My grandma used to tell me she was “just resting her eyes,” but I knew she had dozed off. The difference, she wasn’t the President of the United States in the middle of a televised meeting.

There is Something Terribly Wrong with the current president…..

Reform councillors are wasting no time in tackling the most pressing issues of the day, such as... er... monitoring UFO activity over Doncaster.

Angela Rayner was dragged through every front page for weeks... HMRC's verdict: NOT deliberate. NOT even careless. Farage pockets £5 million and chooses not to declare it So where's the wall-to-wall coverage? Tell me this isn't a rigged game.

Reform UK said the “purchase of this property commenced before the gift.” And according to Farage himself, the £5m gift was “the only way I can look after myself and protect myself for the rest of my life.” Well, we expect the new house to be fitted with a state-of-the-art security system, then…

He’s dropped the ‘security’ claim already. Tricky to sustain when you’ve been buying houses for cash…

Ben Habib has made a disgraceful accusation that I was paid £1 million to let Boris Johnson win the 2019 election. It's outrageous to suggest I'd do anything for less than £5 million!

Awesome show last night. I'll absolutely miss Colbert. 💕💕💕

I know there’s a lot going on with the Labour Party, but it is all in the bounds of democratic politics. This however, paid collusion between the leaders of two political parties in the run up to election, if true, is a scandal of staggering propositions

John is completely right not to enter into dialogue with Reform UK.

Latest inflation report just dropped, and it came in hot, and slightly hotter than most folks expected.

"Hands up if you've been accused of taking £1 million to thow an election and nobody doubts it for a second because it's just so you"

Watch as U.S. senators react to Trump saying he doesn’t think about Americans’ financial situation when making decisions about the war with Iran.

It's been 16 months since I left X, and I feel so much better for it. I hadn't realised just how big an impact the daily tsunami of hate, trolling, sealioning and strategic incomprehension was having on my state of mind. I cannot understand why anyone who values their mental health is still there.

In other news UK news shows continue to fail to call out bull**** like this from Nigel Farage and Reform

"Dear Diary, I asked my lawyers if I could sue Ben Habib for saying I was paid £1m to throw an election. They said of course - as long as he's lying. Bollocks - back to the drawing board...."

Epstein Survivor hearing happening in West Palm Beach now. We stand with survivors.

This is only breaking news to members of his cult.

It's not just that the FBI director is acting like a spoiled child; he keeps repeating the dumb lie that Van Hollen was "drinking margaritas with a felon" when he visited Kilmar Abrego Garcia. As a reminder, it was a stunt from the El Salvador regime, who put sugar-rimmed glasses on the table.

I first met Clark Reynolds when he was just three years old at our Black History Month reception at the White House. Over the last ten years, it's been wonderful getting updates about his life through his letters. Check out how he’s doing now:

brutal meme via the official Democratic Party X account

Whether you want to see Starmer stay or go asking the opinion of befuddled nappy wearing orange liar who is unfit to lead a dog never mind a country , is pathetic. Sky News sinks to a new low. @news.sky.com

ANALYSIS: The Tories are still on life support – so why is Kemi Badenoch in celebratory mood? Amid all the Labour leadership frenzy, if you’re wondering what’s going on with the Tories - read this great piece by @lexytopping.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Left: Labour's Peter Kyle says Keir Starmer did not block Andy Burnham from standing as an MP Right: BBC News report that Keir Starmer blocked Andy Burnham from standing as an MP

They have zero ideas. There's just nothing there.

To the mothers, grandmothers, bonus mamas, and all the women who love on us, sacrifice for us, and hold everything together—we see you and we thank you. The world keeps turning because of y’all. Happy Mother’s Day 💐

𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝖄𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖘 𝕬𝖌𝖔… The Eye delved into Christopher Harborne's background - his dual identity, his cryptocurrency connections, his enormous political donations - long before his undeclared £5 million personal gift to Nigel Farage. From the Private Eye archive. Issue 1511, December 2019.

When I opened Friday’s show by saying that all we were waiting for now was Kemi Badenoch to declare herself the real winner of the elections, I was actually and absolutely joking!

Robert Jenrick has defected to Reform UK in recent months. We are keeping track of who else abandoned the Tories for Nigel Farage's party: https://www.bestforbritain.org/tory_reformuk_defection_tracker

Nigel Farage wants to take the country out of the European Convention on Human Rights The ECHR protects us all - the rights within it – firmly implanted into UK law by the Human Rights Act – are the reason why families devastated by disasters like Hillsborough could demand justice

Trump’s recent appearances continue to raise serious questions. Difficulty walking in a straight line. Visible hand discoloration. Erratic speech. Missed basic putts despite spending all that time on the golf course. The pattern is getting harder to ignore.

It’s going to be a busy few weeks keeping track of all the racists, criminals & weirdos elected on Farage’s ticket.

Nobody believed my bullshit story about security so I'm going to say my computer was hacked. Anything's better than being honest and just admitting that I should have declared the £5 million.

8th May 1945. VE Day, Great Britain & NI with our Allies defeat Fascism. 8th May 2026, Great Britain elects Fascists into our councils and devolved governments.

BREAKING: “We can’t deny that some of the alliances that we have come to rely on are not in the place we would want them to be .. it’s very important that we face up to this as a group of countries together” Prime minister Keir Starmer

🚨🚨 U.S. Central Command says Iran OPENED FIRE on U.S. warships and commercial vessels today and that U.S. forces returned fire. Iran military spokesperson Ibrahim Zulfiqar writes: "Tonight, perhaps, a new chapter of power will unfold, one the adversaries have never witnessed before."

In UNO that means you are losing.

The Guardian: Reform’s toxic thinking has infected Scottish politics – this week’s Holyrood elections will tell us how badly www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Petty, vindictive, and spiteful are just some of the words used to describe the latest shock-policy conjured up by Reform this weekend, after the party announced their intention to build migrant detainment centres in regions which elect a Green MP www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/ref...

"'George is like the equivalent of bringing in the Navy SEALs of politics, in that this is not a normal operating time,' said Rachel Lavine, a Democratic State Committee member for the 66th Assembly District who met Conway through her wife, Robbie Kaplan, the attorney for [E. Jean] Carroll. ...

ABC and Disney must commit to standing up against government censorship. Neither critics, comedians, nor corporations should be scared into submission by MAGA. sign.moveon.org/petitions/ki... SIGNED…

At what point did morons start thinking that the best sign of being a true patriot would be the salute of the Fascists this country spent years fighting?

23% approval for trump's abysmal handling of cost of living. IT. CAN. GO. LOWER!

NEWS: The U.S. Supreme Court has temporarily RESTORED access to the abortion pill mifepristone via telehealth and mail—pausing a lower court ruling.

Election Campaign Latest: Announce something unbelievably petty to stir up outrage while delighting the dregs of society, knowing that it is utterly unworkable and could never be implemented.

Maybe if Farage wasn't such a bigoted cunt he wouldn't need £5million for security

I thought about her and her family a lot today. If they were there, I hope they felt the love.

Europe is getting crushed on the social media battleground right now. Our democracies are wide open to attack because we rely on foreign tech. We cannot survive this unless we push through serious regulation and finally start building our own European platforms

KELLOGG: Ukrainians fought brilliantly, lost only 1% of land since 2014. You’ve got to give them full credit for what they’ve done. Russians not winning this war, they’re losing. Putin faces huge economic problems, suffered 1.2 to 1.4 million casualties, not going to get Donbas.

Do you Remember when Obama, Clinton and Bush tried to get a comedian fired for making fun of them??? Me neither … only whiny b!tches do that 🤷🏻‍♂️