david ginola, former professional soccer player, attending a motion capture session for fifa soccer 97 (1996) archive.org/details/play...

1) Gambling 2) Selling vapes door to door 3) Befriending old widow over the road (long-term planning) 4) Dubbing episodes of Sopranos for different Slavic markets 5) Uh,

Had a dream I walked in on Pierce Brosnan sat at a table in a clatty gaff railing enormous lines of ching, eyes fixed on a silent broadcast of the late queen shrieking ‘DOES IT BOTHER YOU AYE? DOES IT TROUBLE YE MUCH?’

Madness in this bar. The landlord’s dog entered the bar area and farted extensively, causing the young staff to start shouting and drive the dog away into the back area, and then they sprayed the bar with some kind of terrible air freshener which had a chemical odour.

The fact that this person remains Health Secretary is objectively one of the most significant British political scandals of the post-Covid era. But because he's doing something the media barons like, everyone has decided it's fine.

Lil’ clip of William Telford and Tobias Hilder opening for Autechre last night in Bristol. Really enjoyed this

‘Here come The Broom’ - Autechre Live 2025

Current 93

Absolutely insane. Labour would have purged and smeared someone like Zohran Mamdani. Wes Streeting's politics align far more closely with Andrew Cuomo. The lessons from Mamdani are about how to defeat both the right - and the bankrupt "centre".

Hoped I’d never have to say this but the premise to 1997 N64 title Blast Corps? Utterly absurd

Rocking up to Autechre in a full Regatta fit

Budokan Boys are back and deep in the night crawlin' electro-doom stalkin' strategictapereserve.bandcamp.com/album/the-ooze

New Vatican Shadow looking alright

Music City looking class this year

At Sleaford Mods @extempufo.bsky.social

Bag searched at the airport because the young man at the scanner ‘didn’t like the look of these’. I salute his diligence; I have no idea what they are either

No words.

National Express doing reserved seats is a powerfully insane move. Second coach today and I’ve seen some serious feathers ruffled, a woman in tears. Half the punters simply don’t believe it’s a thing and fp to them tbh it’s like wanting table service at the noise show (note to self; look into this)

Trying to imagine a guy who thinks this post ‘matters’ and driving myself completely insane in the process

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Israel claimed responsibility for killing five Al Jazeera staff in Gaza, including Anas al-Sharif, in a strike on their media tent outside al-Shifa Hospital, bringing the total journalists killed to 237 since the war began. 🔴 Follow our LIVE coverage: aje.io/1490et

For months now Paypal has been sending me a ‘final reminder’ that somebody coughed up 74p for a live recording I’m on featuring only 2/3 of the band, and that time is running out to claim my wages

4 in the AM and Limp Bizkit Take A Look Around playing on the hospital radio

No

Typical noise gig lineup

Unrelated, The Panama Papers are playing the Friday at Supernormal this year

Right how about this and Warnie has tried to invite English cricketing giant (?) Allan ‘Legga’ Lamb onto the show but like a mug he’s only gone and got Alan ‘Influential Sound Artist and Neurophysioloigst’ Lamb by mistake

Trying a bit of this idfk

Call me old fashioned but I simply don’t feel I should be physically threatened for asking people not to vape outside the children’s hospital

I’ve driven down b-roads you people wouldn’t believe

A year and a half ago the world knew, as reported even by US media. Israeli forces removed all medical workers from a hospital and left newborn babies to die of starvation. Alone. And then rot. The journalist who took the photos was then assassinated.

30 air strikes in Khan Younis in just 1 hour. 30 Palestinians killed this morning. Nasser hospital bombed. A warehouse storing medical supplies damaged. Patients in northern Gaza stranded after Israel attacks the Indonesian hospital. The ICU is shelled.

NHS surgeon Victoria Rose speaking from Gaza: "We are literally killing thousands of children.. we are actually perpetuating deaths of children by not stopping this"

Joke Lanz / Ute Wasserman last night at Turner House. Show improv the red card

Done a little round up of who’s doing the weird stuff where in Cardiff these days which you can grab at shows such as Tristwch y Fenywod in St John’s Church in Cardiff next Fridayyyy

An aleatoric music system where rakes are left throughout a studio and are then accidentally stepped on by musicians, thereby altering their compositional outcomes.

there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

Thousands show solidarity at #TransRightsAreHumanRights Demo in Parliament Square.

Cornish 9/11

Solidarity with trans women after today’s Supreme Court ruling. The rollback of LGBT rights — especially trans rights — is global, bankrolled by billionaires and the far-right. Trans rights are human rights. We must defend the Equality Act and its protections for trans people.

Another belter @counterflows.bsky.social, fave moments were screw-facing at The Handover, a man in a cardigan shrieking John fuckin Wall, Ash Reid’s lament for the taste of British Apples, Yan Jun’s duets with baby / hoverfly / chiff-chaff and Amina Claudine Myers blowing the cobwebs off that organ

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Counterflows

At the noise show inspecting the more dubious-looking patches and showing people the yellow / red card accordingly

*Ben Mendelsohn voice* you haven’t been doing any field recordings have you mate??

What has become of Cardiff’s once thriving chap-hop scene? Music City indeed

That’s enough Experimental Folk please, no more Experimental Folk

Now I am become Man Who Is Taking His GF To See Autechre

Seen screen grabs of some very forceful emails from @patocanton.bsky.social pushing for that Hot 8 Brass Band support slot next month, not for me to judge ambition ofc; get it king!