Donald Trump? The host of NBC's The Apprentice?

I de facto win ever future encounter because I've cultivated a staggering amount of self-righteousness in the past two days.

I think shame campaigning only works if you can make people feel they get to shame others for not endorsing the same ideas, not if you make them feel shame themselves.

Wow. Really makes you think

I assume if you're a bad artist arguing online that you're also wrong.

We demand Will Stancil go through his post history and do this

You have to always maintain a more prominent interest in politics ahead of just anger over politics or you'll become a kind of useless incurious hothead unable to parse anything you read

There's funnily enough a lot of this platform that reminds me of the Truth Social crowd, the format of posts that get pushed up can be very similar.

under socialism you will be paid $38 per hour to masturbate while on stimulants, as well as medical/dental coverage and very ample opportunities for workplace advancement

Try as I might I worry I'm not self-righteous enough to meaningfully contribute to the high caliber of targeted harassment BlueSky is known for. I will attempt to broaden my ego

what if I did a version of this as a cis woman but for trans lesbians

and then didn't

Your Hecking Epic WWII Ice Cream Ship, sir

Attention: I will be posting on here more often

I think the Democratic Party should turn over a new populist leaf by promising to put the entire staff of the New York Times in stocks

Immediately following this I became harrowingly ill and had nothing to do but writhe in bed for 2 months. Obviously this was Twitter cursing me for daring to aspire to productivity

Hello Bluesky, thank you for having me - I will be here for the foreseeable future!

I've put a screen time restriction on Twitter for the new year, which is great news for my activity here <3

Imagine: modern science lets you find your statistical soulmate, and unfortunately, you and your partner aren't each other's true love. You amicably break things off in pursuit of the one - each find them - you enjoy unconditional love from a perfect spouse. And then you cheat on them with your ex

Manul morning.

I'd never do this (fatass)

the success of this platform hinges on will stancil sacrificing himself to kickstart the online harassment ecosystem

Scrapping the bottom of my already too shallow mind to concoct yet another persona for deployment on this place, knowing each generation more feeble and lackluster than the last

Today is FOLLOW FRIDAY. We have @wramented.bsky.social @leninregimer.bsky.social Others, I'm sure, are soon to follow. Good evening

I’ve not read theory because I’m more of a do-er (stealing from self checkout)

This is the standard for great beauty in the local culture, I’ve been assured

I think there is grand potential here

Considering cultivating a completely different persona here that is more violent/sexy and profitable than any before.

Considering inventing a new, correct gender.

You can tell when you're in a true cosmopolitan world-city because the residents constantly bitch about it. Gushing about how much you love your underrated gem of a hometown - that's for second-string cities. You can see a similar effect happening for Twitter vs Bluesky

This is a love story

I can’t turn on notifications for select people here. My devotional nature, thwarted

I should not be here. I should be preparing some manner of soup in a large caldron for the worker’s dinner.

Getting tortured by the Secret Police: horrible, lifelong trauma, though they could not crack me they have left me broken in ways I may never fully understand. At night I dream of the cells Getting tortured by the Mukhabarat: o-ho! What a delight! Your cigarettes have a lovely Oriental twang

Drunk in New Orleans, no data, going to navigate to the safety of some slightly lost hotel room with my immaculate superior intuition. Who knows when this will post, just scribbling it on a note and tossing it into the electronic sea

Something delightfully reminiscent about the finite scrolling here from less use. Oh, that’s it I’ve caught up on all the posts those I follow have made. Finished, time to move along

I need people to be identical to their twitter profiles here. How am I to recognize anyone, by what name? Your un is a vague pattered form I’ve never converted into language, an extension of the blobish colors I associate with your profile photo…

Must come up with new and more shocking crankish beliefs to slather this website with

I believe the key to a full Bluesky success is to invent a new kind of pornography that is exclusive to this place.

We’ve not seen this particular variety of embarrassing lib headlines since Clinton was running. Really a testament to how demotivating Biden has been

There’s no way to turn notifications on for particular people? Very much goes against my overly devoted style