist equivalent of the Leningrad Symphony: a man crawling through the rubble of his city in the midst of an Allied bombing run so he can scream at waitstaff for failing to give him lemon with his schnitzel

I may have to admit there's something to the bizarre anti-dunk system. It forces you to plot. To consider. To analyse. It makes schemes so much More

Genocide Joe cracking out one last sieg heil in the ninth minute of extra time. Entirely for the love of the game. Pure class 👏

The Immortal Chairman is on here?

House Corrino ruled for 10,000 years before almost being overthrown because like one guy rediscovered the concepts of "public relations" and "professional armies"

Leftcom SHOCKS Third Worldist sect with FLAWLESS recitation of J. Sakai crackerjack box passage

When I'm in a popularity contest and my opponent is a popularist

Militiacels love to be like "uoooh mercenaries are disloyal! they only want money, they'll betray you if you don't pay them" well just pay them then??? Doesn't seem hard

John Calvin comes up with most unpleasant theology of all time, accidentally invents wokeness

i hate when ppl make “vore” furry art where one “OC” swallows another whole. cannibalism is about butchering and cooking! where is the blood! where is the horror of the slaughter mixed equally with the love of a home-cooked meal!

Saw Gladiator 2. This is the most progressive man in world history, the weltgeist incarnate, and you must all kneel before him. Great work bossman

Another heater, god bless Big Nate

You can tell when you're in a true cosmopolitan world-city because the residents constantly bitch about it. Gushing about how much you love your underrated gem of a hometown - that's for second-string cities. You can see a similar effect happening for Twitter vs Bluesky

"Thanks to the cynicism of people like myself, who tout Biden's limited restoration of aid while ignoring his complicity in the slaughter of Gaza, Trump is likely to make things even worse" - a rare moment of introspection from a Biden ultra!

Found a feed that fixes it!! bsky.app/profile/did:...

PSA: by default bluesky hides "rude" and "extremist" posts, you need to go to settings -> moderation -> Advanced/Bluesky Moderation Service to see these posts

Sup people, I made a starter pack for people that I recognized from left twitter. go.bsky.app/L3YkQLu Repost + dm me if you want to be added!

YOU WANT THE BLACK SUN? YOU'RE ALREADY LIVING UNDER IT!

You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James

Centurion, this malformed quasi-eunuch has violated the fire protection ordinances. Throw him off the Saxum Tarpeium

Getting withdrawal symptoms but for quote dunking

The Roundhead fandom is dying. Share if you still support our boys in the New Model Army 🙏

Getting tortured by the Secret Police: horrible, lifelong trauma, though they could not crack me they have left me broken in ways I may never fully understand. At night I dream of the cells Getting tortured by the Mukhabarat: o-ho! What a delight! Your cigarettes have a lovely Oriental twang

“Oh I support a united Pan-Hellenic League, it’s just that the leading Polis has to be Athens, the Archon has to be Athenian, all institutions are centered in Athens, and the highest ranking positions including Strategoi are held by Athenians.”

Would never want to live under a federation but I do sometimes appreciate reading about them from afar. Political system designed to create the absolute dumbest electorates of all time, like when Kansas almost elected a quack who only ran because he was getting sued for killing his patients

Sorry, Caucasia. I know it's been the Armenian Bolshevik power hour over here. But people are leaving Anatolia and it's time to get Young Turked up by true Ottoman Patriots 🫡🇹🇷

i was a formerly gifted kid so i think i just about inderstand

If I was to die an early death, I pray that my fiancée would remarry with Elon Musk. She deserves to be cared for and looked after and bred by strong stock

Incredible things would be happening in China

You know what this place is missing? Someone to defend Musk

if you are a stupid ass reddit poster from fucking reddit me and my crazy friends will put you in a head lock

This one's for you @slammer.bsky.social

In 2002, the US Army killed a Giant in the vicinity of Kandahar, Afghanistan. The experience left them shaken and disturbed, which is why they subsequently switched to killing Cardinals instead