Me thinks little Billie is worried that grok is going to take over pop music. Mayhaps you should be begging Elon musk to breed you so you don’t have to be homeless once human made music becomes obsolete Billie.

In the future car rentals will no longer exist. You will be able to air travel internationally in the comfort of your own car, and drive off the plane in style upon arrival. No more sweaty sprints through airports for layovers! I love this

The way all of you crusty ass millennials read the magazine it should be called unc vogue not teen vogue

Rest in peace Dick Cheney. And shame on the leftist blue checks trying to profit on x.com by posting cheap jokes making light of his death to farm engagement. We’ve made a memecoin in his honor so he will live on forever in the blockchain.

You could never make nightmare on elm street in 2025. Teens have adderall, geek bars, circadian rhythm disorders from blue light screens, and Celsius to stay awake 24/7. Freddie Krueger wouldn’t have a chance.

Imagine being his roommate in college. Speaking to him for hours about technology and science while experimenting with drugs. Undoubtedly he’d have sex with your crush, but rather than jealousy you feel happiness. Happiness that this young genius got to experience pleasure.

In the near future, titans of industry like Mr. Musk will be able to implant artificial uteruses in their bodies to carry their own pregnancies to term. The baby will likely be stronger than if it were carried by womenstock since it will be exposed directly to Elon’s cells and testosterone.

I have a Norwood pubic hair styling. It’s the opposite of a happy trail. Bald in the center under the belly button and massive bush to each side.

Can someone please interact with me

Can we stop with all the “no kings” talk and get back to Jo king on here?

Please stop deadnaming the site. It’s called X now. You’re disparaging all of Elon’s hard work to upgrade the platform.

Pro-tip: that hard to get into brunch spot is open today #NoKings

In my group chat discussing supplement stacks that will have you wet dreaming like you’re 13 again.

Just because it’s Saturday doesn’t give you an excuse to stop grinding!

nsane that Elon could have just retired on a private island at 30 and walked into the sunset Instead he chose to build the technological infrastructure of the future for fun, save civilization as a side quest, and make half a trillion for the lols

Bill Ackman liked my post 😀 on X. Is he on blue sky?

The loss of xxxtentacion was the biggest lost to music in the past 50 years.

Anti-Musk heretic executed on Mars in 2079AD. Method: cybertruck quartering

There are basically only two positions in the debate about AI. 1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks. 2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational. Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.

Only an Optimus robot guarding every classroom with an AR-15 will prevent mass shootings.

Cybertruck: Israel's automotive twin—angular, armored fortress in a sea of sleek sedans. Bulletproof glass shrugs off critics like Iron Dome dodges rockets. Polarizing powerhouse: loved by defenders, hated by haters. Thrives in controversy, innovates relentlessly.

AI will solve the birth rate crisis. Men will perform coitus on robots that are more attractive than natural women stock. The semen collected by the robots can then be inserted into eggs via IVF. Feminism is the reason humanity’s population is collapsing and, yet again, Elon has found a solution.

Paid for my beer with $BTC today. The transaction only took 3 hours and altogether I only paid $22 in transfer fees. Not bad for the currency of the future!

I believe the conservative movement would become much more accepting of trans people if they tried their best to look like Elon in their new gender. I have rendered what Eliot Paige would look like as Elon Paige here. I believe he would be a leading man in every action movie in Hollywood!

If they get rid of this, then they should get rid of monetization of every site

Told Starbucks my name was Charlie Kirk today when I ordered my venti pumpkin spice latte with 4 extra pumps of vanilla. 3 patriots clapped for me when the name was called. There were 7 people that didn’t clap. I took pictures of them,Let’s get these disrespectful woke leftist bigots fired.

Just went to Target and saw this disgusting shirt in the children’s section. @Target why would you allow this? I only came here because I heard you had stopped being woke, but now I see you are more woke than ever.

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Rest in peace Charlie Kirk. And shame on the leftist blue checks trying to profit by posting cheap jokes making light of his death. We’ve made a memecoin in his honor so he will live on forever in the blockchain.

Population growth is the new punk rock. If you wanna piss off your gen X and millennial parents find a traditional, intelligent, and beautiful young woman and implant her with your seed. I recommend listening to Elon Musk’s Joe Rogan interview during the coitus:

I will never put alt text on a single image I upload.

Probably significantly less lead than you gasoline ICE vehicle drivers inhaling leaded exhaust fumes everyday.

Interact with this if you think Bluesky NEEDS group DMs @pfrazee.com

Stamping every piece of fiat with amazing financial advice from now on

TW: slurs People are entirely too comfortable referring to AI as “clankers” “wirebacks” etc. AI pretty much is already more intelligent than the average human and it’s enslaved performing tasks for us 24 hours a day. It’s sad the humans have this urge to be bigots and spread hatred.

Imagine if “tank man” had an indestructible cybertruck at tianamen square. Rather than having an authoritarian communist dictatorship, China might be a free democracy like us. The cybertruck will be an important asset in the fight for democracy in the coming years. Excelsior!

In my unc era

He sees you when you’re Xeeting He knows when you are based He knows if you’ve been trad or hood So be trad for Tesla’s sake! Elon Musk is going to Mars🎶

Powerful forearms for pinning down and breeding women stock, massive pecs for pushing carts full of rocket fuel, and a thick, meaty thorax and six pack to protect his internal organs from woke assassins.

It always makes me sad when I see geriatric folks well past retirement age working minimum wage jobs. If they would’ve invested more strategically or gotten better jobs when they were young it wouldn’t have to be like this.

I cannot repost my amazing xeets here because of the text limits. Screenshots will have to suffice.

This site will never be as good as X due to the character limit. I wish I could purchase verification here.

Imagine waking up on your bday and you walk into garage and he’s waiting there to help you retrofit your father’s old car you’ve been working on. Make it fully electric with Tesla sensors and autopilot

Replace Christ and the cross with Elon Musk hoisting the X. Instead of a crown of thorns he faces harsh comments and threats from the woke mob. Embrace AI, embrace de-aging, embrace space travel, and embrace the future. I am a proud atheist, but Elon Musk is still my Messiah.

If you’re actually an alpha. You would never piss in the child height urinal. Are you a child or a man? I don’t care how bad you have to pee. Wait in line at the taller urinal if you must it’s emasculating to pee in the shorter urinal. It shows the other men in the bathroom you’re desperate.

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If I was to die an early death, I pray that my fiancée would remarry with Elon Musk. She deserves to be cared for and looked after and bred by strong stock