I fell asleep for a few hours, what's he fucked up now?

People how loved to cosplay as many different vibrant characters and personas for a long long time now, but never in my life did I think I would see a group of closeted circling jerking ammosexuals cosplaying as straight men..... Then ICE came along.

Has anyone ever wondered what Clarkson would say if he had to review a cybertruck🤔

Guessing game time, I say "Absolute third world shithole run by a dictator", and you guess what country I'm referring to. Winners get to be accepted by the civilized world and we promise to stop lumping you in with all the uneducated retards over there.

Echo

It would be terrible if he became upset over some chant like "WE. 👏 WANT. 👏 THE EPSTEIN. 👏 FILES. 👏" I earnestly hope and pray this does not happen. 🙏🏼

Police within 2 hours when a criminal steals a vehicle: "here is the dashcam footage and body cam footage" Police when they shoot a person of color: "we need to investigate before determining if any of the 8 cameras were even on. The officer is on paid leave. Now let's forget this whole thing."

Good news! We figured out how to turn the “Trolly Problem” into a ride. We won’t spoil the details but it will be interactive!

Chicago vs Trump

Agree Mr. Daniels,Chump's 💯 The Worst of Us......

FUCK AMERICA, they are no better than Russia and North Korea.

This is never going away, is it?

Wimp!

🔵 So tragic 😭💔 Vote Blue 🗳

Will you disappear them to Aruba, Jamaica... Bermuda, Bahama... Key Largo, Montego...?

I want outer worlds 2 NOWWWW!!!!

BREAKING NEWS: Obama and Kamala were responsible for the Hindenburg disaster.

Thank goodness for the people I derided as “gun nuts” preventing a tyrannical government from sending soldiers into American cities to crush dissent, just like they said they would. Oh. Wait.

🔴 Whatever ya do . . . don't share • We don't wanna anger Don 🤭🤣🐥

Under no circumstances should anyone travel to the US right now. You will not be safe. DO NOT GO TO THE US!

Anyone playing the first descendant?

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I can't help but think that if a certain country had learnt from the history of another country they could have avoided their fate, and if they had learnt about yet another countries history they could have learnt what to do with a tyrant king..... FFS stop burning books and start reading them🤦

Today in “America has banned wheelchair ramps bc they weren’t in the Bible; meanwhile Finland has made ice cream free” news

Anyone else think it's weird that we "like" posts even though the post is bad or disappointing? "Someone died = 100likes". Is everyone liking it out of acknowledgement or do they like that someone died?

I can't believe people are actually celebrating the death of Hulk Hogan just because *reads literally anything about Hulk Hogan* Oh. Carry on then.

Some humor for your day. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anyone want to play a guessing game? Your hint is "uncivilized third world shithole".

There are some new postcards in the Trump Tower gift shop.

There is nothing I like more than a prat Tesla driver who can't use reverse camera, side mirrors, rearview mirror or hear the beeper and just reverses out of the bay as soon as I'm walking past the bay, it's even more fun when the cuntfaced prick doesn't apologize after hitting me.

I know it's a bad day when I can't be bothered to make sarcastic and glib comments to people.

Because America hasn't fallen far enough to the bottom of the barrel yet. Big brother 27, tune in to watch trailer trash behaving like complete tools.

I prefer tomato cans. 😆

Not sure how I feel about the 76 update, but TFD update looks sick AF.

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