Listen, get the help you need. However it’s so fucking funny that the podcast bros are finding it hard to do a real job and the stress and pressure that comes with it. Life was easier when you were bitching for a living

Yes Mr. Trump please toss me more mackerel and I’ll continue clapping like a seal

Dammit it’s already happening

It’s that wonderful time in New York where it’s 90% humidity in the morning and you’re greasy by the time you get to the office

There’s literally no need to have imposter syndrome in finance when some of the dumbest people you’ve ever met have become managing directors

The real peril of capitalism is Uber Eats defaulting to delivery even if the restaurant is within 200 yards of me

Yeah let’s blockade China

That’s a sick hat man what’s it say? Oh it says ‘Dallas’ but it’s upside down that’s cool man

European power prices are split since the US-Iran conflict. Gas-reliant markets like Italy and Ireland have seen high prices (€140/MWh) while renewable rich regions including Spain, Portugal and Sweden see far lower prices (€40/MWh). These are average wholesale daily prices (8am to 8pm).

*Driving my dually through the streets of old town Nice* What was that? I shout at my wife over Toby Keith’s ‘Courtesy of the Red White and Blue’ as we run over our seventh pedestrian, vaporizing their femur

I’m just glad we can go back to focusing on AI zeroing out all of the software industry

I, for one, take comfort in the fact that JD Vance has the charisma high school principal and the manners of a 2007 COD4 lobby

These are bid +54 now tyvm

It’s not a blind spot. They’re drunk on clicks

This is up there with Kevin Gates saying he started a car battery with his hands

PAM BONDI

Get in, loser, we're doing guns and butter

Quote USGGBE01 again I dare you I double dare you to

Hey so what did I miss?

This is a good lesson in Trump gaslighting 101. From his campaign rhetoric to that disasterclass with Zelensky in the Oval Office, Trump has done absolutely everything to undermine support for Ukraine. Now he pretends we did everything for them.

Stocks up massively while oil is merely catching a breather…hmm

Calling it the Iran war and not the Iran conflict like the financial world seems to sane wash it as

The essence of all the Russia stuff from the first campaign and first term was that Trump was an insider threat to the US, NATO, the UN, etc.—a manifest danger to the whole complex of post-WWII arrangements to defend free societies, stave off world wars, and advance the cause of human rights.

It’s worth noting that Bloomberg doesn’t roll its generic tickers. USGGBE01 still tracks October ‘26 contracts so there’s a lot of seasonal exposure. Using just Jan ‘27s would imply a 3.6% breakeven. Prob more appropriate to say 6m annualized NSA breaks are above 5% imo

The Trump regime continues to starve the people of Cuba for political purposes btw

Indiana could use a coach like Dusty May

Torsten calling for the most peace in the Middle East since the fall of the Ottoman Empire. Color me skeptical

Month end index extension could be messy for front end corporate spreads

i need this sticker

3yr yield up 12.5bps

The criticism will continue until stargazy pie is explained

And we confirm why traders hadn’t bid up crude. Didn’t want their face ripped off by a truth bomb

I am once again asking society to bring back swirlies

So we’re taking Kharg next week right

How do I submit a recommendation to the light bulb people that ‘warm white’ should be the yellowest grade

Bruh lmao

Yeah chat we’re cooked

It’s so awesome watching the children of players you grew up watching absolutely ball out. Seeing the flashes that remind you of their parents’ play style is so beautiful

I’ve got a people complaint: get the fuck off the elevator. If the doors start closing while your synapses are still figuring out where to go, I’m allowed to push you back in

Can’t believe our allies, who we have belittled since the beginning of this administration and taxed their economies, aren’t jumping to bail us out of a conflict we started unilaterally. Abuser brains from this admin

What if in 20 years an actor named LeBron B. James comes along and people spend weeks arguing about whether him or Michael B. Jordan made better films

Tuesday was one of the best weather days in New York history. It’s snowing right now

MS ‘27 subs trading at G+82? What are y’all doing on the front end today

Oil probably isnt skyrocketing yet because traders don’t want their face ripped off by desperate tweets. It ain’t staying under $100 though

How long until the Jones Act is suspended? Should have been reformed years ago

Citi just wrapped up an absolutely useless call with former Secretary of Defense Robert Gates where again we failed to clearly outline our objectives in Iran. Good work all around

The largest payment eliminated by DOGE was $38,468,659 to the American Institutes for Research in the Behavioral Sciences for transition support services to adulthood for disabled children served under the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act. The missles in this video cost more than that.

Dressed like a sixth grader whose mother doesn’t want to buy new shoes in a year because they’re too small

Trader Joe’s, count your days. These “trimmed green beans require extensive trimming