I just hung my head out the car window to yell at a bunny that just hopped into the middle of the road and stared at oncoming cars. It moved but Christ they’re dumb. (I’m a passenger)

Me at 7:15am on my way to work: tonight I’m going to hang some photos and paint my toenails and watch a movie Me at 7:15pm after work: I am going to lay on the bed and read Dungeon Crawler Carl until I fall asleep while the sun is still up.

I love central Washington, I think it’s one of the most beautiful places I’ve ever been but this 20mph sustained wind shit is nonsense.

There is something unnerving about my child being taller than my husband and I. Yeah, it’s genetics coming out (our brothers are all over six feet) but like, WHY is it so weird? He’s 14! He’s a beanpole!

Republicans just passed a Don't Say Trans bill that would also require schools to out trans students in certain situations, even if doing so would put them in physical danger. Every student deserves to feel safe in school & see themselves reflected in school curricula.

Protesters staged noise demo through the rich Seattle neighborhood of #Laurelhurst that lobbied against noisy helicopters flying sick and injured kids over their mansions to Children's Hospital. 🤪 It got a bit noisy.

When they first started attacking the VRA back in 2013 very few people in my space seemed to pay any attention. Supposed many were mum and supposed allies acted like it wasn't a big deal. Meanwhile Black folks tried to warn people and were ignored. Now we're on the verge of a return to Jim Crow.

I have a meeting room full of kids and a thunderstorm is moving in, it’s about to get panicky.

the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

he showed up to a mostly empty auditorium, got heckled by anti war protesters opposing the war he just humiliatingly failed to negotiate an end to, erika kirk stood him up, and he tried to explain catholicism to the pope. the only way he could’ve had a worse time is if he pissed his pants up there.

In new depths of completely unoriginal I am recalling how I spent my early 20s wandering around Issaquah while listening to Modest Mouse, like I’m sure a bunch of other moody kids did.

A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast

TWENTY-THREE WOMEN AND COUNTING. Eric Swalwell must resign.

I love elk and this week I saw them next to the dump in the same field as some deer.

Sir this is a Wendy’s

We are in a hotel room with basic cable so you know it’s time to introduce the kids to Key and Peele

Our PhD student Kennedy Orwa, who studies applications of AI to health care, was hastily deported today to Kenya along with his 13-year-old son without opportunity to speak to legal counsel. King 5 reports that he held a valid visa that was rescinded without explanation.

Vance wants Pope Leo to be his Daddy so badly but he doesn't know he is already (took one look at him and vanished)

I live in the same small town as one of my favorite musicians and today I wore their shirt to pick up a load of compost and soil and the hit the hardware store for birdseed and garden edging. And it happened, after six years, a member of my favorite band complimented me on the shirt of their band

I feel like now is a good time to share this again

y'all know the rules!

Earthset from Artemis II. I am overcome.

This stupid evil motherfucker.

Every single bird is on that blue dot

I'm running an old episode of MTV 120 Minutes on one monitor while I write on the other (HI ADHD), and just saw a commercial with REM asking us to write to the president (George HW Bush) asking him to go to the global warming conference and "stop the gas". We were so innocent (1992)

Total solar eclipse! Solar corona! From behind the Moon! #Artemis

they really said "they should have sent a poet"

Yep-- my mom didn't want me reading romances so I'd sneak any Johanna Lindsey I could out of the library under stacks of horse books right in front of her. I read the Pilcher and Tom Robbins on my parents' shelves.

Listen, I know you all are Bean Kings, but today I made refried beans for the first time and sorry to my children but that’s the end of canned refried beans in this house, I will make us Bean Gentry if it kills me.

“Let those who have weapons lay them down. Let those who have the power to unleash wars choose peace. Not a peace pursued by force, but through dialogue. Not with the desire to dominate the other, but to encounter them.” — Pope Leo XIV

NEW: The President once again called to eliminate federal library funding in his federal budget proposal. We have been here before. And when we make our voices heard, we can overcome this again. Tell your Senators to reject the cuts & #FundLibraries in next year's federal budget: ala.org/showup

I just saw a real estate listing for a house with its own ropes course, does it belong to a motivational speaker?

It’s 45 and raining today or you get a knuckle sandwich.

A Few Good Men (1992)

She'll have more time now to skin puppies for coats

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

I hate to be that person but every time someone says to save money by shopping at Aldi I want to scream that the closest one is 900 miles away, stop lording your Aldi privilege over me. (We have Winco, which is different but still cheap and great)

There are toilets everywhere for those with the eyes to see

Because this stupid asshole only really cares about being racist and harmful at home, that’s why he’s going to sit at SCOTUS and scowl at everyone. What a useless fucking waste

FYI she’s the one in the middle

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

To quote a local musician WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

yes

My 14 yo tried to teach me about Hey Ya tonight. Don’t try the old magic on me bro, I spent 2003-2005 drinking Arbor Mist and smoking Camel ultra lights to that album at every party.

I got my tubes removed in 2019 because I didn’t trust the government and I was correct. Another pregnancy would have sent me to grippy sock town, and I knew this was coming.

Llama: every move you make is pissing me off 🤣