if you were a killer clown in 2016 please step forward

neeeeed to smoke here

“smokey can you maybe… turn your paper around” 😭😭😭

you heard it here first

if weed doesnt have me coughing like i just inhaled and ancient curse directly from the spirit of a mummy i dont want it

the way i started school last tuesday and campus has been closed since like what am i paying you guys all this money for

gachiakuta drag brunch when

i need a masterclass on chicago drag history so bad i have such a desire to learn rn

just decided i was gonna buy a leg of lamb and here we are

there comes a time in every trans woman’s life where she must start watching greys anatomy and it’s a phenomenon i can’t explain

You may dress like a girl but you’ll always be a nasty little faggot 🫵🏻

currently having cheese and crackers and watching yaoi i love my life

did we ever stop to think that maybe ice spice wore that at the spongebob premiere cause she wanted to get into those squarepants?

any lords up a leaping rn?

@lindycoulee.bsky.social reference

i knew waiting for the legends za dlc to drop was the right move cause it just made getting the shiny charm SO much easier

i 🫶🏻 chicago drag base

spotify wrapped on my birthday and it gave me the age i am now this is crazy

imagine how tired we are

the van carter household are, have been, and always will be lifelong stans 🙂‍↕️

I love my stupid tranny life

i really need wingstop to have a 25 piece option cause the jump from 20 to 30 is crazy

blocked pretty much all the major companies that do ads on tiktok and now every ad i get is from smaller companies using exclusively ai for their ads 🫩

while i don’t have necessarily have a problem with christmas music as an institution i do think it should be considered a war crime to play exclusively christmas music at my job for the entire day cause i wanna blow my brains out

doing a no-buy so i can have more than 78 cents in my bank account at any given moment

me when my husband was born 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

hey guys its my birthday :)

someone asked me if my hair is real at work today should i derry queen myself?

i turn 22 on friday which in gay terms means i will no longer be young and will instead be pushing 30 until further notice

DJ Ca$h Era thank god

going on a walk with half a joint waiting for me at home this is everything i’ve ever needed

this whole “win a thousand battles” thing is gonna make me blow my head off i’ve never wanted to do anything less

i’ve yet to get the shiny charm so these are the guys i’ve found without it :3

in my bobs burgers era

I hate that you can’t explain how AI use will be this countries downfall to dumb people. Like we won’t have fresh water or electricity because you wanted to me a moving mermaid 🥲 I’m gonna kms.

friendly reminder that generative ai is an environmental nightmare and if you know that and use it (even once) YOU are part of the problem

ok here’s the thing, you canNOT be flat out rude to your support system and expect them to still support you

need a new job expeditiously 🫩

legends z-a has taken over my life, i need to beat the main story NEOW so i can shiny hunt

many cannot say the same…

burger king 16 piece & large fry

queerbaiting son or consumerism daughter?

piggy sister 🩷

get to hang out with @gracevanduran.bsky.social today why go to chicago when chicago can come to you

my personality for the next six weeks they’re so doomed yuri

just finished chapter one of V3 and i’m a WRECK holy shit 😭

tsumugi x kaede doomed yuri…

doing this while actively playing v3 i need this SDR2 remaster expeditiously

got jealous of tacky cheeks ig 😔

Hey y’all if you’re in Bambi’s DMs or dogpiling please stop, this is causing hurt and becoming a completely different conversation that I didn’t ask for and is no longer appropriate We have been talking and this topic is really triggering and painful to navigate as is ❤️